Jizz

When others don't know what to post, it's Zoidberg...When I don't know what to post, it's boobies :D

nsfw

When I realized I clicked several of the nsfw link on the front page when sitting in the first row of class

reactiongifs

When my boyfriend was in basic training, I had to get creative when taking dirty pics, since they aren't allowed (f)

gonewild

When Sir says "I want you naked and waiting for me when I come back, Pet."(SFW)

bdsm

When we're young, its the girls who play with plastic dolls. When we grow up its the men.

bimbofetish

When I stretch in this dress this happens. Hopefully it won't be an issue when I go out with my friends tonight!

wifesharing

When you're not looking for it, that's when you'll [f]ind what you want...

gonewild

When I wake up on a Japanese flag when I wasn't expecting it for a few more days

TrollXChromosomes

When i dissappear upstairs when my friends come round my house this is how i invite them to join me [f]or some fun

gonewild

when i have to beg for steam games is when i realize that i have no money

hentai

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

SexyButNotPorn

When my kids and hubby are away... that's when i get to play! (F)

gonewild

when you leave the bar vs. when you wake up in the morning (NSFW)

funny

When your (f)avourite song comes on when making lunch

gonewild

When youre a mod, and not only do you break your own rules, but you get pissy when someone calls you out for it

ImGoingToHellForThis

When I told mom, she said she knew what had happened, and would sort it when we got there.

momsinsexyclothing

When I don't want to fuck vs. When I do want to fuck

ladybonersgw

WHEn whEN YOUR WIFE TAKES A LONGGG TIME AT THE STORer

ReallyWackyTicTacs

When she was New, When she was Forever, and right before she Went Away

ericacampbell

When your gf orders a Classic Italian Sub for dinner and you go to pick it up but when you get there you can only wonder "HOW did they KNOW??" [NSFW]

actuallesbians

When you want to (f)it tits and ass in the shot... from a bit ago when my hair was dark!

gonewild

When you pour in the silicone and they forget to say when.

bimbofetish, BimboOrNot

When she's saying that she wants only me then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends. When she's saying that I'm like a disease then I wonder how much more I can spend.

Alice_on_thc, ThickFit, pawg, assinthong, MirrorSelfie, palegirls, LegalCollegeGirls

When on a walk on campus to take a break [f]rom studying in the library, it's so hard studying when you're horny xx

gonewild

When it has been a year when you last worked out and you try on your old sports bra to find out you don't fit it anymore

bigboobproblems

When it’s been a long shift, who does the Nurse page when she’s in need of an orgasm?

cgrey1433

When you stick your head out the car window when you're on the freeway

PornMemes

When all my swim shorts were already clean and packed, I had to make do when I wanted to use the pool one last time.

gaybears

When I play with my ass I switch from being my usual dom to such a subby girl. It felt so much better when my gf let me borrow her dress. Put it on and a bra and just instaboner. Rode my prostate toy like the slut I am. Cant wait for my new dildos to arri

traaNSFW

When he cannot wait to eat your smooth pussy when he gets home from work

gonewildcurvy, u_S1mplyRadishing, GoneWildPlus, chubby, PussyMound

When your ldr bf tells you a hundred times to find a local dom to take care of your sub needs, and you refuse because you don't want to cheat on him, but relent and find a dom, only for your bf to get angry about it and turn you into the bad guy when you

traaNSFW

When I don't post to Reddit for months at a time, it's because I am A Lady and An Adult now. When I do, it's because I'm a Sex-Positive Person Who Isn't Afraid To Show Off. Anybody else have to regularly change their narrative to feel good about their dec

gonewild

When you're told to be ready when they arrive

Misogynyfetish

When your hot, older coworker invites you over when her husband is out of town, say yes.

AgedBeauty

When my son got his first job, I agreed he should get a man's welcome when he comes home, too.

DirtyFamilyPhotos

When my mom found out how big my friend's dick was, she was always wondering when he would be over next...

GetOutofMYMOM, bangmybully

When I was a little boy they asked who I wanted to look like when I grew up. I said Mariah Carey ?

traps

When I found the spell I knew what I'd do; I'd swap bodies with my boss and give myself that promotion! The problem came when I missed and put myself in the body of his secretary! I can't undo the spell until the next full moon and I don't want to get her

bodyswap

When you first meet her vs when you get her back to yours

DressedAndUndressed

When You Say You're Hungry And She Sends You This Saying "You Can Snack On This When You Get Home"

Afrodisiac

When people bother Bilbo when he's home

lotrmemes

When you told your wife about your fetish, she didn't believe you. She keeps trying to prove you wrong when you tell her you love it.

Hotwifecaption

When you told your wife about your fetish, she didn't believe you. She keeps trying to prove you wrong when you tell her you love it

cuckoldcaptions

When the cum empties out of him, that’s when you have all the power. Make him moan with your mouth, and his cock Is yours forever?

Sissyperfection, sissycaptions, SissyInspiration

When Daddy demands nudes when you are at work...

Daddy

When I hid a live camera in mom's bedroom I finally proved she was lying when she said she wasn't cheating on dad with my high school bully. Sadly it didn't take long for her and my bully to notice the webcam light was still on, and he took pride in fucki

bangmybully, mommybully, GetOutofMYMOM

When the dog walks into the room at the party when everyone is shitfaced

reactiongifs

When your GF said she was bi-curious you thought it was hot. When she said she had a crush on her yoga instructor you were slightly concerned. But once she got fucked by her instructor's strap-on, her days of heterosexuality were over. You never stood a c

MsStealYourGirl

When You Tell Him You Want To Watch, But You Regret Your Decision When You See How Much Harder He Fucks

BestPornInGalaxy

When I caught my daughter smoking, I made her finish the pack. When I found my daughter's slutty clothes, I made her try on all of them for me.

DirtyFamilyPhotos

When my mistress makes sure I am plugged, shaved and caged. This is when I am at my happiest.

Sissies

When she is alone / When she sees you. Alexandra Vexx

ShemalesParadise

When little doesn't get her way VS when daddy finally gives in ?????

Daddy

when I give you this look that’s when you know it’s about to go down ? [F]

UnderwearGW, BigBootyGoTHICCgf

When Jamal's wife starting moaning while she fucked his parole officer he figured it was involuntary. She was "just saving him from prison time." But when she held his hands for balance and starting slamming down into him Jamal knew she wasn't coming home

RaceplayIsFun

When I realized how handsy my aunt gets when she drinks, I offered to build her a bar.

DirtyFamilyPhotos

When we're out in public vs. when we're in private

OnOff

When I am oiled up I can't help but touch and rub my pussy. Especially when I think someone might be watching makes me super excited

PoolsidePorn

When he tells you to be naked when I come home ?

Nudes

When her eyebrows have flavor, thats when you know shes into you

Artistic_Hentai, hentai, hentai_global