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This is what I learned in my Calculus class today.

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"A mounted police is not something you become, it's something you're born to be". By whom and by what union you ask? [NSFW]

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So this is what it feels like to finally hit the front page! [nsfw]

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This is what greeted me upon arriving in Baltimore. [NSFW]

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This is what porn has done to men [NSFW]

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So Reddit lead me here, and this is what became of it. (NSFW, kinda)

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This is what I call NSFW.

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This is what I come home to

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I told my girlfriend about the "clench technique" and told her to send me a sexy picture to try it out. This is what she sends. (NSFW)

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So that's what the song is about..... [NSFW]

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this is what my swim trucks feel like

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This song is called what?? NSFW

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This is what happens when you work in a dying mall with no customers [ NSFW ]

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I realized there is a large discrepancy between what "tubing" means to Northerners and Southerners [FIXED][NSFW]

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This is the way they communicate in the Beach Volleyball, I wonder what that means? [NSFW]

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I bought some new Bike Shorts, and the padding is in the exact shape of what the shorts are meant to protect.

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*NSFW* This is what couples bonding time looks like at my house ...

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Saw this at my local basketball court. I have no idea what the last word is. (NSFW language)

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This is what I came across when I opened a used book from the college bookstore... (NSFW)

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Googled my name and this is what I got...

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When I drop of my younger sister anywhere. This is what I do

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This is what i expect NSFW to show!

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Bought my Grandma a ticket to the Louvre. She's 84 and has never been, and wanted to see the "art." I left her alone in a red room next to a staircase for 30 minutes. This is what I came back to. (nsfw)

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This is what she gets for reading Reddit's most NSFW joke thread.

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A friend of mine recently liked a certain FB page for those of you who don't know what this page is, here's a link: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Freaks-Only/350950288322157 NSFW

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Typed boobs into Google. This is what I got.

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This is what was staring at me as I closed my browser and concluded fappy times. I'm ok with this. [NSFW]

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Its my irl cakeday today. This is what my brother got me (nsfw- I'm topless)

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This is what happens when a skinny does one shot.

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This is what happens when you put a whiteboard in a house full of guys [semi - NSFW]

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This is what happens when you leave a toothbrush at my girlfriends apartment [FIXED] nsfw

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"Man, what the hell is Robert dressed up like this year?" [Slightly NSFW]

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"Man, what the hell is Robert dressed up like this year?"[Slightly NSFW]

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Googled "Disco Godfather", this is what came up...NSFW

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As a Cuttlefish participating in No-Shave-November, this is what I'm expecting by the end of the month.

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My(20f) brother(25m) likes to send me pictures while I'm away at college. Today, I was expecting his "Terdsday" post (He's a landscaper and has to take his shits in the woods and sends me a picture of it every Thursday), but this is what I got instead. He

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That is exactly what I was looking for... (Kinda NSFW)

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I sent my friend a NSFW picture of of the front page of r/wtf, this is what he sent back.

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My girlfriend was browsing Amazon to find a gift to send to her sister in Turkey. This is what came up when she selected "international" and "home" gift ideas. [NSFW]

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This is what happens when you pass out with your shoes on at my house. NSFW?

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This is what I woke up to this morning (nsfw?

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This is what happens when threads don't 404.

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I discovered Reddit last year, and subsequently, Karma. For the past year I've been whoring karma left and right, I recently made it to 50k+, I took a moment to reflect on what it took to get there, and this is how I felt.

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I can't figure out how to connect my new external HD. Can anyone tell me what kind of connection this is?

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So, what state is your d*ck ?

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Seriously? This is not what I want to see when I scroll down Facebook.

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This is what a small quantity of snow does to Britain (NSFW-ish).

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So I had to find gay porn pictures at work. This is what Google suggested me [NSFW]

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I think no one dared comment that picture on asking, what the fuck is happening?

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Told my boyfriend to eat some eggs for a real breakfast and to send me a pic so I know he did it...this is what I got!

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So this is what you do instead? C'mon doctorjellybro...

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I walked in the bathroom and this is what i see

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My freind likes to take pictures himself with a phone, this is what I use photoeditors for.

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So , I live in a boarding school and this is what my friends decide to do when they're bored. [NSFW]

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Someone posted a beautiful Labradorite Stone on /pics, so of course I went to ebay to buy one and I this is what I see...

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Anybody know what this is? NSFW

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