Jizz

They were handing this out to us as we walked into school today. They were actually proud of this...

Libertarian

I googled cats and boobs - Some of the results were pretty interesting. Some were -> ;)

nsfw

[f]rom all the candy, the seats were sticky, as they were drawn into the grapevine..

gonewild

James Deen (and Stoya!) were at my wedding and were super cool!

JamesDeen

Just came home from yet another party...strap were supposed to cover my nipples but people got curios what those red ribbons were doing beneath. Got pulled aside..

gonewild

Remember when women were not fake and full of plastic? When they were naturally beautiful and proud to be themselves? The glorious Bettie Page, 1950's.

OldSchoolCool

CYBERCHASE WERE MOVING WERE BEATING HACKER AT HIS GAME

i14atiw

These two were trapped in the same container, decisions were made.

mildlyinteresting

SHOCKING- BERNIE SANDERS SEX SCANDAL? A photo of Bernie and his Lover has just surfaced. According to a source close to Mr. Sanders who wished to remain anonymous, "The two were inseparable. They were like teenagers, fucking like rabbits any time the bree

AnyoneButSanders

My boss accidentally bought these thinking they were workout DVDs we were going to sell at cheap prices....smh (possibly NSFW)

funny

Days ago you were just an average couple. Now things were different.

suckingtogether

You were once so nervous to tell her your fantasy. Now you were both fighting to suck on him

suckingtogether

Dogs were used on Biak Island, off the coast of New Guinea to find the caves and hideouts that the Japanese were hidden in.

natureismetal

Trying to find a few years old Ava Addams clip. They were outside at a pool, and in the beginning they were weighing her breasts with two scales. She had green or yellow bikini.

AvaAddams

Recently some of my friends and I were musing about being forced to go to Sunday school when we were kids, and we got to talking about some of those strange posters in the class spaces with Bible verses which had nothing to do with what the posters portra

atheism

These lips were made for sucking, and these tits were made for (f)ucking

mycleavage

The four Thai Navy Seals (one medic) that stayed IN the cave with the boys since they were discovered. They monitored their health and prepped them for their dangerous escape were the last to emerge after the 13 originals.

u_josencarnacao, u_diaggello

(18f) Parents were in the suite next door and had no idea that the braids and hanging towels were conscious, sexual decisions

gonewild

Ok were all clear boy. Now where were we?

DadsAndBoys

What I'm told were baby's feet bones in the mud at the Killing Fields, Cambodia. They were only a few inches long.

WTF

You were a bit suspicious they were spending time together, but you trusted your GF and her ex

CheatingCaptions, Hotwifecaption

She told me she'll only let me touch her panties. They were super smooth and my hands and cock were very happy.

MyWifesPanties

My partner and I were just patrolling r/terriblefacebookmemes. We were ambushed by them!

EmojiPolice

When you told her you were 7inches but really you were 5

NSFWFunny

Last night a complete piece of shit burned down my friends racing pigeon loft. There were almost 2000 racing pigeons in there that were being prepared for the final race tomorrow. 4 dogs also lost their lives.

u_tayneko

Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again. (F)

gonewild

Santa's little helpers were excited to be gifted away to the person on the top of the nice list. But they were disappointed to learn that their new owner weren't capable to form a single naughty tought (X-posted to /r/XmasXposts)

AnnoyedToBeBound, XmasXposts

It started with an offer to join them for a threesome. Before he knew it, Chris was bent over next to his best friend with a dildo up his ass. Her plan was to make them fuck eachother, and they both were embarrassed to admit that they were starting to wan

straightturnedgay, FemdomHumiliation, Femdom, bdsm, submissivemen, cuckhumiliation

if you were my man we would have started the day with deep dick, switched positions and i would have let you keep going full throttle till you beat me down flat on my stomach. if you were in the mood after to 3 finger stroke my nut and call me baby i woul

Sissies, FemBoys, BlackTwinks, DadsAndBoys

To the women who were with us when we were lonely, and who made us feel great even without being near us: Happy International Women's Day <3

u_Knight710

[IMAGE] My Mom and Dad were going through my (late) Grandpa’s things and found these. He wrote them before motivational posters were a thing.

u_Geroel_21

He caught you staring at him in the locker room and quickly noticed you were trying to hide your boner. Before you knew it, you were over his shoulder getting fingered-banged until you begged him to fuck you.

straightturnedgay, TotallyStraight, u_cakengroceries, u_WhyDoes1HaveToChoose, u_b130n

This time were through were really through snap rivesgirly2

asianhomemadexxx

You were nervous. It was your first time. You were coming from your college baseball practice and had found a daddy to show you the ropes. When you got there, he made you strip. Your dick embarrassingly leaked precum. He handed you panties and told you to

straightturnedgay, StraightToSissy, ForcedFeminization, bitchsissies, men_in_panties

I shouldn't be as happy as I looked after we came across those flowerz, how was I supposed to know they were the main ingredient for X-Change? Now I had to hike all the way back, and for some reason you were looking cuter than usual...

bodyswap

You were in the middle of trying to sleep, when suddenly you were swapped into my boyfriend's body, but you don't have his memories... but I'm right there for you, well.. for him. Increase in libido?? (F24 self)

bodyswap