Jizz

My Penis Got Hard

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Long BABA (DD inside NSFW)

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Any Straya cunts here? We don't have access to Robinhood but I can still be an autist with other apps

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(Spoiler) Water bottle left in a scene of GoT finale - Invest in H20

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Yep...

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cumback

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Found this. Thought you autists might enjoy.

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I am ready to join the 1%

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RIP /u/analfarmer2

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Today’s market ..

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Today is GUHnna be a good day

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Funding Secured.

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Let's use quarantine easing to put out the fires!

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Whale Sized Boner

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When you wake up and all the little graphs things are green again

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Anyone holding $EWI and $SPY puts over the weekend

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Big enough to finally make it past the automods?

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Robinhood

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Gay Morning to you too

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idc if robinhood crashes I've got puts ??

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Window shopping for when I sell my puts.

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Friday 358 pm yolo. Thanks wsb

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I'm not fucking dancing

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I'll see y'all at the f**kin moon ??

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If it ain't 2 circuit breakers on Monday I don't want it ???

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Mondays sure is gonna suck for a lot of people...

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The Great Dead Cat Bounce of 2020

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My feelings as a ??

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My puts are dying but at least ToS is cheering me up. 5/1 SPY $210

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Robinhood really be preventing suicides by inducing heart attacks

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Here ya go ya filthy animals

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Tomorrow will be a bear day.

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Sold all yesterday. Missed out on $26k+ big oof

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The best trade I’ve ever made.. so far

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Got fisted by the mouse.

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Just a little pre market shopping

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Hope this cheers you guys up a bit today

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Which one of you retarded kings did this

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Sorry ladies, this is what happens when you marry a WSB King ?

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Fellas, should I do this to my girlfriend if I ever turn a profit from trading?

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Ftfy

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Palantir's next leg up (DD)

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Incoming Shitpost

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Bear market confirmed

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GME - Power to the players (of gme stonk)

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Thanks guys. I saw it spiked and sold at 45% profit

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The green dildo of my dreams ? coulda made much more, but I ?? my 50-60 0dte when shares were at $53

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GME PREMARKET $105 FROM EU TARD BROKER ???

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WSB this friday on the way to ??

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WSB in the ?? this friday

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Don't mess with the little guy

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This aged well

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