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My best friend's boyfriend isn't very smooth

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how I wake up very morning in my new apartment [fixed] NSWF

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Either she's VERY curvy or Groupons photoshop skills are amazing!

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Just ordered these plates from the DMV. Very few people have gotten the joke (NSFW)

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My best liquor store purchase ever ...and by a very wide margin. [NSFW]

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She's an animal in bed. [VERY NSFW]

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I never thought the day would come where i found the very end of reddit... it was a long journey

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Punchline: "...very carefully."

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The Very Happy Dinosaur (NSFW)

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100% recycled! Very slightly NSFW.

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[OC] Even my sidewalk thinks Monday is a dick... (VERY mildly NSFW)

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I am very happy today more happy than Pharrell

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It's her 22nd birthday. I saw something very different.

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An airbag destroyed my tits. (VERY NSFW)

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I drew this picture of my girlfriend. She didn't appreciate it very much. nsfw

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The very hungry Negro

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I had butt progress after squats too! PSA for ladies (very NSFW)

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Excellence can be very broad.

funny, FiftyFifty

These 2 guys were very confused when they got carded

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One lucky man or 41 very unfortunate men [NSFW]

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Discovered a dusty old book with a very interesting take on masturbation, or should I say 'self-pollution'. [Slightly NSFW text]

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The 60's were a very different time for children's books... Mildly NSFW

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Congrats to Germany! The Hoff is very proud.

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A very fine Omegle trolling [Kinda NSFW]

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She was not very amused

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Warning: Very dark humor

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My friend is very creative NSFW

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For some reason, Pumpkin Spice was a very short-lived character in Spice Girl history...[NSFW]

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It's a very friendly neighborhood

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Googled newt, was very disappointed

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Work in a grocery store, employee found these in a cart on the lot, in one of our store's bags. Someone's having a very lonely night.

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The Internet is mean :( (very slightly NSFW)

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I told my boyfriend I wanted a 3d pen. He said he would very me 3 of these....

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He was very mad at all the Skype spam

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Guess I'm not very brave..

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My Reddit app broke and I ended up very confused by the comments.

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The online gaming community would be a very different place.

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A very sexy picture of a couple in a dark room

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So I'm not very skilled with computer stuff such as photoshop but I was really bored today and felt slightly creative... So I decided to change some movie plots with the help of shutterstock images.

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It looks like someone is VERY excited about subsidized wages

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My that's an impressive shadow. Very slightly NSFW

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My cousin got a new phone...(Warning: very gross NSFW stuff)

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This foam hammer at the doctor's office is very phallic... NSFW

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Mmm, very appetizing.

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For sale. Very clean. Low miles, barely used. Make offer.

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Long Greentext. Very good, worth it.

funny, distortedview, greentext_erotica

This was my very talented friend's first effort at making a comic strip. What does Reddit think? NSFW

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Saw a very hung cousin at the beach today

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[NSFW] Someone at TWC takes their job very seriously.

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My coffee was very perky this morning

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A very artistic nutscape.

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Thanks McDonald's. Very subtle.

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My daughter (8 years old) got an assignment at school to find an image of a plant on the Internet... we're very happy she's not the best at drawing (possibly nsfw).

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WARNING..VERY NSFW!

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I was served some very NSFW dessert today on my Emirates flight.

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[NSFW] Someone is very excited for the snow

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I found this very phallic looking rock today. "I shall call you Eduardo!"

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Amazon has a very interesting new thermometer targeted at men (NSFW)

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