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Sometimes a threesome goes badly, and sometimes it goes well. [FFM]

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He was a lucky man indeed. [wife] [babysitter]

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You should join the book club

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Boy, it's a good thing you're attractive because boy, you ain't smart. [blowjob] [friend]

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I'll add that to the 'positives' column. [flirt] [implied threesome]

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As you get older, your tastes change. [wife] [implied]

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How do you deal with a nosy roommate? [implied threesome]

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Sorry is the hardest word to say. [implied sex]

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She had a lot of ideas for when she had a boyfriend. She just needed one first. [implied]

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The kind of girls most likely to agree to a threesome are also the most likely to get started without you. [lesbian] [implied threesome]

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There's a reason many women love to give blowjobs. [blowjob]

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It was her last day as a librarian... [facial]

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It was a running joke with them. [implied blowjob]

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How could they get their boyfriends interested in exercise? Think, think, think. [implied] [group]

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It's not an awful pickup line if it works. [implied anal]

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Their relationship had its ups and downs. [cunnilingus]

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An entrepreneur at heart. [implied] [babysitter]

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Willing but not eager. [naked] [implied public]

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She knew the Art of the Deal. [blowjob] [humour]

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It's important to be clear. [implied FM sex] [implied anal] [implied blowjob]

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Always remember to say thank you. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

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First impressions can be deceiving! [naked] [implied lesbian]

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The girl's locker room was totally off limits. [naked] [implied sex]

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Office affair [boss]

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She wanted to treat you. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

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Time for a change. [implied threesome]

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High expectations. [naked] [implied sex]

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The best costume for trick or treating? That's easy. [implied exhibitionism] [hallowe'en]

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Well, you heard the woman. [naked] [implied]

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A competition with two winners. [naked] [group] [implied sex]

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What are they teaching these days? [schoolgirl] [MF sex] [bondage]

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A magical time. [implied foursome] [wedding]

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Temptation, thy name is Maya. [naked] [implied anal]

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Be nice to your siblings or you might regret it later. [blowjob] [exhibitionism] [not incest]

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Math can be sexy. [naked] [group] [implied]

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It's been a hard couple months, hasn't it? [wholesome]

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I wonder what you call it? [group] [naked]

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Life never goes the way we expect, does it? [FFM] [humour] [virginity]

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Not what 'cheer practice' means, but go on. [cheer] [group] [implied blowjob]

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Prove it! [naked] [implied]

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Behind the scenes in the Ravenclaw girl's dorm... [lesbian] [orgy] [parody]

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A good maid is hard to find. [naked] [maid] [implied]

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Subverting expectations. [naked] [group] [implied]

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True love means wanting to please your partner without demanding anything in return. [naked] [implied cunnilingus]

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An important rule to follow. [facial]

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Sports builds character. [naked] [group] [implied threesome] [teammates]

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It would be easier on housekeeping, after all... [naked] [implied]

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Common sense isn't always true. [MF sex] [virgin]

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Threesomes are best when you set out some ground rules. [naked] [group] [implied FFM]

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A good secretary is worth her weight in gold. [implied MF] [office]

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Efficiency is sexy, too. [implied]

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"Truth or Dare?" "Truth." [naked] [implied sex]

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Hint, hint. [friend] [implied] [wholesome]

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Her favourite spot. [implied MF]

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So I heard guys like girls who play dumb. [naked] [humour] [don't actually take this advice, smart girls are sexy]

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It's one of those things you have to try to understand. [naked] [implied sex] [public]

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Ah, psychology majors. So much fun! [classmate] [implied sex]

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How to know you're doing well. [MF sex]

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Sure, coincidence. [implied MF sex] [virginity]

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What an interesting and unrelated fact! [naked] [group] [implied threesome] [risky]

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