Jizz

Okay, so... how do people come up with shit like this? I mean, I'm cool with it and all, but who said, "you know... you should sit up *there* while I stick that thing over there in your funhole!" [NSFW]

funny

I woke up with my asshole hurting and this dark thing on it!! Am I going to die? (NSFL my hairy butthole with painful thing on it)

Health

So what's up with the new Atom Clover Trail processors? Got to play with the Samsung Ativ Tablet with full Win8 at a local Staples, but they won't sell it...

windows

I bought an Acer C7 today at Best Buy. Between the trackpad and the space bar, it's bowed up. Is it supposed to be like this? It's almost flush with the spacebar, and can be flexed down.

chromeos

Sittin' with the hood up. No shave November hit me hard, but it's been in the negatives, so he's ok with it.

GaybrosGoneWild

My pet came up with a slutty little fantasy I want to share, with visual accompaniment. (1/7) It starts with her blowing me in the men's bathroom while out to dinner.

maledom

Roger Dicken & Ridley Scott with an early ALIEN chestburster model (circa 1978): "[It] was looking like a malevolent Muppet. We tried to come up with something we thought would be the most frightening, [with] a biological link between the baby and wha

movies

So I learned you can make ballistics gel with corn starch. Didn't think this I'd end up with this. Still going to shoot it with my airsoft UMP.

funny

Woke up with my dick all hard ;) showing half of it, wants to see it all? I just wantsomeone to come n suck it so good

penis

My favourite toy - Big Boy. It's so big I can't start with it but it is SO fun to work up to... ;)

gonewildcurvy

Lost my self confidence after my gf broke up with me. Started training to build it up again. How am i doing so far?

ladybonersgw

I've been lazy and haven't posted in a while. To make up for it I'm posting the least-lazy, most-sexy picture I could come up with.

ladybonersgw

I know it's kinda weird, but my bf likes to watch while I hook up with other guys. This is a picture I sent to the guy I'm currently trying to hook up with :)

AsiansGoneWild

I need a stif(f) long wet tongue slid right in between my cheeks as I back up on it and fuck your filthy little face with this juicy ass. Take a deep breath and hold it because it may be your last for awhile.

gonewild

Caught a 4 foot nurse shark, got it into shallow water with it for a picture and it kept spinning and thrashing around. It ended up getting a mouthful of my calf, luckily they have small mouths and smaller teeth.

Fishing

Hey, thanks for all the love! Big news, I made a subreddit! You all are invited to subscribe to /r/Juiceebar to keep up with the latest. It's brand new, so I'll be filling it with fun over the next few days. Hope to see you there!

wetspot

Someone uses a photo of a (presumably dead) baby in the gutter to get 'amen' comments on Facebook. I reported it and apparently FB are fine with it and kept it up. As a dad to be, this is disgusting! (seriously NSFW!)

rage

Been trying to keep up with my pregnant wife's weight gain. Today at work, it finally caught up with me.

funny

Guy filling the car up with CNG is talking to his wife in the car when it blows up, killing her

watchpeopledie, WTF

This is one of my favorite pictures of her. She still has this shirt and is bringing it on our trip next month to Cancun. I want to watch her get picked up in it and her come home with cum on it

cheatingwives

Posted here a while back. Finally met up with a bull to give it to my GF! We loved it, feel free to pm me, looking to do it again! Again we are located in Texas

Cuckold

During last night's hypno session i found a real alpha man to meet up with. Looking for encouragement to go through with it! Kik: pussyboy863 Upvote if you think i should do it..

sissykik

[kik][rate][cam] ? I want to see your cock! ? See me topless while I tell you how it measures up to me, honestly and in detail! ? Or get your phone blown UP with videos/pictures from me! ? You can also get some private time on cam with me tonight! ?

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Represent! (Its a South Africa shirt) A bit of fun winding my husband up with All Blacks games coming up ?? Sorry it's not naked ?❤

u_MGerritsen

I woke up with a wet pussy ? use it with me? [kik] I need someone to spoil with attention and pics and [vid]s! Be my boyfriend? [gfe] Don’t miss sexxxy Scrubs snaps! [snp] Honest topless ratings! [rate] ?

SexclusiveSelling

I woke up with a wet pussy ? use it with me? [kik] I need someone to spoil with attention and pics and [vid]s! Be my boyfriend? [gfe] Don’t miss sexxxy Scrubs snaps! [snp] Honest topless ratings! [rate] ?

Sexsells, u_king24996

I woke up with a wet pussy ? use it with me? [kik] I need someone to spoil with attention and pics and [vid]s! Be my boyfriend? [gfe] Don’t miss sexxxy Scrubs snaps! [snp] Honest topless ratings! [rate] ?

nsfwbuys

Have you ever been frustrated and wished you were someone else? We all do it, right? Except when I did it my wish got granted. I was tired of my job, my girlfriend broke up with me... I made the wish. Next thing I know I'm in this bathroom with my phone i

bodyswap

I'm going to the zoo tomorrow with a friend on your dollar. I will squeal at the hippos for as long as I want. :D Experienced domme with a love for chastity, teasing & denial. I find it way too fun to come up with humiliation tasks for subs to do. Ser

financialdomination, FindomFinsub

I have officially been locked up with no unlock date. When I am to cum it's only going to be in a 6 month period that I can have a chance of knocking her up, after that, she's exclusively fucking bulls to knock her up.

chastity

How are you all holding up with the global pandemic? I'm finding a lot of solace in all the kind words and fun stories you are sending me on OnlyFans - keep it up! I'll get back to all of you, promise!

LiaraRoux, Hairy_Amateurs

No make-up on & watching Netflix on my couch. Wanna spice it up with me and cum?? [sext] OR do you wanna Cuddle and Spend time Together? [gfe] ? [vid] [snp] [rate]

SexclusiveSelling

Woke up with my face on this female body and it feels so right to tease people with it

bodyswap

Wanna see me hook up with a guy from Tinder??Squirting, Creampie, Facials, Nurse Play, Kinks...find it all on my Dropbox Link! On sale today for $80! [vid] [rate] [gfe] Snap is one time fee, watch it when it happens on Exclusive Snap!?[snp]

Sexsells

Wanna see me hook up with a guy from Tinder??Squirting, Creampie, Facials, Nurse Play, Kinks...find it all on my Dropbox Link! On sale today for $80! [vid] [rate] [gfe] Snap is one time fee, watch it when it happens on Exclusive Snap!?[snp]

nsfwbuys

I decided to try freezing my distillate like u/Marie_5488, ended up with a nice little d8 puck. It turns back into a very thick, gooey liquid like a minute after you take it out of the freezer, but it genuinely does dab a lot smoother than room temp d8 in

delta8

This Nurse is up early on her day off and has a wet pussy!? Let’s do something with it! Cum with me? [sext] [snp] Get a Custom Vid! [vid] Spend the holiday weekend with me! ?[gfe] Instant Honest Rates! [rate]

Sexsells

This Nurse is up early on her day off and has a wet pussy!? Let’s do something with it! Cum with me? [sext] [snp] Get a Custom Vid! [vid] Spend the holiday weekend with me! ?[gfe] Instant Honest Rates! [rate]

nsfwbuys

Have you ever ordered stuff and received something completely different in return?? Well that happend to my friend expecting glasses, but ending up with this cute white dress! They ended up giving it to me so I had to shoot it! More cute pictures availibl

Bumblejinx

My Lara set and the 8 min video that comes with it are waiting for you on my gumroad! Only video, with pics or without the video, it's up to you to choose, check the link in the comments to make your choice ♥

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[OC] Wouldn't say I'm very proud of this one, I kept re-drawing parts bc I wasn't really happy with it. Gave up. But hey I guess you can still see it. Maybe you'll like it more than me

bara

Locktober is here! Time for you to close up shop. Don't worry, I'll open your wife up. She earned it for putting up with your little prick all year

sph

You decided to say fuck it, and tried out the local bath house after breaking up with your girlfriend. They could tell it was your first time, and made sure it wouldn’t be your last.

straightturnedgay, Gaygangbangs, GuysFingering, GayKink, gaynsfw, NSFW_GAY, u_Ckrzy8, u_A-Great-Disguise

When I dress up as wonder woman it always ends up with a creampie

creampies, CumingInside, u_LicksHerLips, u_TitoAnibal, u_pinkvans726

You loved getting spanked but had broke up with your girlfriend. You didn’t know any girls to do it so you decided to invite a Grindr guy over. You figured it wasn’t gay. It was just a spanking.

straightturnedgay, Spanking

MRW My name is Ray Amuro and I’m a professional dancer but somehow my resumé got mixed up with someone with a similar name and now I have to fake it to make it in the business.

u_Wright2k

After you lube it up with your spit, you're going to ride it until you cum. It's all on you tonight.

girlswearingstrapons

Thought I’d change it up with a Saturday morning close up. Hope your weekend is off to a lovely start! ?

u_Shy_Little_Bunny, u_Auxin30, u_Diligent_Compote, u_iowaguy456

LF Mono Source: "Boo hoo! your ex broke up with you!" "Get the fuck over it!" "In fact, let me show you what it's like being with an american woman."

HentaiSource