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MRW my friend offers me Bagel Bites.

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MRW I’m banging your mom.

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MRW My name is Ray Amuro and I’m a professional dancer but somehow my resumé got mixed up with someone with a similar name and now I have to fake it to make it in the business.

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MRW my friend is having a crisis of faith and as a man of the cloth I know the answer but I’m dyslexic and tend to reverse my words.

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MRW I’m a highly trained special agent in a virtual training module that keeps resetting because it can’t comprehend my skills and how I’m so effective at what I do.

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