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Closeup of my elephant trunk. PMs welcome.

Closeup of my elephant trunk. PMs welcome.

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Meaty Monday with the top down on my big fat softy. PMs Welcome!

Meaty Monday with the top down on my big fat softy. PMs Welcome!

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25yo dude, 6'5 tall, uncut and soft at 7.6 with a lot of foreskin. Been away for

25yo dude, 6'5 tall, uncut and soft at 7.6 with a lot of foreskin. Been away for a while, but I'm back! Comments welcome from everyone! Bromo's hit me up!

u_observantsnark, MassiveCock, penis, foreskin, softies, ratemycock

Even soft if I don't put it DOWN my pants leg, it looks like I'm sporting a semi.

Even soft if I don't put it DOWN my pants leg, it looks like I'm sporting a semi. Otherwise I could just pull it out through my pocket (which I've done).

u_observantsnark, bigonewild, mangonewild

Cold winter shrinkage is a bitch. Still gets tons of stares though. About 7in soft

Cold winter shrinkage is a bitch. Still gets tons of stares though. About 7in soft here (usually closer to 8) Will never wear underwear!

VisiblePenisLine, bigonewild, u_observantsnark, CockOutline, Bulges

How's the bush looking? Letting it get a little fluffier for the winter. Almost 8in

How's the bush looking? Letting it get a little fluffier for the winter. Almost 8in soft here, only shave the fur off the shaft and sack. Leave everything else au-natural during the winter.

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A few degrees warmer today and things are more back to normal, rocking out at around

A few degrees warmer today and things are more back to normal, rocking out at around 8in soft in my super soft, super thin pants. Buddy of mine said "Dude I can see the veins in your cock through those pants!"

u_observantsnark, VisiblePenisLine, CommandoMen

Helping out a friend shop today, been through so many retail shops with him and gotten

Helping out a friend shop today, been through so many retail shops with him and gotten SO many stares. He laughed when he noticed the men stare more than women. Warmer weather means soft and thick at nearly 8in long. Can you see the veins?

u_observantsnark, VisiblePenisLine, CommandoMen, Bulges, bigonewild, CockOutline, sph

Underwear problems. Never will fit comfortably. Though I love being in the locker

Underwear problems. Never will fit comfortably. Though I love being in the locker room at the gym like this and seeing who notices. EVERYONE does lol. If you count my foreskin, that's 8in of length.

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Out and about, turning heads and tripping people up in conversation. I guess nearly

Out and about, turning heads and tripping people up in conversation. I guess nearly 8in of soft dick bulge really throws some people for a loop.

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Winter Coat and almost 8 soft inches in my pants. Gotten a ton of stares today. DMs

Winter Coat and almost 8 soft inches in my pants. Gotten a ton of stares today. DMs open!

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Taken before going out earlier. Rolex makes a slightly uncomfortable cock ring. Leaves

Taken before going out earlier. Rolex makes a slightly uncomfortable cock ring. Leaves some gnarly indentations in the skin! But... it works!

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Lots of requests, so here I am! Rock hard! Tip of foreskin is right at the 10in mark.

Lots of requests, so here I am! Rock hard! Tip of foreskin is right at the 10in mark. Wore my favorite black jeans so you could see the difference between bulging soft at nearly 8in and raging hard at almost a full 10in. Also full coverage foreskin even w

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#ThrowBack to one of you all's favorites! Countin' the veins through the jeans! Love

#ThrowBack to one of you all's favorites! Countin' the veins through the jeans! Love the stares and heads I turn when I go out places. Since I can't walk around with my cock out 24/7 (I wish) this is the next best thing! Free anatomy lesson for everyone p

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I miss warmer weather, when it was easier to take my cock out at a moments notice.

I miss warmer weather, when it was easier to take my cock out at a moments notice. Winter weather means I gotta wear warmer clothes...

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Nuts... at 6'5 tall and hanging soft at almost 8in long my nuts roughly the size

Nuts... at 6'5 tall and hanging soft at almost 8in long my nuts roughly the size of eggs sorta get lost in the background. So here's a nice feature of them! These fuckers have made so much jizz that's been mixed in so much food it'd blow your minds.

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Since everyone's loving my big meaty balls, here's another shot of the protein barrels.

Since everyone's loving my big meaty balls, here's another shot of the protein barrels. Did you know sperm mixed with confectioners sugar, vanilla, diced pecans and cinnamon make a great swirl mixture for homemade ice cream? My cinnamon NUT swirl is a fav

u_observantsnark, Balls, lowhangers, SpoogeFood

Oh penis, how do I love thee? Let me count the veins! Turned so many heads today.

Oh penis, how do I love thee? Let me count the veins! Turned so many heads today. Love these jeans, you CAN count the veins, especially in person. Funny watching people try not to stare.

u_observantsnark, VisiblePenisLine

Where the secret sauce is made! When they say "Wow, this tastes amazing, what'd

Where the secret sauce is made! When they say "Wow, this tastes amazing, what'd you put in it?" I go "Old Swedish secret ingredient." Freshly squeezed usually, otherwise it comes from the freezer, is thawed and added as needed.

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Throwback to my asshole that's seen more "straight" dick than anything

Throwback to my asshole that's seen more "straight" dick than anything else. Those dudes always say "it looks like a pussy!" Proof that I'm hung like a horse in front... AND in back! Versatile top with a trashed hole who knows how to to trash a hole!

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Collecting the secret sauce! Goes from my balls, into the tall jar and usually into

Collecting the secret sauce! Goes from my balls, into the tall jar and usually into the fridge. Or I pour it in the freezer container or direct into a recipe I'm making. My dick barely fits in fully hard but makes sure I don't waste it with any stray shot

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Fastest way to get my ball juice out is to stuff a big ribbed straw down my dick

Fastest way to get my ball juice out is to stuff a big ribbed straw down my dick pipe and get ready for the blast.

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This is how you turn heads EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

This is how you turn heads EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

u_observantsnark, AlphaMalePorn, VisiblePenisLine

Lots of requests to see my cock being pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped

Lots of requests to see my cock being pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped up to a full 10 inches, also currently my hard length too. A few hours after pumping it relaxes down to a little less than 10" & stays there for a few days. Loving the

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The BEST reaction from the loser beta cuck mods over at small penis humiliation.

The BEST reaction from the loser beta cuck mods over at small penis humiliation. I posted a pic, and it got deleted. When I messaged the mods telling them how funny that was, they muted me! Seriously, couldn't have gotten any better reaction from such jea

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The tiny-dicked losers at Small Penis Humiliation have banned me! LMFAO! A sub set

The tiny-dicked losers at Small Penis Humiliation have banned me! LMFAO! A sub set up to humiliate men with small cocks, banned me for posting a pic of my monster cock (which I've done in the past many times). Now they've banned me. Sad, tired little men,

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POV shower shot! For some reason I really love how my cock looks after being in the

POV shower shot! For some reason I really love how my cock looks after being in the shower for a LONG time. All wrinkled and pruney. Just barely firm, mostly soft and water logged!

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POV shower shot! For some reason I really love how my cock looks after being in the

POV shower shot! For some reason I really love how my cock looks after being in the shower for a LONG time. All wrinkled and pruney. Just barely firm, mostly soft and water logged!

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Well, I found a new place to pack my toothbrush when I travel! LOL Yes it fits completely.

Well, I found a new place to pack my toothbrush when I travel! LOL Yes it fits completely.

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Well, I found a new place to pack my toothbrush when I travel! LOL Yes it fits completely.

Well, I found a new place to pack my toothbrush when I travel! LOL Yes it fits completely.

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Still coming down from a pump session from early this morning.

Still coming down from a pump session from early this morning.

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Inspired by u/observantsnark

Inspired by u/observantsnark

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Went for a walk, turned a lot of heads. Love it when they can't help but stare! Would

Went for a walk, turned a lot of heads. Love it when they can't help but stare! Would you?

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The pants I wore when I teased an Olive Garden waiter. Took my cock out through the

The pants I wore when I teased an Olive Garden waiter. Took my cock out through the hole. Details in first comment.

u_observantsnark, CockOutline, Bulges, bulge_acceptance, u_Neobotty

Just for perspective... totally soft and significantly longer than a Venti cup from

Just for perspective... totally soft and significantly longer than a Venti cup from Starbucks. While the cup is empty, I'm totally full.

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Comparison & ruler for those who asked!

Comparison & ruler for those who asked!

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Pretty standard thing I do if I notice someone staring at my dick in my Yoga pants.

Pretty standard thing I do if I notice someone staring at my dick in my Yoga pants. I'm a huge tease.

u_observantsnark

They're full and ready to be milked and drained!

They're full and ready to be milked and drained!

u_observantsnark, Balls, lowhangers

New cock pump tube arrived! 22 inches long! I maxed out my foot long tube, so now

New cock pump tube arrived! 22 inches long! I maxed out my foot long tube, so now I see just how far I can go!

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It's a whole meal and I tried to get it all in frame. Oh well, where would YOU start?

It's a whole meal and I tried to get it all in frame. Oh well, where would YOU start?

u_observantsnark, GuysFromBehind, AlphaMalePorn

Spent time in the pump tube last night. Today friend of mine asked to see it said

Spent time in the pump tube last night. Today friend of mine asked to see it said "You could work for Subway with that foot long!"

u_observantsnark, u_MinuteCauliflower572, SmegmaLovers

Getting some sun on this big fucker today. What would YOU do if you happened by me

Getting some sun on this big fucker today. What would YOU do if you happened by me sitting like this at the park?

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Had a busy day, pump-n-dumped in 3 jocks, hit the gym, did yardwork & went

Had a busy day, pump-n-dumped in 3 jocks, hit the gym, did yardwork & went for a walk. So here's a pic of my funky unwashed monster cock. Who wants to suck it clean?

u_observantsnark, HunkJunk, bigonewild

Making the marinade for my popular chicken dish. Herbs, spices and fresh precum.

Making the marinade for my popular chicken dish. Herbs, spices and fresh precum. Marinade overnight in fridge. Then pour marinade into skillet and sear chicken 7 1/2min on either side, top with freshly jerked jizz and serve w/ rice and veggies.

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