Jizz

Saw Jean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits on two moving trucks today. I think these are fitting.

funny

[50/50] Two women being hit by a truck on the highway NSFW/L | Mushroom timelapse GIF SFW [/u/hershell345]

TheMorePleasantOption

More like "Two and 3/5 of a man and a Truck"

ImGoingToHellForThis

(M) Gave her my truck becuz I got two vehicles to SPARE. She my wife. I'll never let my kids or her walk. Thats the difference between me and yall..

gonewild