Jizz

My friend is the fireman who got hurt on truck 10 today downtown. News link in comments...

baltimore, WTF, FiveYearsAgoNSFW

This showed up on my news feed today(NSFW)

funny

Couldn't believe the news today. Congrats to Obama for sticking up to the Rethuglicans and for breadsticks. [pic of text for karma] (Upvote for visibility)

unlimitedbreadsticks

Yelena Isinbayeva - In the news today, but not for this...

pokies

Why I'm excited about the endless bad news today and general despair around the place... (NSFW)

Bitcoincirclejerk

On today's news

NSFW_GIF

[NSFW]The news in my country (BBC) rightfully called someone a c--t today.

mildlyinteresting

BREAKING NEWS! Bernie Sanders is about to announce his plans for federal legalization of recreation marijuana later today.

circlejerk

Stick around for today's news!

BadDragon

So, this was on my facebook news feed today! The source? a Danish photographer! -Henning Skytte

chastity

Still no sign of my memory card! But I will be around today cleaning my room and looking for the card. I will also be doing kik shows :). And on another note...some exciting news! I am showing my roommate the ropes of reddit. Anyone want to be her first c

shamelesslyunshaven, Sexsells

I'm celebrating some great news today by sharing a fun new photo with you... happy hump-day, lbgw!

ladybonersgw

I learned some sad news today..

TinyTits

She's Today's Headline News

nsfw, FreePornHQ

every time i go get groceries theres the soup troll he always wants to talk about sports movies news what i did today everything he doesnt shutup now i dont even want to go in the soup section anymore i wish this soup troll would just leave me alone

abcqwerty123

On the news of a Jewish fraternity getting shut down today

ImGoingToHellForThis

Bears Fans sitting around waiting for trade news... [Discussion] When was the last time the bears made a trade on Deadline Day? What do you hope will happen today? What is the best trade the Bears have ever made?

CHIBears

2018 Body Gratitude Month 5 Day 18 - I got some rough news today. Thankfully, affection helps to keep the blues away

stillinmetamorphosis

Urgent News:My boobs look (f)antastic today

gonewild, PetiteGoneWild

In light of the wonderful news today about our upcoming Supreme Court to be leaning right for a long ass time, some don't feel the same way. Should we be increasing attention somehow to our suicide hotline number?

The_Donald

Got some bad news today. Cheer me up?

MassiveCock

Got some bad news at the Dr today.. someone make me [f]eel good please!!

gonewild

For the past several years I have been publishing a graphic novel series about deep state human trafficking. Here is a relevant page in light of today's news.

conspiracy

[OC]So many bad news around the internet, what is making you happy today?

BigBoobsGW, BiggerThanYouThought, u_mthunder75, u_amazingtitsnass, Sexsells

I was devastated when I heard the news. Four weeks ago I swapped bodies with Lucy. She wanted me to pass her college entrance exam for her and offered to pay me $5k to do it. Of course I accepted. Today I found out she was involved in a fatal accident. We

bodyswap

Hi babies. Been busy working on new content. Good news is new set today on my Patreon page.

susanamedina

Lets see whats happening in the news today

AltBoobWorld

A Cunt In Need. Today Civilisation LLP would like to highlight another routine; a routine act of kindness. Don't let the negatively in the news blind you to all the good that happens in the Empire

MaledomEmpire

I ordered this swimsuit a full year ago but didnt feel safe wearing it until I heard the news today

bigtiddygothgf

I ordered this swimsuit a full year ago but didnt feel safe wearing it until I heard the news today

bigtiddygothgf, burstingout

I Swear, Journalists Today Are Getting Finer & Finer By The Minute; Jamie Joseph of Epoch Times + Scribber News

Politically_NSFW

It snowed today!❄ (yes this is big news for a cali girl)

u_Emberseffy

BBC has interesting news today...

anime_titties

In today's "who cares?" news, I'm still locked with no release date in sight. Maybe I can get verified this time tho?

chastity

From today's news report : "The security camera footage showed the woman in the store, although it was not clear how she concealed the blacksmith's anvil which she is accused of stealing. Police are appealing for witnesses"

AltBoobWorld