Jizz

My little brother in 7th grade had an assignment to draw a wanted poster for a body part. While other kids drew hearts, kidneys, and brains, he drew this...

funny

Hey Reddit! Would you let me listen to your heart? [f]

gonewild

Think I just gave the truck driver next to me a heart attack [f]

gonewild

Finished Bioshock Infinite tonight and the ending reminded me of another game that holds a fond place in my heart. Looks like I will have to make room for another. [SPOILERS] (Sorry, forgot to spoiler tag last time)

Bioshock

When a [f]lat chested girl hugs you she's holding you closer to her heart ;3

gonewild

Mom likes to collect stain glass. This is one she's had for years and I don't have the heart to tell her it looks like a penis.

pics

A weapon so devastating and deadly that it still strikes fear in to the hearts of the Irish population. I apologise if this image sets off anyone's PTSD.

ireland

It is told that absence makes the heart grow (f)onder. But what does it do to your hard on? It's been a long time cumming ;) missed you GW!

gonewild, Boobies

Didn't have the heart to tell him, It makes for a very easy blow job though!

AdviceAnimals

Boyfriend of a year lied to and cheated on me, repeatedly, and then broke my heart. I was sad and regretful, but I just realized, [F]uck that guy. Here are some celebratory nudes (and a bonus kitten)!

gonewild

[TW for fat fucks] [NSFW] Real footage of one of the rarest pepes of all, the, "Binge Eater Pepe". Despite being easy to catch due to diabetes and heart disease, their morbid obesity makes finding a live specimen extremely rare.

oxfordgaming

Eating my ass is the fastest way to my heart, I swear ;)

asstastic

For when no one has the heart to tell you that you're too crippled and/or retarded to drive

ImGoingToHellForThis

Just listen to your heart.

ImGoingToHellForThis

[50/50] Man stabbed in the heart, knifes dances to the heartbeat (NSFW) | 2 puppies fighting over a squeaky toy (SFW)

FiftyFifty, HundredZero

Listen to your heart

ImGoingToHellForThis

Young girl that suffers from thoraco abdominal syndrome that causes her heart and other organs to be outside her chest cavity

Damnthatsinteresting, ImGoingToHellForThis, woahdude

Would you like to cum on my heart shaped booty ;) (f)

gonewild, JustTheTop

Fuck me to your heart's content for Valentine's Day [f]

gonewild, RealGirls, GonewildPlug, nsfw_rising, TopSexyPosts, HDPornGif, u_johnathanjwoood, BonerAlert, Amateur, LegalCollegeGirls, ClubDePajasArgento, jobuds, u_Donwilson3214, GoneSlutty, wankbanksaves, freedatingsites, zbiorniktv, TopPornNsfw, u_duke3535, u_Kobe_L

Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

thick, BonerAlert

Black water to match my black heart ?

altgonewild, pawg, Sexsells

Come have a lick, it's the quickest way to my heart [F]

gonewildcurvy, FireCrotch, pelfie, gonewild, WomenLookingDown, chubby, curvy, Innie, nsfw, gonewildchubby, ginger

It warms my heart when you guys say that you check my profile everyday for a new post. I'm sorry I'm not consistent. I'll have to work on that (;

gonewildcolor

The [F]astest way to a girls heart is ?

AnalGW, assholegonewild, Sirspreciouso, JizzedToThis, u_post_your_vag, DegradingHoles

I need someone to ram their big fat thick ...a[f]fection into my heart ?

gonewild, u_Bigwooly420, u_soloassisland, u_Maximus37153, u_whakadoodle, u_grandeo6, PerfectAssholes, u_domyos11

a bottle of vodka is the way to this asgardian’s heart (f)

gonewild, u_lord12_64

[self] Bath times were never that fun until now! I love me some black water to warm up my cold heart.

SnowWhites, MakeUpFetish, booty, bigtiddygothgf, palegirls, gothsluts

Cum on my tits because it's close to my heart

mylittlechar, AsiansGoneWild, u_InternalPay3, PussyWedgie

Shot through the heart and you're to blame [Youkan]

yuri, u_KonTatsumi

The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her pussy

hentai, HentaiHome, hentai_global, AustinsHentaiStash

This is so sexy in a strange cute and adorable way. Not sure how to put it. You want to experience their bodies and hearts? both at the same time.

traaNSFW

This is so sexy in a strange cute and adorable way. Not sure how to put it. You want to experience their bodies and hearts? both at the same time.

traaNSFW

[Self] I'm not heartless, I've just learned to use my heart less. ?Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) by Shodan

nsfwcosplay, u_S0uthCanadien

Thank you for 10K hearts on Onlyfans! Sale to celebrate ?

u_fun-sized-asian, Skryker, u_IMEPHISTOI, u_prettygirliegirls, fuckmegarlic

She may be locked up, but your dick is the key to her heart. [Futa] [Artist: Borvar] [Chastity] [Denial] [Futasub]

hentaicaptions, u_Hugo_slam, u_DarkestNeonFTW, submissivefutas

A dumb magnet my former roommate bought a long time ago. I just haven't had the heart to toss it yet.

boomerhentai

The thought of rollerblading makes my tailbone hurt, but not this beer! To conclude my week, I'm having Roller Blabe DIPA (8%) from Hoof Hearted Brewing.

showerbeer

Unova's Champion had a change of heart regarding her career and she's very eager to offer you her new services [Gyaru][Prostitution][Slut][Dirty Talk][Corruption?]

hentaicaptions, HentaiCity, u_Throw-Away-69-420-69

I like to keep things like this beer, Light Hearted(:

showerbeer

I’m lost! Can you give me directions to your heart?

RealGirls

Here to steal your heart in style ?

traps

"If I did anything right in my life, it was when I gave my heart to you." [Citrus]

ActualYuri

Is food really the way to a man’s heart or is it actually blowjobs?

Blowjobs, jerkbudss, IWantToSuckCock, CircumcisedSenpai, amateurcumsluts, CartoonNRealPorn, Super_Nova

[selling] Some people wear their heart in their sleeve. Mine is a little harder to find but worth the effort. ?? Custom made to order! Free shipping with tracking and delivery confirmation in the [US]. See my comment for more options and pricing.

DirtyPanties

[selling] Some people wear their heart in their sleeve. Mine is a little harder to find but worth the effort. ?? Custom made to order! Free shipping with tracking and delivery confirmation in the [US]. See my comment for more options and pricing.

pantyobsession