Jizz

TIL Evolution has equipped men with a penis that is ideally shaped to scoop any semen from other men away from their partner's cervix.

todayilearned

TIL what angry dragon means

todayilearned, WTF

TIL The energy provided by the sun causes atmospheric circulation because of uneven heating of the earth. This circulation causes wind and precipitation. (f)

TILgonewild

TIL I am an exhibitionist.

ladybonersgw

TIL Mark was originally on the E.T. cover but Papa John (CEO of EA) took him off

markarkinson

TIL trampolines steal pants.

funny

TIL Tessien has a larger penis than Rasputin

Tessien

TIL 70% of women are idiots

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

TIL Jared is a Mandalorian who fought at Galidraan

JaredPeriera

TIL it's really hard to take shower pics

twinks

TIL Iceland is into some kinky stuff (Probably NSFW)

todayilearned

TIL the Supreme Court of Israel has an "Eye of Providence" pyramid on the building, and was designed and paid for by the Rothschilds. [auto-x-post - OP was dragonboltz]

fringediscussion

TIL Wrigley loves inflatable chairs

wrigleygonewild

TIL MSNBC has a map of US Hate Groups [auto-x-post - OP was gizadog]

fringediscussion

TIL A college in Japan allows students to wear ANYTHING they want to their graduation cere[m]ony. upmay for visibility [OC][Fixed][1280x1024[x-post from /r/circlejerk]

circlejerk

TIL that uploading 7 NSFW pictures 16 hours ago is a great way to get 850 karma (and counting)

todayilearned

[TIL]21 + 12 + 9.2 + 8 + 18 + 15.6= 100, as per AK-49 rule.

india

TIL that although Martin Luther King Jr. was only 39 at the time of his death, autopsy results revealed that he had the heart of a 60-year-old. Police suspected it was a case of theft.

circlejerk

TIL that it is OKAY to touch myself and enjoy it.

todayilearned

TIL that the ancient Egyptian pyramids were created by a Reddit user. This guy just proved it in a new episode on the History channel.

circlejerk

TIL SMT actually exists

personajerk

Til tomorrow ?

gonewild

TIL a "fag" was a younger schoolboy who was a personal "servant" to an older schoolboy in a private school. They practiced "fagging" and a senior fag was a "fag-master"

circlejerk

TIL Steve Buscemi did porn in the 70's

circlejerk

TIL that before reddit, leotards were just called o tards

circlejerk

TIL: Sony actually bombed Kim Jong Un for threatening the release of "The Interview"

circlejerk

TIL Giraffe boners look like tiny giraffes nsfw

todayilearned

TIL about split depth GIFs. (Karen Araragi, Monogatari series) [nsfw]

anime

TIL the reason toilet duck has curved tip. NSFW

todayilearned

TIL that after years of silence, I am not crazy

masturbation

TIL Rihanna has an ISIS tattoo

circlejerk

TIL the at&t-yahoo portal is a porn recommendation

todayilearned

TIL that all phat Steeples were created by the Loomy Narty [(NSFW)]

circlejerk

TIL my phone is homophobic! lol so random!

circlejerk

TIL that in 1937, Life magazine published a 3 page spread about a school that taught wives how to undress [NSFW]

todayilearned

TIL Fanta is literally Hit[le]r [NSFB]

circlejerk

TIL that Bernie-Sanders' hair have always been natural dank-ass weed NSFW

circlejerk

TIL Quiet from MGSV supports Bernie Sanders

circlejerk

TIL Bernie Sanders was shot at (while unarmed!!!) by a police officer during a #protest against the TPP (srsly have u guys heard that this thing gona legalize martial law in the pacific ocean)? But John Cena was able to defelct the bullet with an invisibl

circlejerk

TIL jet fuel can't melt dank memes

circlejerk

TIL A medieval a 2 million year old skeleton tree was blown by an Irish wind under ground

circlejerk

TIL that aldi sells keks

Perterritus

TIL that nolliy once fuked up bi become a moose

neeleyeatsdicks

TIL Cameron Diaz was once a porn star

todayilearned

TIL Once Bernie "Sand Berner" Bernie Sanders was asked what he would do about the dank meme crisis, to which he replied "shh bb is ok"

circlejerk

TIL Bernie Sanders has been truthful in all of the questions asked during the debates. Except for one. When asked if he had any tattoos, he said "no" with a cheesy smirk. His brother arose from the crowd with photographic proof of his tattoo. That brother

circlejerk

TIL Josh K is de gay

joshKisgay

TIL why you shouldn't put a torch on the Shambler's Alter.

darkestdungeon

TIL Prince died

circlejerk

TIL it take 7 men to impregnate a horse. (NSFW)

WTF

'Til the medicine takes

whooties, GoneWildScrubs

TIL that jon snow

circlejerk