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TIL about Hanal

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TIL that women in Amazon sliced off one breast to become better archers.

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TIL During medieval times, the penalty for high treason in England was to be hanged, drawn and quartered in public.

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TIL breast cancer survivors loose their nipples

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TIL I have to upgrade my Ram, Mobo and Cpu to upgrade my GPU

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TIL my schools internet blocker only blocks nsfw subreddits

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TIL how a hand works (NSFW)

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TIL how my bf really feels about Hans. NSFW because swear words.

Frozen

TIL how to make my own gif! (full album in comment)

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TIL The Russian Museum of Erotica paid $8,000 for what they claim is the penis of Grigory Rasputin, advisor for the Russian Tsars during WWI, in an effort to cure clinical patients of sexual impotence. [NSFW]

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TIL Cthulhu is a dick. (Possibly NSFW? )

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'TIL' in Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill: Vol.1" when 'The Bride' is walking towards the stairs in the House of Blue Leaves to fight the first round of bodyguards you see a shot taken from underneath through the glass floor. The bottom of her shoes reads "

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TIL The St Regis bar in NYC has a 30 foot long painting inspired by King Cole's fart. Salvador Dali often visited this bar because he was amused by this painting.

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TIL Cards Against Humanity donates a portion of their proceeds to charity

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TIL Depicting child death on Facebook doesn't violate their community standards (NSFW)(GRAPHIC).

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TIL Henry Ford invented the production line AND the racist slur "Snipcock"

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TIL that if this post gets upjackdawed to the front page, the admins will bring back Unidan!

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TIL Robin Williams' real name was Jackdaw Williams [NSFW]

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TIL IAmA Faggot AMA

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TIL South Korea has this really perverted and weird statue, and must be some kind of weird country to allow this (NSFW)

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TIL Adriana Chechik was adopted from Russia

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TIL "camel toe."

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TIL this is called a T-back style thong

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TIL this happens and I am horrified. Thank you tosh.o

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TIL Blendon Blandon is voiced by the same voice actor of rick and morty from Rick And Morty

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TIL that Henry Ford was the first Industrial Giant to give his workers both Saturday and Sunday off, in hope that it would encourage more leisure use of automobiles, and thus popularizing the idea of the "weekend".

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TIL While the check at the end of Nights 1-6 is written to Jerry Fitzgerald, the pink slip at the end of Night 7 is written to "Fritz Smith."

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TIL my dick is so big it takes 100 pictures

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TIL if this post gets 3000 karma, mods will allow submitting links for 2 more months. Also Oprah will do an AMA here and give gold while shouting "You get gold! And you get gold too! Everybody gets gold!"

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Til that Comcast gives free blowjobs to orphans who work with Isis p.s. imma girl ;)

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TIL before reddit, x was just called (x - "le")

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TIL 'Mien Kampf' is the world's best selling book, followed closely by 'Bible'. [NSFW]

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TIL: The most popular US National Park (by # of visitors) is the Great Smoky Mountains, far surpassing the next closest (Grand Canyon) by almost 5 million visitors

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TIL that this exists. NSFW... I guess...

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TIL: A Sanic cake consumed on cakeday will literally eliminate oppression and autism across the world states, pls uphegehog for my autismal gay baby on cake day!

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TIL Benjamin Franklin once printed a coin with the phrase "North Korea Can Suck It. The Interview Rulez. 420 Blaze It Fagget

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TIL in 11 days 2014 will be just as close as 2016, fuck I'm mold NSFW

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TIL that on 9/11, passengers of Delta 69 were forced to land in Amsterdam, where they stayed for more than 420 days. In appreciation of the dankness shown by the locals, passengers created le meme generator for atheists of Amsterdam. [NSFW]

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TIL if you tag something as NSFW you can get upvotes

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TIL Fedora Neckbeards are real creatures, not just internet cryptid stereotype legends. (NSFW)

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TIL in May 2011, 5 Muslim men in traditional Muslim attire were removed from an aeroplane after other passengers said they were uncomfortable. The men were on their way to a conference on prejudice against Muslims. Fuck racism.

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TIL Pornhub has achievements

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TIL that you can trade your Starbucks gift cards for porn. (NSFW)

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TIL before reddit, noted lesbian Ellen Page was just noted sbian Eln Page

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TIL that Mohammed can be summoned by drawing a crude picture of him.

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TIL Charlie Hebdo, a french cartoonist was murdered by ISIS for drawing this picture of [le] faggot Mohammed for a newspaper. 1 upvote = 1 prayer.

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TIL the French word for "Solidarity" is "Upvote". Please show your solidarity.

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TIL The School I Attend Used Roadkill to Promote an Upcoming Hockey Game. (Maybe NSFW due to Roadkill)

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TIL that there are naked photos of Walt Whitman as an old man. Photographer Thomas Eakins. [NSFW]

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TIL Director Lee Roy Meyers, who did Game of Bones and Sailor Poon, created a new porn parody: Doctor Whore [NSFW text]

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TIL [NSFW] That when you post to /r/gonewild, there's shitload of bots sending you messages, which are hilarious if you're a male.

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TIL that Jessie Andrews is a unicorn

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TIL that the downvote arrow is also on the left, upvote for awareness!

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TIL that the term "Vegemite sandwich" which appears in the popular song "Down Under" is a code word for a homosexual act... [NSFW verbiage]

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TIL thy use Suction Cups in acupuncture (maybe NSFW)

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TIL posting nudes of myself is incredibly thrilling and arousing. So, here have another ;)

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TIL you memeweavers will upvote le anything [NSFW]

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TIL the Bull of Wall Street anatomically correct, possibly NSFW NYC trip

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TIL that on January 3, 1933, Adolf Hitler founded Comcast and announced that he will get rid of all dank memes

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TIL they pur instructions on how to put a condom on in the box.

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