Jizz

This is why I don't buy tickets...

nfl

This is why its important to continue buying Vinyl [mini poster from Tikal 0: the prequel ; semi NSFW]

hiphopheads

This is why you never want to be 'that guy' who passes out first at a party.

funny

This is why they call'em "broads"

ass

This is why i don't ride public transportation [Fixed] [NSFW]

funny

This is why I don't need a girlfriend [NSFW]

funny

This is why I Love Lesbians

nsfw

This is why they're calling me Cookie Monster

GirlswithNeonHair

This is why I love Miami!

RealGirls

This is why I worship Shrek

ShrekIsGod, 4chan, classic4chan, Brogres, vargas

This is why you don't let Satori perform [science].

Touhou_NSFW

This is why I'm bad at math

nsfw

This Is Why They Warn You to Always Cut Six Pack Rings

nsfw_wtf

This is why I love my g(f)

gonewild

This is why the Vancouver Olympics were the best

JennyPoussin

This is why I don't respond to messages of guys I'm not interested in...it's so uncomfortable and awkward

lolgrindr

This is why I'd like to visit Mars someday

funny

This is why my showers take so long

ladybonersgw

This is why I can't focus at work.

MassiveCock

This is why I miss Brad Maddox

WrestleWithThePackage

This is why you pick "custom" when installing an update. Damn you AMD for going over to the dark side, damn you to hell.

shield

This is why politely rejecting someone doesn't work as well as just ignoring them...Unsolicited junk pics.

OkCupid

This is why you're my bitch.

SuperiorWomen

This is why I never wear a regular sized condom.

MassiveCock

This is why old men like to watch the news [1184 x 720]

Ifyouhadtopickone

This is why you should buy a size bigger (F) - amad_no_moto

yiffplus

This is why I eat glass.

fnafcringe

This is why you shouldn't work from home...

MassiveCock

This is why I don't wear underwear ;)

penis

This is why I'm so skinny...All my weight went somewhere else

MassiveCock, mangonewild

this is why cunts should always swallow

MaledomEmpire

This is why my sharpies are always smelly hehe ;) (f) PMs welcome

gonewild

This is why I cannot wear tight pants :P

MassiveCock

This is why I'll never meet any real person

mylittleandysonic1

This is why you never put a baby in a garbage bag.

ImGoingToHellForThis

This is why you want me balls deep in you

MassiveCock

This is why we should [f]uck right after the gym.

gonewild

This is why your packages are late

DNMUK

THIS IS WHY I'LL GET A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE YOU M'FER!!!

THE_PACK

This is why I go to the gym; got to stay (f)irm

gonewild

This is why you DON'T run into your own bombs

TBoIRule34

This is why I almost never wear loose boxers

Bulges

This is why I'm late to work [f]

gonewild, JustTheTop

This is why I tuck it into the waistband

Bulges

This is why I can't record right now....how could I possibly??? Cat or rabbit??

jm_delphi

This is why I main Cerebella

Skullgirls

This is why I'm going bra-less [f]

gonewild, gonewildcolor

this is why sasuke should stay in the village

Naruto_Hentai

This is why I stay locked up

sph

This is why your bro wears a jock

broslikeus, TotallyStraight

This is why she doesn't usually have a boob window

BokuNoEroAcademia

This is why I love helping my wife with spring cleaning ?

WouldYouFuckMyWife, WhiteCheeks, assinthong, ass, ThickThighs, ThickChixxx, iNeedThatAss, Upskirt, UnderwearGW, booty_queens, BubbleButts, FlashingAndFlaunting, u_Hypnotized_by_booty

This is why we love nylons so much

Nylonfetish

This is why I prefer summer ? xx 55yo (f) (OC) ??

NaughtyWives

This is why I love big lips, they look great wrapped around big hard things ?

beef_flaps, DegradingHoles

This is why they make nurses wear scrubs, so they patients don't get...distracted

mycleavage

This is why countless women across the world fantasize about Black men

blackbabymaking

this is why I can't lift my arms in a crop top

GoneWildPlus

THIS is why I wear leggings all the time :p

leggings, chubby, DumptruckBooty, leggingsgonewild, latinas, BBW_Chubby, booty_queens, Slut

This is why I don't log into Facebook any more

insanepeoplefacebook