Jizz

Nature's thermometer

nsfw

The Double-Thermometer™

nsfw

Digital thermometer (pardon the pun)

BeefFlaps

My meat thermometer.

penis, MassiveCock

PSA to frozen pizza producers: If your cooking instructions involve a food thermometer, you're doing it wrong.

frozenpizza

That's not how thermometers work

nsfw_wtf

Amazon has a very interesting new thermometer targeted at men (NSFW)

funny

Do you know anything about fever thermometers?

lolgrindr

Natural thermometer

Nyumbani

Is this strep, tonsillitis, or possibly covid? I don’t own a thermometer, but I know I had fever last night right around the time my throat started hurting

DiagnoseMe

It was a cold, windy day when I shot this picture. Lol. She apparently didn't mind her thermometers showing though :D

pokies, Shattered_Pixelz, u_Zenon_Toorle