Jizz

Please upvote for visibility. This is a link post, therefore I receive karma

circlejerk

IN THE COMING LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA WOMEN WILL REALIZE THEIR LIMITED ABILITY TO MINE BITCOINS AND FIND MY FEDORA ATTRACTIVE, THEREFORE ELIMINATING THE FRIENDZONE ENTIRELY

topnotchshitposting

Humans can grow up to 8 feet, therefore there need to be 8 socks on the front page

circlejerk

Lonely&Horny, therefore TITTIES!

gonewildcurvy

[Xpost /r/twoxsex] What are all the reasons that women are the superior sex and therefore deserve to dominate, use, and punish their men any way they please. Detail in comments. Feel free to get as biased as you want and rant and be mean a bit.

AskTrollX

I don't like how this implies they are accidents and therefore unwanted.

pics

BANNED from /r/TopMindsOfReddit, because Mongolians aren't "normal people", and therefore they aren't allowed to belong.

MongolianHateWatch

Friend thinks he's too normal and therefore unroastable

RoastMe

Only 2% of all people have green eyes. Therefore, eye say hello.

ladybonersgw

I'[M] geting boerd at the office and therefore really horny.. What should I do now? /26

gonewild

Extremely drunk and high... Therefore cannot be held responsible for any of my actions ;) P(M)s welcome

gonewild

This is Bavmina Peshwari (M2?). This one time it wrote a song, therefore now owns and is true most important figure in the global Music Industry

DeuxRAMA

Lovely blonde married goddess Elyse Willems wants to prove she has way bigger boobs, than most guys think. Therefore inviting them all to come play with & suck on them. Even allowing them to wildly fuck & intensely creampie her, if they beg her. B

CelebrityWankMaterial, CelebJOMaterial, JerkOffToCelebs, StrokeItToCelebs, Wankmaterial, jobuds, BlackHerNow, BlackWorldOrder

My beautiful fantastic wife being happy when finding out she’s gotten pregnant. After having allowed her boss to intensely breed her, for a couple of months. As I’m not able to give her any kids. Therefore exchanging favors that benefits us all.

jobuds2, DirtyConfession

The penis of the cuckold may only either be tied off or tied into a chastity, the cucky therefore does not have the opportunity to masturbate his penis, he will often go mad when he sees his wife having fun and sex with strange men and wants to absolutely

Cuckold_Gw

I nosedive therefore acute clavicular grand slam.

onewheel

Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

he_comes

5’2 is small... everything smallsis adorable... therefore I’m adorable? Right? ?

BlowjobGifs

5’2 is small... everything small is adorable... therefore I’mmadorable? Right? ?

adorableporn

This is sometihng called Brazilian belly riding. The rider, instead of being on top, is roped to the bottom of the horse. Assuredly, the horse is horny, and therefore will have a large cock for the girl below him. The girl is fucked by pure momentum. This

HentaiBeast