Jizz

The universal remote: this isn't how you use it

nsfw

forget gold, forget the dollar... this has been the universal currency since the beginning of time.

funny

Post #42: The almighty answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything...

gonewildcurvy, gonewild

The universal symbol for "I didn't shave my legs today"

funny

Quite possibly the worst porn dialogue in the history of the universe

rule34

When I came of age sexually, the triangle of hair in a girl's jeans was the holy grail. I still think it's sexy as hell and more men should appreciate this wondrous gift that the universe bestowed on all womankind. Oh, and here's mine ;)

gonewildcurvy

"I[f] I had ascended the very heaven, and beheld completely the nature of the universe, and the beauty of the stars, the wonder of it would give me no pleasure, if I did not have you as a friendly, attentive, and eager reader to whom to tell it."

gonewild

The universe is a beautiful woman

spacensfw

someone from my university just posted this to the university facebook page.. [possibly nsfw]

cringepics

"You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here" ― Max Ehrmann, Desiderata.

ArtGW

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

girlswearingstrapons

The University of North Texas should really rethink their coffee mug design

funny

The University of North Texas should really rethink their coffee cup design [xpost - /r/funny]

CrappyDesign

He comes from the great land of Maruchan, the one who controls the universe...The Sage of Six Bowls!

Naruto

The universe we live in

nsfw

The University Of Nebraska

RealGirls, Amateur

The University of Warwick Boat Club, Women Edition

pics

The universal symbol of male potency

treatemright, SoFuckable, bestofamateurs, fapfactory

The universal sign for "ready to fuck".

DarkAngels, AddictedToBlackGirls, Afrodisiac, Pulldown

The universal body language for "welcome"

BeautifulTitsAndAss

In poor countries women get abused to go to the university. In rich countries women go to the university to get abused. Rich countries' women are smarter

maledom

The Universally Appealing Maid Outfit

KanMusuNights

[NSFW] Some day in November, at the campus of the university of the rural town of Passau...

funny

The universal truths of Daredevil in Daredevil Vol 5 #5

comicbooks

Sis works at the university library to make a little extra money on the weekends. I help her get through the night shifts.

IncestGifs

With tits like these, the temptation is to turn them and one's other warmly gooey wet places into cash, rather than hewing knowledge out of the cold heart of the universe and improving the human condition long-term

Amateur, LegalCollegeGirls

Anybody else feel that the spinoff movies of an extremely successful franchise that was bought for 4 bn are more about capitalising on elements of the franchise than genuinely expanding the universe?

moviescirclejerk

The University of Liverpool's Women's Rugby League Team

HappyEmbarrassedGirls

The universal language. [Slightly NSFW]

funny

The universe is testing me so I made a [f]ort

Mouthsgonemild

The universal language

u_fishaboveH2O, u_MXcorazon, u_1kLaNieves, CasualPH, u_staywoke1am

Quick! Someone give me a cake with fire on top because the Universe has just extended my life contract through another year! My boobies are 44 today. While the ass likes spanks in honor of the occasion, the boobies prefer kisses. 44 for each... please...

GoneWildPlus

The universal indicator again

thesmalldickclub, sphcaptions

The Universal SDC Signal

thesmalldickclub, sphcaptions

The Universal Signal

thesmalldickclub

The universe is inside all of us ?

forearmporn

The universal sign

thesmalldickclub, sphcaptions

The Universe of Love

Dbz34, rule34

The universe pulls no punches

ImGoingToHellForThis

(F) Wearing nothing but this little open robe in the university dorm. Already walked around in the halls and to the kitchen

gonewild

ejaculation is the finished product ... the luminous forces of the universe ...(m39)

gaybears

The University of Florida is not fair sometimes

Ifyouhadtopickone

The Universal Truth

u_Jabarie_carter

Started watching a new Netflix scifi series called "Across the Universe" and this guy pops up in the first episode among the cast (Note, I dunno if this is a possible spoiler he won't be in the final season, not sure if The CW has non-compete clauses even

nothin

"We are all connected: to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the rest of the universe, atomically" – Neil deGrasse Tyson

MaleArmpits, malepubes, cockheadlovers, cock, DatV, foreskin, chesthairporn, mangonewild, mengonewild, penis

“Magic tumbled from her pretty lips when she spoke the language of the universe - the stars sighed in unison.” [f] [OC]

curvy, ArtGW, u_ddsandta, u_sush58, u_DirtyMindedKitten

From my office at the University. The abs are for the eye and the equations for the brain.

ladybonersgw

The universal mandate to work from home if you can is like a dream come true for me

CoffeeGoneWild

The universe did not abide by her plans.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen, badwomensanatomy

The Universal Language

MaleCall_BestButts, u_jimocelot2, BeefyBuns, dudestuff, gaynsfw, gayporndepot, gayasshole, u_extraimplied

The universe is shining on my tiny tits in approval ✨

TinyTits

“The universe blew me a kiss & you landed upon my lips, love.” ― Curtis Tyrone Jones

amateur_milfs, BigBoobsGW, chubby

The universe has it out for us...now it’s hump day?? Luckily we’re always ready to meet it!

u_TLNGT25, BBCSluts, BlackWorldOrder, collegesluts, Slut, couplesgonewild, nsfw_gifs, StreetsIsWatchin, womenofcolorXXX, doggy

I had to participate in swap class at college in order to save my grades. Of course I was the one who woke up this morning swapped with the fat nerd. Soon thereafter the university sent out a message that the semester is suspended due to quarantining. Don

bodyswap

The universe showing us signs of support ! Encountered this license plate in Belgium today. Stay strong !

nonutnovember

The Universe has a plan, that's my forever hope. But... Is hope a good thing?

twinks

“The universe blew me a kiss & you landed upon my lips, love.” ― Curtis Tyrone Jones

obsf

random fact: Immanuel Kant was one of the first people to theorize that the Milky Way was not the only galaxy in the universe

ThickDick, MONSTERCOCKS, MassiveCock, Hardwhitecock

The universe always gets its way

keyholdercaptions

The universe in light s'n?a?p<agoclands?

MenWithToys