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In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.

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I'm e[M]barrassed about the size of my unit, but I'll show you the rest.

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SOMG! Look at all these virgin faggots hating on SKIBS! We must make Le Skibs army and attack them! Skibbers, unite under the banner of the le Hong Kong Kids!!

HKISCircleJerk

A beautiful suicide: 23-year-old Evelyn McHale jumped to her death from the 83rd floor of the Empire State Building in 1947, landing on a United Nations limousine.

pics

I work in a psychiatric hospital. Today I found this posted in the adolescent autism unit. I could not stop laughing. Masturbation Social Story.

funny, pics

Now THIS is the Martian Manhunter I know and love [Justice League United #3 SPOILERS]

comicbooks

World War 2, Japanese Unit 731. Pregnant woman infected with syphilis and vivisected to study the efficacy of terramycin. Circa 1942. [602x349]

HistoryPorn, WTF

Guess I'll go first. "The Most Beautiful Suicide", 23-year-old Evelyn McHale jumped off the Empire State Building and landed on a United Nations limousine.

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in the past 10 days I moved and got promoted at work all while maintaining good grades with 16 units. You could say i'm living the high life.

showerbeer

Somebody call the burn unit.

BlackPeopleTwitter

Mt. Whitney, The Tallest Point in the Contiguous United States, Above Alabama Hills, Lone Pine, CA

GWCOEPBot

One of the Flags of the 111% United Patriots

vexillology

Canadian Film and Photo Unit cameraman, filming action while kneeling between the corpses of German soldiers during the Battle of Ortona aka "Little Stalingrad"

GermanWW2photos

[ NSFW]This happened near my place, a school bus driver lost control and banged against the gate, the gates metal rod pierced through two students, they are in critical care unit at present

WTF

I miss the old United

ImGoingToHellForThis

Cadets of the Matriarchy Unite! Down with the VIXENS!

FemdomMatriarchy

[Potentially NSFW] While deployed in an Arab country, I got lost trying to find the gym and instead stumbled upon the host nation’s most elite and deadly military unit...

funny

in awe at the size of this ass. absolute unit ?

paag

It seems the new "Threesome" plug-in chip is a resounding success among Yorha units!

2Booty, bestof_gangbangs

Even without the Chieftess, most of the Amazonian tribes remain united

AmazonianMatriarchy

[self] Happy V-Day! So take your cock out, shove it in my ass, fuck me until you cum! Oops! I mean let's join our souls and unite our bodies and fly with the wings of God!

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[self] Happy V-Day! So take your cock out, shove it in my ass, fuck me until you cum! Oops! I mean let's join our souls and unite our bodies and fly with the wings of God!

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[SELF] When cosplayers unite for the sake of fanservice! ♥ Mikomi Hokina as Saber & YuzuPyon as Rin Tohsaka - Boudoir edition - ♥

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Sketch I did of the best spring unit.

FireEmblemHeroes

[Selling] Pink Lace Thong Panties Worn 24 Hours With Free Shipping In The Continental United States $40 More Information in The Comments

usedpanties, Sexsells

Thank you, random homophobic redditor, for giving me the opportunity to send you to the burn unit.

MurderedByWords, IncelTears

Peach is in awe of the absolute size of this unit (Super Mario) (Maru)

rule34, u_FortifiedOnion

My Wii U was gathering dust so I donated it to the local paediatric oncology unit. Now the kids can play Mario during long chemotherapy sessions.

u_ZermZerm

A beautiful suicide - 23 year old Evelyn McHale jumped from the 83rd floor of the empire state building and landed on a united nations limousine, 1947 (Nsfw)

pics

HERE'S SOMETHING FOR THE FEMALE UNITS TO ENJOY

totallynotrobots, gerald_irl

(M) I love you Ok. Only you. And I want the ? to see us glow as a unit. no offense but the BLACKgirls hate I show you off like I do....And no disrepect to my black girls but Thats wifey. She know all my imperfections. But GN

gonewild

Smelly grey ankle socks worn 24 hours with free shipping in the continental United States & a free teasing video of me in the socks! $30 or can be bought for +$5 on ManyVids as well [Kik] me at MorganaDelRay or DM

NaughtyCloset

Fans of the bush, unite!

hentai, u_afterdarkstash

keeping the front united and the sub clean

worldpolitics

3mm beads with the cooling unit. Very cool vapour at high temps, doesn’t seem to affect the draw resistance.

TinyMight

I had lost all hope because the nine first pulls were all ⭐⭐⭐-units, but he came through on the very last pull!!

TokyoAfterschool

US units of measurements (gallons, miles, pounds, etc.) have been defined using their SI counterparts for years. Can we please just make the switch to the metric system?

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(39M) working the CoVID unit today. Does the staff bathroom count as public?

GoneWildPublic

Demoted to the stress relief unit~

IWantToBeHerHentai, u_Deep-fried-memes

She is worth 500 million dollars. She's is the wealthiest United States senator. She is running against a man who grew up in the projects.

u_ArascainDelon

Posting WW2 stuff on a semi-regular basis until I forget I started doing it | part 435: Greek unit during the (1941) Spring Offensive part of the Greco-Italian war.

worldpolitics

Posting WW2 stuff on a semi-regular basis until I forget I started doing it | part 435: Greek unit during the (1941) Spring Offensive part of the Greco-Italian War.

worldpolitics

Pornsluts strokezombies edgebaters Gooners and Groolers unite at The GoonGraphix Goonerversity The v

girlgooners

Pornsluts strokezombies edgebaters Gooners and Groolers unite at The GoonGraphix Goonerversity The v

girlgooners

Posting WW2 to fill the void until Gary comes back #1: A German unit standing on a disabled Soviet T-35 tank in the summer of 1941

worldpolitics