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Green crack will have to substitute for the crack I'[M] craving...

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I'm a substitute teacher and needed paper, so I opened up this notebook...not sure if a student did this at some point or if the teacher I'm subbing for did...

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It's not the same but it's a good substitute

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I hope the Governess returns soon, my substitute teacher is much less tolerant of my training mistakes

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Every time I wear these I hear the miss America song, with Captain America substituted.

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What is the best Tumblr substitute with porn allowed? (pic not related)

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Annoying new neighbors invited themselves over for dinner. Hubby is hot but arrogant, wife is rude and not hot. I'm nice, I made them Swedish pancakes, only I substituted the milk. Link to full details in first comment.

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Not a substitute for the real thing, but it's hard to (f)ind someone packing 9"+ to satisfy me! :/

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6 years of keto recipes later, this is by far the best bread substitute I have ever tried. Just look at these rolls...

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