Jizz

If the package is past the use by date discard immediately.

eatingwomen

I am sewing these restraints and need proof-reading help for the package card! [Pics of the restraints in the comments]

BDSMcommunity

The package said realistic horse toy.

nsfw

Seen at the Taboo Sex Show in Vancouver: Is this Rob Lowe's face photoshopped onto the packaging of penis pump? [NSFW]

pics

Me and the puppy that lives at the package store

gaybears

Sorry [f]or the dirty feet, just comes with the package

gonewild

UPS girl showed up at my house today, needless to say I left the package at the door.

TightShorts

To all the packages lost in the recent UPS airplane crash...

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My girlfriend said she wanted to fuck the buff guy at the gym, I was pleasantly surprised when he agreed to do it, only if sex with me was part of the package as well

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My friend texted me this today; she works at a thrift store and a Star Wars action figure got donated. Processing failed to realize that on the back of the package was a homoerotic fan fiction complete with this snazzy picture.

funny

Not the most exciting photo but I can't wait to open the package I got from my mistress

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As the third-largest number of smokers in the world, tobacco company in Indonesia now have to put NSFL warning label on the package.

pics

The package i made went a little wrong. [Mildly NSFW]

funny

Just caught it in the right light, but I'm impressed with the package...

ladybonersgw

Black lingerie selfie. Love the packaging

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When the keming distracts from the package [NSFW]

keming

Have been told my traps are the best part of the package.

ladybonersgw

So today my college's student office called and said I had a package, and didn't realize how big the package was going to be!

funny

Found in the garbage at Wilson stn. But why did they open the package here of all places?

toronto

My wife bought some socks, I wonder if they thought the packaging all the way through... Slightly NSFW

pics

[anime end spoilers] I got my volumes in the mail, and when I opened the package...

ShingekiNoKyojin

I live in Georgia literally an hour away from the package's origin and they shipped it to Florida. The address is correct.

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Our brothers in the master race come from all walks of life (HINT: Look at the package)

pcmasterrace

Quite the package

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Listed as "like new/factory sealed". Really amazon warehouse deals? The giant "inspected ✔" sticker on the packaging was a nice touch

dvdcollection

Friend gifted me a pair of Air Jordans via Priority mail. He included a thoughtful note on the outside of the package.

funny

To accept the package please sign on the tan line

ladybonersgw

[NSFW] All the excess comes with the package

chesthairporn

I had to dig the package out of the trash to make sure this was actually pork loin

mildlyinteresting

Opening the package to inspect the merchandise

asshole

One of my favorite brides. It's the packaging and not the size.

cleavage

Some customers request cunts to be wrapped and sleeping, they are sleeping, with some holes in the packaging to ensure their safety during the shipping

CuntMart

Excuse the softy, but a friend said people on here would appreciate the package, enjoy! - first post here

Balls

We're sorry but the package got ripped in transit

ladybonersgw

My Wowgo 2S came in today and apparently someone along the way was unhappy with the packaging (NSFW)

WOWGO

This Tangerine hello kitty soft lips & Kicks ACNL Amibo I got are really putting me in the fall mood ?? The packaging is almost too cute to open!

littlespace

Any interest in the rest of the package?

cock

Tfw the gut looks gross but the package looks ?... ?‍♂️

penis

WTF My doorbell was just rang and my dad opened the door to see a car driving away with a tiny package taped to the door reading “To *my name*, with love.” Both of us are confused, and we open the package only to find bloody teeth inside.

WTF

Just heard that Land O'Lakes is removing the Native American from their logo... How am I supposed to do this with the packaging while I'm waiting for my toast now?

funny, u_spreveaux

I'll take a lil' hair because the rest of the package is work it!

redhead

Just got my chocolates from Star Thistle! They melted almost entirely in the mailbox, but the chocolate didn't leak out of the packaging so I just threw it in the freezer for a bit

delta8

Instructions on the packaging

nsfw, NudeCutie

Don't mind the cat.. Although he comes with the package ?

RealGirls, watchitforthecat

[M19, F37] First post here! She promised she could take it up the ass easily, until she found out the size of the package.

Cuckold

I sent a sub boy my cum filled dirty socks. He was hard before opening the package. (he also wanted to be exposed all over the Internet)

GayKink, Gayexhibitionist

I ordered a sharpening stone and this was in the packaging

WTF

After my husband unloaded his seed in my womb, I hopped on the strangers face and delivered the package in his mouth. He was very thankful.

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Delivery - Would I get fired for delivering the package into the customer? Yes. Would it be worth it? YES.

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