Jizz

Order of fucking: 1) The gap, 2) The puss, and 3) The ass - have fun!

ass

The natural order of the internet [nsfw]

funny

The one thing that annoys me is that they're in the wrong order.

TheLastAirbender

Ordered pizza and my friend dared me to answer the door like this. Challenge accepted! LOL [f]

gonewild

Read them in the order they're in.

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

The U.S. president has ordered flags at half staff for Nelson Mandela. I say we dedicate the half staff flags for all the victims of "necklacing", an act that Nelson Mandela and the ANC invented.

pics

The people over at vampire squid cards who make the awesome expansion crabs adjust humidity sent an awesome unexpected care package with the cards I ordered

cardsagainsthumanity

The best part of this was that it was a random & the cards were played in that order...

cardsagainsthumanity

Ordered the Bon4m and super glued my lock until it comes in the mail. Gonna be an interesting week.

chastity

The frat I'm pledging made us all strip naked and line up in order of penis size. You know what's a nice feeling? Having the biggest dick in your pledge class.

ladybonersgw

The future is here, I can finally order tits for my Arduino robot. But do I need a capacitor to pump up the voltage before flashing the assets?

shittyaskscience

the new world record order for me the most

QueltedMikk

Order of the Lotus: Karma teaching Irelia the ways to unleash her “energy” (Healerdoc)

Rule34LoL, rule34

I didn't know that's how they confirmed if the order was yours..

AdviceAnimals

Ordering at Hooters: "I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken." - Michael G. Scott

BustyPetite

The Genesis of Grand Order (and how that huge circle thing in the sky came to be)

grandorder

The two puppies must fight to the death and eat the other one in order to be accepted by the mother

ShittyAnimalFacts

'The Phantom of The First Order' by Daniel Ferst

StarWars

The republic really needs to maintain order like the Empire in their spaceports, especially Taris.

swtor

The last of the Death Grips vinyl cd's I've been ordering arrived today!

deathgrips

Order of the Banana Soraka at the beach (lorddominik) [League of Legends]

rule34, Rule34cumsluts, Rule34LoL

ordered a split case Space are mine, cushies are going to the other person who's splitting the case with me.

ABDL

The married canvas orders the land.

WomenInBras

The girls and I at the beach. What's your order? I'll tell you which one I am after some votes. ?

RealGirls, Gonewilds_Secret, GonewildPlug

Kafuu Chino (Is the Order a Rabbit)

VirginKillerSweater

The DiC English adaptation of the anime Sailor Moon changed Zoisite's gender to female in order to make his relationship with Kunzite more socially acceptable for the 1990s, when very few homosexual couples were portrayed in the media

yaoi

The beginning of the semester had me swamped, but I’m back! Let this sexy student make you cum with a custom [vid], a $25 topless cock [rate], or my sexy [snp]! Also taking orders for [pty]!

Sexsells

The pasta without the sauce costs the same as the pasta with sauce, hence the sauce is free of charge. Let’s order sauce...

Titties

The butts of 2B, Scathach, Chun-Li, Kasumi, Nami, Mai, Angewomon, & Kaori (shinkaui) [Nier: Automata, Fate/Grand Order, Street Fighter, Dead or Alive, One Piece, King of Fighters, Digimon, A Certain Magical Index]

rule34, hentai, thighdeology, rule34_ass, Animewallpaper, Kappa, Kappa_Pride, AnimeBooty, thick_hentai

Order a cock [rate] in the next two hours and have it delivered today, or grab a premade [vid] or [aud] and celebrate the weekend in the naughtiest way ;)

Sexsells

Last item of the order here, as before please humiliate this fat ass disgrace of a human known as myself. No more posts from me unless instructed again.

submissive

The London Underground frequently tricks travelers into taking long winded detours in order to spread out commuters and prevent dangerous crushes. Bank station even has signs with arrows that change direction depending on the time of day! [Tom Scott] The

Fapucational

The gorgeous lady at the bar [Fate/Grand Order]

pantsu

The Virgin Artemis being impregnated by the Chad Gudako. (Twobey) [Fate/Grand Order]

rule34

The Peking order can change in an instant. [Role reversal] [Lesbian] [Bully] [It's not hardcore, but as if this isn't the hottest idea]

xxxcaptions

Order of the Lotus Irelia (chicapixel) [League of Legends]

rule34, MOACdump, u_Random69Person, u_FortifiedOnion, muchihentai, Allmyporn

the POTD is this super soft thong, ready to be worn exactly how you want it ? message me @scarletreid on kik and get this pair in the next 24 hours for 10% off your order! ❤❤❤ [selling][lingerie][pty][pic][vid][oth]

AdultBuys, Bootylicious, Daddyslittleprincess, FetishBabess, FetishLife, FetishLust, KinkyModels, MailOrderPanties, naughty, nfsw, nsfw_pornxxx69, nudesandmoreNSFW, PantiesandPantyhose, pantiesandstockings, PantiesCraze, pantydrawer, pantyobsession, Pantysellers

The scenario: Taylor Swift is your girlfriend, and tells you that she needs to swallow periodic servings of cum in order to maintain her singing voice. With the assistance of her mouth, her asshole and her cunt, how many loads a day can you provide her wi

JerkOffToCelebs

The two commandments of the Black World Order

BlackWorldOrder

The ‘’Overflow Option’’ can get you a gusset like this! More info in the comments. PM me to place an order! From [Canada], I also ship to [USA] [selling][pty][bra][toy][pop][pic][pss][grl]

Panties4Sale, nsfwbuys, EmilliaK

The coronavirus delayed my Amazon order with my dildo ?? A hair brush is not the same... Options or advice?

AhegaoGirls

The Cox Submarine Gun was devised to puncture the hull of a sunken submarine in order to supply air to the trapped crew

u_tendinseas69

I submit my girlfriend for the order. Kik fluffywoodsman

BlackWorldOrder

The Grand Order [MTF/TGTF; Minamoto no Raikō Twinning/Character TF][Fate/Grand Order] - TF-Artist-Chan

transformation

Ordered some toys in the name of stimulating the economy... and mysel(f).?

gonewild, u_vpbot13

The app freezes anytime I access r/NSFW411 wiki. Please look into this otherwise a great app. (In order to use the app after the crash. I have to "Force Stop" it.)

BoostForReddit

The app freezes when accessing r/NSFW411 "WIKI". In order to access the wiki. Got to r/NSFW411, open the sidebar (Swipe left on the home page of the subreddit), click "NSFW Directory".

BoostForReddit

Ordered 3 Lust arts small/small size suction cups at the beginning of July. They threw in a handful of minis and a wee tentacle! I wish I'd filmed the opening of this because it was such a sweet little surprise?Was definitely not expecting my colour reque

BadDragon

The first lady of America was ordered via the mail like a Slovenian whore version of Amazon

PoliticalHumor

The dance ended, and everyone began to recover from the mental rush of losing themselves in Lais' rack. An order for drinks went around. Someone noisily called her a whore. It was no matter. She was too busy collecting and counting her earnings. Two hundr

VictoriasSecretNSFW

Order your holiday care package now! I'm offering sexy & sweet build-your-own holiday care packages! Plus, for the first time you can order a custom FULL FACE [vid]! [oth]

Sexsells

The GOP has the POWER - got you dems begging in order to help Americans!!!!!

u_TartComprehensive

The Amazon man blushed and apologized for giving me my order when I opened the door like this!

42DDDplaything, boobs, burstingout, chubby, GoneMild, GoneWildPlus, mycleavage, BBW

Who gave the order?

worldpolitics

Tell me the order you start lickiTg first

WhiteCheeks

Ordering mom a few "accidental" purchases was just the thing to set the right mood at home.

DirtyFamilyPhotos

The Women's Order of the Mystic Rose

hypercasual_nsfw, FreeuseHentai

Ordered Russian whore Katrin Tequila for 2-hour outcall to my hotel room. After paying the bitch I pushed my bare cock into her slut mouth and made her suck it. Anyone else wanna join in and help me make the cunt work for the money? (note: use of condoms

fuckherwithme, KatrinTequila

The rest of the bikini is back ordered lol

BikiniBodies

"The king ordered the gates to the sea be opened to let the merfolk participate in the festival."

LadySheoSaved