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Muhammed ordered multiple people to be murdered, for the crime of making fun of him. Therefore I feel obliged as an ex-Muslim to make fun of him from time to time.

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this is what happens when your friend works at the place you order pizza from

funny

My girlfriend ordered a "leg spreader." The bartender looked puzzled and then made this before our very eyes...

funny

She said the food she ordered wasn't satisfying [via /r/ExhibitionistSex]

holdthemoan

Sorry they are not in order. But hey, you get the point. (f)

gonewild, AmateurArchives

I ordered an almond coffee and watched them write "alm" on the cup. When I got home, my stepmom read the cup very differently. NSFW

pics

What happens when the vendor doesn't have the Commons your ordered.

magicTCG

girlfriend ordered a salad from a local restaurant for $17.00. This is how the salad is apparently served.

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Who ordered the 18 year old ass?

ass, TopSexyPosts, JustTheTop, BonerAlert

Did you order the thick grip upgrade, sir? 36/(f)

assholegonewild

Somebody order the Supersize?

hentai, thighdeology

I ordered a 10mm nail and got something even smaller, what the fuck? 10mm bowl on the left

chinaglass

(F)ace, titties, public maccas bathroom. Who ordered the McSlut? ?

gonewild, u_lord12_64

Decided to change to colour of my Stan to Inferno. Customer support is awesome for allowing changes to the toy after the original custom order! Now I just need to wait until it is made, shipped and received. Waiting is torture :P

BadDragon

In need of one (1) tongue preferably attached to adult male in order to study the female orgasm ?

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Now taking custom orders with the beautiful u/JuniperShade for My Birthday Meet-up at the beginning of December! G/G, G/G/G, LesDom, fetish and more. [vid] [pic] [rate]

Sexsells, u_Gucci_Cocaine, Gucci_Cocaine

Anyone order the thick shake?

PublicBoys, MaleCall_PublicNature, u_darsian13

New to Reddit, new to onlyfans, but an expert at pleasuring myself. Here is a sneak peek of my adventures into the public today ? Ordered new toys of all kinds, come watch me play and train my ass in the process. Promotion on now for $3.50, only 9 spots l

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pay for my order of bbw candles & we'll chat for the rest of the day

findom

Penthesilea working at the stocks ([joosi]) [fate/grand order]

FreeuseHentai, CedehsHentai, HelplessHentai, u_FelixTrap

Scathach hits the beach (sciamano240) [Fate/Grand Order]

rule34, HentaiCity, u_BarGamer

We’ve done multiple unattended death jobs in which we discover a pet was forced to consume its owner in order to survive. Did you know that cats have gained a reputation for “being the most eager to eat their owners” after death?

MorbidReality, awfuleverything

Your order is on the way

MassiveCock

I ordered this swimsuit almost a full year ago but didnt feel safe wearing it until I heard the amazing news yesterday now im feeling empowered af and im not afraid to shout from the rooftops I love big black cock!

BustyPetite

Cheerleaders enforce the social order [Bullying]

Futadomworld

They say hentai shows men cumming in women in order to give people an impregnation fetish so that they will try and do it and improve the birth rate in japan.

Artistic_Hentai, hentai_global, hentai

19F/6'1''/160 lbs My boobs seem disproportionate to the rest of my body. I also hate being a freakishly tall Asian woman, especially when there's an "expectation" for Asian women to be short, cute, and petite in order to be attractive.

normalnudes, FullBodyProfile, AsiansGoneWild, asians_gif, u_IMEPHISTOI

Its weird you ordered lots of drinks in the time they were goneand never saw them once. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on makefastdate.com to contact me!

BrotherCucker

My first time doing the Pizza Dare in 60FPS 4K ?? This was so much fun, might do it every time I order take out.

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Sister of Battle Order of the Horny by BADCOMPZERO

Warhammer_Smut

Who ordered the trap with titties?

traps

Did anybody order two European fuckdolls to use on the weekend? ?? [19]

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WRONGTHINK WILL NOT BE TOLERATED UNDER THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF THE DIRTY DEMENTED DINGBAT DEGENERATE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE WHO SNIFFS LITTLE GIRL’S HAIR: YouTube deletes all videos of President Trump’s CPAC speech, suspends WRONGTHINKING news network for tw

worldpolitics

WRONGTHINK WILL NOT BE TOLERATED UNDER THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF THE DIRTY DEMENTED DINGBAT DEGENERATE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE WHO SNIFFS LITTLE GIRL’S HAIR: YouTube deletes all videos of President Trump’s CPAC speech, suspends WRONGTHINKING news network for tw

worldpolitics

Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, Can I take your order?

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Just me flashing to my neighbors in order to get the lightning for this image?

BustyPetite, u_gringagirlxx, u_boobscomelook, u_galaxxxystar, bigtitsamateurgirls, fitgirls

I want the special order

hentai

Who here ordered the 5ft 95lb Canadian Egirl?

EGirls, SmallCutie

When you arrived with gf at the car wash and ordered an extra service

hentai, HentaiGoliath, HentaiCity

[selling] Some people wear their heart in their sleeve. Mine is a little harder to find but worth the effort. ?? Custom made to order! Free shipping with tracking and delivery confirmation in the [US]. See my comment for more options and pricing.

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