Jizz

With opposite sides or surfaces that are a great or relatively great distance apart: "thick slices of bread"; "the walls are 5 feet thick".

thick

I occasionally go to youtube and vote opposite what I voted last time, thus disrupting the balance by 2 votes.

firstworldanarchists

[50/50] A girl sucking on a turd right from a girl's anus. | Two girls eating the same banana from opposite ends (NSFW) (NSFL)

FiftyFifty

Stephen Colbert may be controlled opposition to an extent; but he can lead the revolution [auto-x-post - OP was John_Brennan]

fringediscussion

Even though my sister and I are on opposite sides of the world... We always have each others back

AnimalCrossing

women have 2 opposite behaviors (aka double standard): their behavior for dealing with inferior men (negative behavior); and their behavior for superior Men (positive). If you want to know about women's inferior man-behavior, visit the feminist subreddits

maledom

What do you call the exact opposite of a wardrobe malfunction?

treatemright

Demon incarnate protester puts the fear of God into opposition

thatHappened

Complete opposites, except the smile.

Bigtitssmalltits

I'm like the anatomical opposite to a Greek statue

ladybonersgw

Jeff:Lets put the Kell(e)ys on opposite sides so when I call on one, nobody is confused.

survivor

Was anyone else reminded of this scene during the final minutes? Two of my favorite characters, going in opposite directions.

rickandmorty

After all this I'm still single... 95% are the way too old type, or just completely not my type, or looking for the exact opposite of what I am.

lolgrindr

Daddy and I work opposites, sometimes it's the small gestures that mean the most

littlespace

I have to sit opposite this every day, I swear the outfits are getting more and more revealing! WTF should I do?!?!?

nsfw, WTF

My friend had the privilege of sitting opposite a man on the train today with his little man out

funny

We're at opposite ends of the country right now, but she won't let me forget about them!

feet

I guess this is the exact opposite of flat chested

hugeboobs

When one body exerts a force on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force equal in magnitude and opposite in direction on the first body.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Wife opposite the wall...

AssholeBehindThong

Does anyone else work opposite shifts from their wife? This is how he stay in touch through the week. (M)(F).

wifesharing

Government supporters attacked Venezuelan opposition lawmakers inside the National Assembly. I thought this picture was particularly powerful.

pics

Here's more proof that opposites attract. We're quite the mismatch [m+f]

GWCouples

[20F] I bet all of you would like to work in the office block opposite ;)

gonewild

When the centaur meets his opposite...

funny

Thought things were actually looking up for me but now I feel the exact opposite

littlespace

Numbers are sliding up... the towel is opposite!

ondww

Jeremy Corbyn (UK Labour Party leader, opposition) tries to reassure Jews he isn't an anti semite, after the newspapers show he is.....

ImGoingToHellForThis

It's like the polar opposite of wearing a strap-on while locked in a cage... right?

chastity

My neighbor has two of the same car painted exactly opposite of each other.

u_Wildfordaddie

M18 just getting into college. Haven’t been in a relationship all throughout high school. I am told that I am not ugly and there a those that say I’m actually the complete opposite but I don’t really believe it. I wanted to see if my insecurities are just

Rateme

Everyone seems to think I have long legs but they're actually the complete opposite ?

GoneMild

Small is the exact opposite of what sexy Amandla Stenberg's tits are.....what a busty goddess!

JerkOffToCelebs

Controversial flag of the Slovene Home Guard, a group of fighters that collaborated with Germans in WW2 and served as an opposition against the Partizans

vexillology

And now for the co[m]plete opposite. ;)

kinksters_gone_wild, cockrings, mangonewild

Flashing the Golf Course Opposite

naughtyinpublic, NSFW_Outdoors, Adorable_Girls, immodest

break for a public service announcement - u/snoosagainstsuicide is fucking obnoxious. a bot delivering a damn form letter is the exact opposite of telling a person "somebody cares and wants you to live." -- whichever admin is re-approving that bot's posts

nsfw_wtf

Does anyone else have this problem of wanting a dependable partner, but being insanely attracted to the complete opposite?

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

She's perfect, which is the complete opposite of what we deserve

Censoredforbetas

what would you do if you were sat opposite me on the train - redporn.us

PublicSexPorn

For several days now, I've been feeling weak, constantly tired. The exact opposite of my grandmother, whom I've never known so energetic. And this morning, I woke up with wrinkled skin and white hair... discovering a stranger who was amazed to have finall

OldAgeRegression

Since Joining Reddit iv gone from being shy to the complete opposite!

adorableporn, Adult_Social_Network, altgonewild, Amateur, boobs, TinyTits

Replacing my fertility drugs with birth control (yeah, opposite of the usual cap)

UnfilteredCaptions, breedingcaptions, CuckoldPregnancy

Come check out the Erection Opposition competition that I am hosting! FREE to sub!

FreeOnlyFansPage, Onlyfans_Promo

Long and lean, the total opposite of me haha.

legs