Jizz

The same guy rejected me (f)or the third time today.. I guess GW is the only love I'll be getting for a whole.

gonewild

The clitoris is a bundle of 8000 nerve {f}ibers. It is the only organ in the human body designed solely for sexual pleasure.

gonewild

The sun isn't the only thing rising in the morning. [M]

yiff

The only girl at the table was the Card Czar for this one...

cardsagainsthumanity

The Vatican City was not the only article! The issue seems to be resolved, but here's a NSFW screenshot from the Czech Republic:

wikipedia

The more inferior and worthless does a woman show she is, and the happier does she show she is about being accepted by a superior Man, the more superior is her inferiority for being acceptable to a superior Man. female inferiority is the only valid reason

maledom

The only genuinely and authentically happy woman is the woman accepted by a superior Man for her inferiority and for His inferior woman. Thanks to feminism, women have the freedom to submit their inferiority and dignity to superior Men, and the right to b

maledom

"The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know." -- The Big Dipper over Great Sand Dune National Park, Colorado

GWCOEPBot

The only way to get on the waiting list is to travel to a parallel universe where you are already on the waiting list.

NSFWFunny

The whole time at dinner, your neighbors wife was rubbing her feet against your hard cock under the table. The bathroom was the only safe place to give this mom what she deserved after her husband and kids were asleep.

Bbwmilf

The breath isn't the only thing wild in the new Zelda... (nsfw)

zelda, distortedview

The turkey wasn’t the only thing stuffed in the kitchen last week ;)

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The democrats are puppets for martians, that's the only way to explain why the shut down the government

ImGoingToHellForThis

The only top she wore the entire day at the beach

happycuckold

The only thing better then the VKS is wearing the VKS backwards

ecchi

The only reason the boys invited Mia on the trip, was to use her as their fuckdoll. [free use] [public] [facial]

xxxcaptions

The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the Ace of Spades ♠️

gonewildmetal, leggingsgonewild

The only place private enough to escape from the kids and join in the r/onmww dance party!

onmww

The only downside of being a hopper for hire is how unsteady the assignments can be. Right now I'm waiting on a job, so if you have one in mind hit me up! For now, I found this girl at the airport and I have to say, quite the experience.

bodyswap

The only way to end racism is to make everyone play on the same team. (Black Kings can HMU for the girl on the left)

BlackWorldOrder

The only good thing about working during the holidays. I have the office for myself ;)

PublicBoys

The only one in the city that knew the Coronavirus was coming the entire time.

toronto

The only thing that can give me the will to get up in the morning

ReZeroHentai

The Topless Bandit has finally been apprehended. The only one that could catch her? The Topless Detective

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The only politics allowed is the great debate of who will win the election; Hastur the Unspeakable or Jesus and Cthulhu.

worldpolitics

The head maid is sick of having to "punish" the only sissy in the masnion!

Futadomworld

The only purpose the Avengers babes have for being on the team are to sexually relieve their teammates and the guys in shield. [Scarjo, Liz Olsen, Brie Larson]

JerkOffToCelebs

The only perk of working weekends is getting the store to myself the last couple hours ? hope no one comes in!

curvy

The Topless Bandit has finally been apprehended. The only one that could catch her? The Topless Detective

CuteLesbians

The only reason Syria didn't fall to ISIS and Al Qaeda is because Russia and Iran answered Syria's call to aid. The media can spin it all they like but this doesn't change the reality on the ground. A huge debt of gratitude is owed to Russia and Iran for

SyrianCirclejerkWar

The only time I want less than two cocks is if it’s my fiancé. Otherwise the more the merrier!

between2cocks