Jizz

Did you see these awesome boobs in The Onion this week?(NSFW)

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A morose and despondent deep fried onion carved in the sign of the Horned One [nsfw]

Metal

MMMM... like bacon and onion. I introduce to you the bacon wrapped french onion.

BaconPorn

No One Murdered Because Of This Image (The Onion) [Possibly NSFW]

atheism

So, The Onion published this last week and nobody has died or even rioted as a result.

funny

YES! the onion.I do whatever i want

firstworldanarchists

Some fuckin' shit made with carrots, onions, and spinach. Spiced with cumin, parsley & Tajin. Name the thing whatever the fuck you want!

drunkencookery

Why I love the onion Slightly NSFW

funny

Yet another accurate prediction from The Onion [NSFW]

funny

Started as a drunken stupid beetroot, mushroom, onion and chilli post. Ended up terrified by the can of scary mushrooms (l-r an Alien, a horse and a massive penis)

drunkencookery

Does stilldrunk count? After a night of my signature Mexican Car Bombs with a domestic dispute chaser, I present, the Breakfast Cast Iron Pizza! There's turkey sausage and bacon under the cheese, and the sauce is an onion gravy made with tomato bouillon a

drunkencookery

"We're all onions, Donkey. I'm just an onion who can see the layers."

Braveryjerk

[Spoilers] (If you haven't watched the episode yet) So precisely at this moment, someone sent ninjas to cut onions at my house...

swordartonline

[m]y girl[f]riend has the definition of an onion booty (x-post /r/gwcouples)

gonewild

[NSFW] "No One Murdered Because Of This Image" - The Onion, September 12th, 2012.

funny

Don't forget the ONION

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It was going to be super fucking cold here this weekend, so I made French onion soup before going to the bar on Friday. It's gone now. And it's currently still -20F. :(

drunkencookery

The Essence of Onion

stevenuniverse

The real mystery is (#s "How does steven have Onions number?")

stevenuniverse

In the new intro, when Connie is walking away, Onion pops up above the Big Donut

stevenuniverse

Onion's on the roof of the Big Donut in the new intro

stevenuniverse

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

I made mozzerella covered steak, then took some hamburger rolls, smothered them with garlic-herb butter, toasted the buns and steak on grill, threw in some green onions that I have growing on my windowsill, ripped everything up and threw it in a bowl and

drunkencookery

The definition of a onion ass!

ass, breastsubever

Fucking gourmet shit. Lamb pizza with feta/red onion/kumara and butternut hummus,with a mint yoghurt drizzle and cooked on the bbq. Yeeeeeeah.

drunkencookery

Onion sandwich, aka the diet of heathens.

onionhate

That's the look of a girl who loves onions on her burger

OnionLovers

[NSFL] Who the fuck puts onions like this in soup???

onionhate

Lamenting onions and the size of a moon rock that never made it to solar orbit

tanlines

Fumbled the blooming onion, not the sauce

OneInOneOut

MFW I post an onion headline and people either attempt serious discussion based off of the joke or don't get the satire at all

ProtectAndShitpost

Big 'ol onion booty make the world cry

SlimThick

You know its love when he stirs your mixture, even though he can smell the onions and hear them crunching.

onionhate

the fucking onions ruined meat for lots of starving african kids

onionhate

This is happening as we speak at the Falcons game. Dipping chips into onions and then cheese...

onionhate, mistyfront

Not mentioned in the title, and post not marked NSFW... Almost as bad as when restaurants add onions without it being in the ingredients list

onionhate

Guys, can anyone tell me what are those for? I didn't touch anything, just curious. It was found on a graveyard, inside the grave were some voodoo dolls, a candle in the shape of a head with a black candle melted on it, bread I guess, onion, red candles a

occult

Making French onion soup and the peppercorns sunk into the Parmesan rind I used

trypophobia

Listen, we need to talk about how onions are the epitome of a revolting excuse for a vegetable. They've destroyed burgers (and lives) with their vile, pungent little selves. Just say no.

onionhate

She got a big old onion booty make the world cry ♩ ♪ ♫ [f](27)

asstastic

frozen pre-prepared meat patty with queso americano on a non-artisanal bun, with a factory preserved beet salad and onions, with fresh out of the box macaroni and homemade carbonara from a can with chunks of Italian sausage, origin unknown. Bone appetite

WhiteHouseDinners

You all insisted that I taste the onion coal

u_a_1steak_sauce

flashbacks to that time the fucking CWC demon showed up for a few frames in the Master Onion Rap

ChrisChanSonichu

This English restaurant has opened in the *checks notes* Japanese district of downtown AltBoobWorld. They do delicious bangers and mash with onion gravy, bubble and squeak, or a Full English Breakfast

AltBoobWorld

Thats an organic onion right there. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

ThickandBBWJeans

Onion on the counter

Hololewd

Onion booty makes the whole world cry!

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