Jizz

The Onion, did you really think people wouldn't find this at least mildly objectionable? (NSFW)

reddit.com

Did you see these awesome boobs in The Onion this week?(NSFW)

pics

I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge. One day it'll be the onion crying.

randomsexiness

any of you stumble upon this before? Apparently it was from violent desires before the forum got shut down. [NSFW] [NSFL]

onions, WTF

The Onion, meet 1960's French satire.

funny, WTF

In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.

politics, TTAMF

The Onion's amazing prediction from 1996 (slightly NSFW)

funny

Siegmeyer under the Onion helm in HD

darksouls

The Onion poll's Facebook about Clinton last night

funny

The Onion posted a cartoon of Moses, Jesus, Ganesh and Buddha having an orgy on a bed of clouds. Facebook took it down 14 minutes later.

religion

The Onion Understands

atheism

The Onion

funny

No One Murdered Because Of This Image (The Onion) [Possibly NSFW]

atheism

So, The Onion published this last week and nobody has died or even rioted as a result.

funny

YES! the onion.I do whatever i want

firstworldanarchists

Why I love the onion Slightly NSFW

funny

The Onion's exclusive picture of the royal baby

funny

Yet another accurate prediction from The Onion [NSFW]

funny

The Onion pissed off Subway...

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

Too good for even The Onion to have planned. Thanks for the laugh, Facebook.

funny

"We're all onions, Donkey. I'm just an onion who can see the layers."

Braveryjerk

"No One Murdered Because Of This Image" from The Onion 2012. In light of the heinous attacks in Paris, this is relevant now more than ever. (NSFW)

funny

[NSFW] "No One Murdered Because Of This Image" - The Onion, September 12th, 2012.

funny

Don't forget the ONION

pics

The Essence of Onion

stevenuniverse

The real mystery is (#s "How does steven have Onions number?")

stevenuniverse

Onion's on the roof of the Big Donut in the new intro

stevenuniverse

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

Not the onions

HotInTheKitchen

The perfect Greek Salad recipe: Cherry tomatoes, feta cheese, red onion, cucumber, green pepper, black olives, oregano, salt and pepper to taste. (Extra cucumber up the ass optional)

Sissies

I HAVE TERMINAL BRAINPreheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Melt butter in a skillet over medium-low heat, and cook the onion, celery, and carrots until the celery and carrots are tender, about 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in peas, pars

TGTWTOG

Had a chuckle while watching the onion

electronic_cigarette

Holy Shot The Onion!

ImGoingToHellForThis

The Onion has a similar opinion (RE: Can't fight this logic)

ImGoingToHellForThis

The definition of a onion ass!

ass, breastsubever

If the onion ring fits...

ImGoingToHellForThis

Another example of the blatant cruelty and trickery of the Onion Lobby. They've gone too far this time, tricking a man into biting into a chocolate covered onion! Shame on them.

onionhate

Old People Facebook firesale happening now on The Onion newsfeed!

oldpeoplefacebook

The Onion called it 8 years ago.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Onion sandwich, aka the diet of heathens.

onionhate

Elon Musk Poaching Staffers of The Onion for Secret Project

CuteLittleButts

You know its love when he stirs your mixture, even though he can smell the onions and hear them crunching.

onionhate

[humor] The Onion’s sister site gets us. #goals

HighMileageHoles

[NSFL] Ubisoft is spreading the ONION AGENDA

onionhate

The Onion ran this as a joke, but there might be some truth to it...

Jeopardy

the fucking onions ruined meat for lots of starving african kids

onionhate

Fractals test

u_the_onion_hater

Not the Onion.

The_Donald

Eyes started to water bc the onions I added. She knew what to do.

GWCouples

The Cook and the Onions

classysexy

Not the onion

trippinthroughtime

You all insisted that I taste the onion coal

u_a_1steak_sauce

The Onion's got some bite today! Yikes! If both sides keep turning politics into an outrage contest, this will get less and less funny...

libertarianmeme

peeling back the onion.

u_unbearablebarry, ArtGW

How many The Onions knockoffs is too many?

TheRightCantMeme

Onion on the counter

Hololewd

Onion booty makes the whole world cry!

booty

Sleek and Curvy, Adorable and Sexy our Bettie could do it all at the same time no less!

bettiepage, bettiepagesexicon, u_Significant_Onion_76, herdarkdragon_favs

Gag page in my journal. The Macabre song lyrics and the onions are a reference to cannibal sandwiches.

JeffreyDahmer