Jizz

The Onion, did you really think people wouldn't find this at least mildly objectionable? (NSFW)

reddit.com

I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge. One day it'll be the onion crying.

randomsexiness

any of you stumble upon this before? Apparently it was from violent desires before the forum got shut down. [NSFW] [NSFL]

onions, WTF

The Onion, meet 1960's French satire.

funny, WTF

In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.

politics, TTAMF

The Onion's amazing prediction from 1996 (slightly NSFW)

funny

Siegmeyer under the Onion helm in HD

darksouls

The Onion poll's Facebook about Clinton last night

funny

The Onion posted a cartoon of Moses, Jesus, Ganesh and Buddha having an orgy on a bed of clouds. Facebook took it down 14 minutes later.

religion

The Onion Understands

atheism

The Onion

funny

The Onion's exclusive picture of the royal baby

funny

The Onion pissed off Subway...

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

Too good for even The Onion to have planned. Thanks for the laugh, Facebook.

funny

"No One Murdered Because Of This Image" from The Onion 2012. In light of the heinous attacks in Paris, this is relevant now more than ever. (NSFW)

funny

Not the onions

HotInTheKitchen

I HAVE TERMINAL BRAINPreheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Melt butter in a skillet over medium-low heat, and cook the onion, celery, and carrots until the celery and carrots are tender, about 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in peas, pars

TGTWTOG

Had a chuckle while watching the onion

electronic_cigarette

Holy Shot The Onion!

ImGoingToHellForThis

The Onion has a similar opinion (RE: Can't fight this logic)

ImGoingToHellForThis

If the onion ring fits...

ImGoingToHellForThis

Another example of the blatant cruelty and trickery of the Onion Lobby. They've gone too far this time, tricking a man into biting into a chocolate covered onion! Shame on them.

onionhate

Old People Facebook firesale happening now on The Onion newsfeed!

oldpeoplefacebook

The Onion called it 8 years ago.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Elon Musk Poaching Staffers of The Onion for Secret Project

CuteLittleButts

[humor] The Onion’s sister site gets us. #goals

HighMileageHoles

[NSFL] Ubisoft is spreading the ONION AGENDA

onionhate

The Onion ran this as a joke, but there might be some truth to it...

Jeopardy

Fractals test

u_the_onion_hater

Not the Onion.

The_Donald

Eyes started to water bc the onions I added. She knew what to do.

GWCouples

The Cook and the Onions

classysexy

Not the onion

trippinthroughtime

The Onion's got some bite today! Yikes! If both sides keep turning politics into an outrage contest, this will get less and less funny...

libertarianmeme

peeling back the onion.

u_unbearablebarry, ArtGW

How many The Onions knockoffs is too many?

TheRightCantMeme

Sleek and Curvy, Adorable and Sexy our Bettie could do it all at the same time no less!

bettiepage, bettiepagesexicon, u_Significant_Onion_76, herdarkdragon_favs

Gag page in my journal. The Macabre song lyrics and the onions are a reference to cannibal sandwiches.

JeffreyDahmer