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[NSV] For the first time I can truly say goodbye to the broken, dirty, and usually unavailable cardio machines at my gym...

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Went to Qdobas at an [8] to get a large drink. The cashier gave me one for free. This is how I felt when I got to the 100 flavor fountain drink machine. [Maybe NSFW.]

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Velma, you go with Shaggy and Scooby after the ghost. Daphne, I need to show you something in the Mystery Machine

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Pictures of my friends new custom pinball machine. Playfield is a 47" monitor - he has 195 playfields/games on it already. The girly pics are the screensaver (NSFW)

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My friend's husband made her an exact replica of the penis pendulum (The Rocking Machine) from A Clockwork Orange out of fiberglass.

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MRW the vending machine won’t take the dollar

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behind the scenes of "The tickling machine"

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MRW when i'm on the exercise ball and realize that the state machine of a CPU can be thought of as a program itself

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MRW i'm a milking machine and the dairyman drinks milk straight from the hose

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This is the claw machine at the bar I'm at.

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Bleach on the floor next to the washing machine left our bedspread with an interesting bleach stain (NSFW)

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MRW I've been masturbating for 15 hours straight and I accidentally turn on the smoke machine and I have to find my way out of my room then I finally get to the window.

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Curvy on the washing machine [via /r/fuckyeahsofuckable]

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Moved from Chicago back to Michigan. I forgot this is a typical posting on the board by the coffee machine

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Got this little guy from the claw machine!!! Meet Barnaby the dinosaur!

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Was playing cards the some 'My Little Pony' playing cards my girlfriend one from an arcade machine, and came across this card... All the others were regular cards. I'm 99.99% sure those are anal beads.

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Out on the deck - what's that little machine on the left of her right hip?

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Part of my continuing series exploring the beauty of the human machine - Hue & Form

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(M) off work MACHINE operating is the easiest job. Just boring as shit omw to the gym

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Lelith Hesperax, the Sexiest Murder Machine in the Galaxy [Warhammer 40k](JXG)

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Our band played Lousiville tonight. These were the prizes in the claw machine game.

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What goes on in the Mystery Machine (FantasyBlade) [Scooby Doo - Velma]

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[Specific] Please make this creepy death machine look unused - remove the body and the blood please?

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Given that sex machines like this are popular, will women get to the next phase and buy the whole male sex bot? A personal mechanic Chad?

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One of the light bulbs burnt into the backboard of this pinball machine making it look like Pamela Anderson has crooked nipples

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After two 4 hour sessions on the fuck machine for two consecutive nights, my asshole is feeling the burn. But I'm going again tonight anyway

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I don't have many pictures from my childhood. Me taking a shit at the washing machine made it to the album (1981)

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As I ponder once more the nuances of my in-between body, I curse the callousness of eyes. Ah, sweet, gay, alienation. How I missed thee. (no misgendering, thank you. do strap me to a machine and make me take your cum, though.)

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Lover of the russian queen, it was a shame how he caried on. ra ra rasputein russias gayest love machine. He fucked the king and then he was gone.

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In today's episode of me risking my money on testing out random eBay sellers for the sub, I present to you a Haworthia pygmea mutant "Ice City / City Life / Machine Mistranslation" and a Haworthia atrofusca ISI mutant "Watermelon", bought from the only er

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Sheika Machine Learning with Zelda (cutesexyrobutts) [The Legend of Zelda]

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Linda, a stray dog in Turkey, comes to the same car wash a couple times a week to use the automatic petting machine

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I wanna get super high and fuck Sarah Michelle Gellar's Daphne in the back of the mystery machine.

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Spreading my holes open so the fucking machine can pound me as hard as possiblefeeling the dildo rub - more of fuckingmachines on redporn.us

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"So I guess that machine actually could extract all the masculinity from my body... Thankfully it's all here in the vial... So um how do it get back in my body?" (rp open no chats)

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Starting out Cosplay, wanted to try out new accessories ? the fangs didn't work too well ? gotta wait for the sewing machine to start making my own costumes!

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Uh oh stuck in the washing machine again... Guess you'll just have to (f)uck me in the ass ?

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Honest opinion and help wanted!... So obviously this is me working out, but this is what's called a GHD machine and I'm an amateur content creator new to the bondage market. Since you guys are the experts do you think getting tied up to this device just l

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Hitting the GHD machine at the gym - Sammi Starfish

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OMG I can't believe I actually got clearance to use the time machine... Don't tell the gov't I've been using it to tittyfuck Jennifer Love Hewitt back in 2002! ;)

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I'm going LIVE this afternoon on my OnlyFans from 3-5 p.m. ET to wine down the week with you! ? Let's chat, flirt and have some fun with my toys and new fuck machine. ? Link to my profile in the comments! ?

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Standing in a public vending machine, you know the rest

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