Jizz

Someone slipped this in my friend's purse. We called and asked for Rob and he hung up on us. The back has directions to his house and everything.

nsfw

My little brother texted me saying "check the skype call". He ran down to my friend Jacob's house just to do this

photobomb

After a call from her Boyfriend I was told to leave her waiting like this for him and a friend while I left the house.

Cuckold

Took the day off but i could make a house call or two...

ladybonersgw

Weird, I say that to a chick and it's all "Sir, get out of my house" or "I'm calling the cops!"

NSFWComments

"The call is coming from inside the house!"

lolgrindr

UPDATE (Possibly more to come): We're back. This time, I am hiding in the house while she brings her date back to fuck. We have a camera, and a video call on during. It's going to be an interesting night.

Hotwife

You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you, uh, ask me to do murder, for money.

pimpcats

My friend's service dog was murdered after SDPD responded to a call at the wrong house. Please help fix this.

pics

Apparently, the Geek Squad has gotten much more accommodating during house calls

MensHighJinx

When it's cold and raining outside that calls for a lazy day in the house [M]

gonewild

Me and the guys found an FRA agent squatting in a house we were building. We had some fun with her before we called it in.

MaledomEmpire

"We all live in a house on [f]ire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it." ~ Tennessee Williams [ArtGW crosspost]

BDSMGW, shibari, ArtGW

Its called the White House for a reason

ImGoingToHellForThis

It's called the White House for a reason

ImGoingToHellForThis

Biologists of Reddit, Once a month all the mice in my house commit suicide by drowning. My wife seems to get extremely upset when I tell her about it but refuses to call an exterminator. Can any of you explain what causes this phenomenon?

shittyaskscience

We called her the bicycle back in college. The whole house got to ride her.

trashyboners

The lady at yhe car deals called to see if you still wanted to put a down payment on that new car. She asked if a visit to your house would change your mind

Bbwmilf

Got drunk last night. Now I'm so hung over I called out of work. Shuffling around the house aimlessly.

ChubbyDudes

[M]y next door neighbor loves calling me over when her husband and kids are out o[f] the house...

gonewild

I've been spying on all the talent that's moved into the neighborhood. I wonder how many do house calls?

TheMomNextDoor

In my house, this ass calls the shots [F]

asstastic, gonewild

We don't have a problem with nudity around the house. This is how she called me for help with her phone. Imagine footjobs those feet can give

momson

The kid in this picture is called Rufo Velandria. He was shot in the face while protesting because he didn't had cooking gas in his house. Now he's blind. Never forget.

pics

They call you the "house bitch"

CuckoldPregnancy

The handy fucking man. House call.

ladybonersgw

Showing your boyfriend your not wearing panties @ your parents house (Dad in the back). I call that an amazing dare. Anyone up for a similar dare?

AnyoneUpforaNudeDare

(m) The caller her baby sister Vanna prank calling my house scaring my girl your own sister why? Look at what happened horrible car accident, tragic, lost a friend also this was before the fact but not be before I confronted you right? Yes. Now multiple c

gonewild

I’m a police officer, called to this house due to strange noises. This lady greeted me, inviting me in. Her bf was cooking with an apron on. An elderly couple slept on the couch. “Ignore my parents” the bf said, “they wasted their youths” he kissed the gf

bodyswap

This pose is called "Take my child support, all my money, the house the car, the dog, take it all I AF"

AssholeBehindThong

This pose is called "Take my child support, all my money, the house the car, the dog, take it all I AF"

AssholeBehindThong

My Keeper told me to make a new pair of undies to flaunt around the house. Used an old t-shirt my cousin gave me as a souvenir that I never wore. 3 pattern drafts, 2 prototypes, I would call that not too bad for how out if practice I am ?

twinks

Can you even call yourself the man of the house?

AsianCuckoldCaptions

[M/F] You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away. You tell me to come over, there's some games you want to play. I'm walking to your house, nobody's home. Just me and you and you and me alone ?

cumflation

When mom calls "Son, come in here" from across the house, I have to guess where exactly she means.

DirtyFamilyPhotos, MomSonIncest

I break into your house...do you call the cops??? or handcuff me, tie me to the bed and fuck the shit out of me

PetiteGoneWild

[Prachi,Shriya,Zarine] Your wife had called three maids for an interview to work at your house. However, she had urgent work and she left, telling you to decide one maid. These three maids are ready to do anything and please you for the job. Its now upto

ApsaraBazaar

Anal House Call. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on datingfindlove.com to contact me!

McKenzieLee

To the guy that said his house is infinite content for this sub I call your crooked floor vent and r. Modarapid.net, usa to usa modafinil delivery.

oops

When Clara, my grandmother's housekeeper, called me in a panic to let me know that she wasn't waking up, I rushed over to her house. "What the hell are you doing?!" I said as I discovered Clara watching and touching her own body with satisfaction.

OldAgeRegression

Dr Daisy House Call. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

DaisyTaylor

Anal House Call. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

McKenzieLee

in my house we call this the punishment table

SchoolGirlSkirts, sockgirls, WomenBendingOver, ComplexionExcellence

Dr. Wolf, do you do house calls? 'Cuz I've got a bad case of the hots for you.

u_LegrandWolf

Gee mister, I'm sorry for breaking in to your house. Please don't call the cops. How about if I let you do anything you want with me?-- Jessica Biel

CelebNSFWTalk

The end of a massage house call as her husband listened from the other room

AustinSwingers, TexasSwingers, SATXgonewild, SanAntonioSwingers, TexasHotwife

Houses on a bridge in a town called Linshi in the Chongqing region of China.

u_ashynicole35