Jizz

The only kind of blowjob that really counts...

nsfw

Oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, lord. Please don't let me down. Prove that you love me, and buy the next round. Oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

gonewild

It's not the number of pixels, it's the size o[f] the tits that counts, right?

gonewild

You know..it's not the length of the vector that counts... It's how you apply the [f]orce.

gonewild

Counting the stars

PearlGirls

The highlight of my attendance at tonight's Wizards game. Not counting seeing Rubio do a 2 handed dunk during pre game warmups.

timberwolves

With all the negative press Brazil is getting as we count down to the World Cup, remember the positives as well

pics

Does stilldrunk count? After a night of my signature Mexican Car Bombs with a domestic dispute chaser, I present, the Breakfast Cast Iron Pizza! There's turkey sausage and bacon under the cheese, and the sauce is an onion gravy made with tomato bouillon a

drunkencookery

Doc upped my script, didn't even realize it until I was driving to the pharmacy. Embarassing how happy I was in the car by myself when I saw the 60 count vs the normal 30 count. So here' some mild dope porn. Is it fucking Friday yet!? Doesn't matter, feel

opiates

[RIP] Flo gave birth to her litter today, 12-15 (we found it hard to count, we will get a better count tomorrow once she has gotten used to being a mum) healthy little wrigglers. Alas one of the little ones didn't make it so we are burying him today, meet

RATS

The Like Count on This Post

mildlyinteresting

I was thinking about one of the first threads I ever saw on this sub, and decided to look at the archive.org screenshot of it. Look at the subscriber count. Oh my how we've grown. :D

cocaine

I would like to talk to/see some pregnant women, the link above is the Kik group I run. If you lovely ladies just want to talk to me alone, my Kik is halo dragon. (Couldn't copy the image, hope the link to one counts.)

preggo

Does it count as femdom if the pain is accidental? At the least, this giantess makes the power relationship clear.

hentaifemdom

Maybe you're the runner-up but the first one to lose the race, almost only really counts in Horseshoes and hand grenades

Alice_on_thc, leggingsgonewild, pawg, asstastic, CedehsFavs

Another taste of last night: breaktime between the squirts. She nor[m]ally counts her gushes. Last night she lost count after 3 and [f]orgot how to count after eleventy slevin. ??

gonewild

An unusual customer - The young nun waits half in fear and half in anticipation as the futa prostitute counts the money. (OC)

futanari, futanarigames

A noise; footsteps on the trail. I quickly grab my shorts for a modicum of decency, but I don't hide quite yet. The timer is already counting down, and I'm determined to get the shot.

PublicBoys

Oh penis, how do I love thee? Let me count the veins! Turned so many heads today. Love these jeans, you CAN count the veins, especially in person. Funny watching people try not to stare.

u_observantsnark, VisiblePenisLine

My exgf called it the Womb Raider. Others call it the Toggle Bolt. Can't begin to count the pussies and assholes the head of my cock has wrecked on pull out!

u_observantsnark, cockheadlovers, bigonewild, Perfectdick, foreskin

You: bored, horny, counting down the minutes until work is over so you can go home eat dinner jerk off and sleep. You + my [gfe]: not bored, still horny, and counting down the minutes until work is over so you can come home and fuck me all night ? offerin

Sexsells, palegirls

Hey, there's a Game of the Decade contest contest going on over at GameFAQs and Persona 4:Golden is in the running. Help it win! Make sure to vote in all 4 battles and then click to submit your vote, otherwise it won't count. Link is in the comments. Than

hentai, rule34

Hey, there's a Game of the Decade contest contest going on over at GameFAQs and Persona 4:Golden is in the running. Help it win! Make sure to vote in all 4 battles and then click to submit your vote, otherwise it won't count. Link is in the comments. Than

futanari

Hey, there's a Game of the Decade contest contest going on over at GameFAQs and Nier Automata is in the running. Help it win! Make sure to vote in all 2 battles and then click to submit your vote, otherwise it won't count. Link is in the comments. Thank y

hentai, rule34

Hey, there's a Game of the Decade contest contest going on over at GameFAQs and Nier Automata is in the running. Help it win! Make sure to vote in all 2 battles and then click to submit your vote, otherwise it won't count. Link is in the comments. Thank y

futanari

Hey, there's a Game of the Decade contest contest going on over at GameFAQs and Nier Automata is in the running. Help it win! Make sure to vote in all 2 battles and then click to submit your vote, otherwise it won't count. Link is in the comments. Thank y

rule34

[OC] Not the whole drawing, since the whole thing doesn't rly count as bara I thought I'd remove the lighting and crop Ezra so we can see him better, cause man, he's a cutie

bara

me, deliberately wording a post's text so as to avoid contractions and hyphenations and stuff that makes it trickier to count the words, and then still getting called out for my username not checking out by someone who counted the words wrong

u_42words

Count the pokemon in this pic! ? (oc) (f)

DirtyGaming

"You really thought you could molest some random girl on the train? You're sick. You're also on a hidden camera.. If you don't do exactly what I say, count on your girlfriend finding out about your.. hobby." You could see the lips of the girl in the refle

AnimePossession

From the weekend, only the start of the work week and I am already counting the days till next weekend when I can work on helping my tan lines fade again (50(f))

40plusGoneWild

Counting down My top selling clips of the year! #3: “Secretly Gay Dick Sucking Training”

amaliax, manyvids, Femdom

Count all the freckles while you lather me up

SexyFrex

Join the debate! What counts as a chair underwater? I want to hear from the community and the mods!

chairsunderwater

Does this count as a voyeur flash, in the hotel room on first floor by the pool. Wife naked on the bed while anyone walking by has a perfect view.

VoyeurFlash

Counting down to the next time ? BBQ BJ OP

BehindTheSceneNSFW

the parking lot counts as public, right?

gwpublic

Newly single and low N-count but already heading down the path. Does she sleep with the guy she's been on 7 dates with and spends all day with or the rando she just met and will never see again?

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Counting money close the doors up s,,nap~clewflite

YuShinoda

The least you're counting on ahhhh s?n!ap~agoclands

Instagirlz

The clock's counting down s,,n-a'p=dropnirds?

JpopGravureIdols

The least you're counting on ahhhh snap*worntitle!

tentacleyiff

Count the shots

cum

I have played with chastity for the last 15 years. I just recently found a device I really like and of the 61 days since I found my Nub I have been locked 50 days 21 hours 26 minutes and counting. I actually had pretty much given up on the idea of chastit

chastityjourney