Jizz

Lets play a game called Spot the Lighter whilst playing another game called Underwear Roadtrip

gonewild

Know why it's called a kilt? Ah kilt the last person to call it a skirt.

genderfuck

During the Bush years, I got called a "left winger" for my views. When I complain about Obama for the same stuff, I get called a "right winger".

Libertarian

You know they call me gorgeous! ..but you're different! Call me whatever brings you the most pleasure! (bonus pic inside!)

ladybonersgw

18 y.o. and what you would call a "show-er". My high school swim team calls me the "horse" because of how fucking obscene I look in a speedo.

penis

Look at this Hypocrisy... This is from an article calling for the stop of calling it "The Fappening"

fappeningdiscussion

Fuck everything about the norco schedule change... These pics show half the pharmacies I called before I finally found one with norco in stock. Yes, I had to call more

opiates

When I asked my wife how the phone call went with her airport friend this afternoon, this is what she sent me. If he can make her cum twice like this on a short phone call then I can't wait to see what she will do the next time they're together.

wifesharing, bestofwives

Daddy won't stop calling me a nugget, so I made him a helpful chart to tell the difference. ...he still won't stop calling me a nugget

littlespace

Should I call the police? I'm thinking I should call the police

IHateLogan

Who is she? She acts in a porn video by “Digital Playground” called “Customer Satisfaction” starring Bruce Venture and Mea Melone. She plays Bruce’s wife in the video. Bruce calls her Bree/Brie in the video and her accent is British. So, can anyone tell m

porn

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan, introduced in 1872, by Horace Wilson, a teacher at the Kaisei School in Tokyo. The first team was called the Shimbashi Athletic Club and was established in 1878. Baseball is called 野球 (やきゅう; yakyū) in Japanese,

yaoi

"I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion, You ain't call the cops, you call the firestation" ? ? [Banner]

GoneErotic, LingerieGW

[Image] Some call it attention-whoring. I call it making the world a brighter place.

homegrowntits

Brethren and sisters, let us go down into the comments where an album of a beautiful creation, called Milana, awaits. Look hitherto wherein your eyes may take you, zooming in all her places, searching for flaws therein. Call your labor the flaw-seeking ad

FuckingPerfect

Should I call you the boss or should I call you daddy? [f]

gonewild

My exgf called it the Womb Raider. Others call it the Toggle Bolt. Can't begin to count the pussies and assholes the head of my cock has wrecked on pull out!

u_observantsnark, cockheadlovers, bigonewild, Perfectdick, foreskin

My girlfriend here has been acting a little different lately. She's been overly flirtatious and somehow she's wearing one of my crazy ex-girlfriend's crystal necklaces! She even called me by one of the nicknames my Ex used to call me... weird right? What

bodyswap

Some called it "medicine" ... she called it a great way to start the weekend.

bondagehumor

OP calls it the Social Distancer, I call it the Wartenberg Wheel 2000 [ x-post from /r/woodworking ]

BdsmDIY

Marilyn Monroe - Playboy centerfold - 1st issue ever 1953 (called Sweetheart of the Month because it wasn't until the next issue that they began calling these women Playmates of the Month)

vgb, NostalgiaFapping, PervertsPlace, u_gushgooly

This is how I sit in my room waiting for my dad or brother to come in and cum on my teen body. I fantasize of the cum going into my asshole and me farting it out onto their cocks. Call me a slut, call me depraved. I'm not afraid of hiding my lust for cock

DirtyConfession

Notice how the doorframe on the right is obviously bending towards her. But don't bother calling her out, she'll call you a troll.

NSFW_Frauds

TIL calling out the frauds is a bannable offense, and that pathetic is a bad word. "You can't call them out! That's not a very positive comment in our positive-only-safespace!" The edited post I called out wasn't even removed. What an A-Grade mod they've

NSFW_Frauds

The curves got it called banana (m)

gonewild, cock, MassiveCock

You call them THICC, I call the HOT.

TrueFMK, iluvnakedchicks, u_Gooordooo, u_iwannafuckmcns, CentaurGirls

Taking a sales call at the worst time [Hold the Moan][Phone Call][Creampie][Impregnation]

hentaicaptions, u_JosephineTheDragonQ

Women of the 50s have been something else! Once they called those swimsuits, now they call them dresses!

sexygirls

The Vixen calls out Monet.

RPDRDRAMA

Is my baby okay ? The one prior looked almost metallic grey. Tried calling the local hospital but got transfered to Telehealth and they said a nurse will call me back in 12 hours. Nothing calming has come from Google searching so asking complete strangers

baby

Most slave kennels call it "the pit." In New York, they call it a cozy studio apartment.

bondagehumor, u_vickkodvbeach

The Vixen calls out Monet.

RPDRDRAMA

Would you call these bedroom eyes? Would you if I called you to the bedroom? (f) 39

milf

“And while I agree - and who wouldn’t? - that being in Love is the optimum, I have learned that what we call love, or at least what I called love, was often only a ferocious physical attraction.” ― Sari Gilbert, My Home Sweet Rome: Living (and Loving) in

obsf

Call ahead so I can have everything ready when you get to the office. contact me for nudes : mitchell39shawks@yahoo.com

BusinessBabes

Call me a prisoner of the highway snap rivesgirly2

KylerQuinn_

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time.

BikiniBodies

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. S C: tine_brooke22

facial

Call me if you need some lovin for the night ?

HookMaiden

The mountains are calling [F]

HentaiGroping