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I tried to congratulate our friends at /r/Sander4President but things got out of control really fast

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NOT MY OC I FOUND IT ON FACEBOOK BUT THIS IS SO TRUE FOR ALL YOU TROOLS AND HATERS!!!

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THIS IS NOT MY MEME BUT THIS IS DANK AF!!!!!!!!!!

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I know I posted something very similar to this, but I can't help myself...IT'S TOO FUCKING RAD

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I WANT TO BELIEVE SO BAD BUT ITS HARD TO KNOW 4 SURE!!!!!!!!!!!

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I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD AN I THINK JESUS WAS A CRAZY PSYOPATH IN HIS TIME BUT YOU GOTTA WONDER LOL!!!

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NOT ONLY IS IT COMMON COURTESY BUT IT JUST MAKES FCKIN SENSE, MFER

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POKEMON GO IS GAY BUT IF UR NOT TEAM VALOR UR EVEN MORE GAY MFER

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I MIGHT GET DETENTION FOR THIS BUT IDGAF MISS ROBINSON

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U GUYS R SICK FRIENDS BROS I CANT USE PAINT BUT THIS IS HANDMADE BICHES!

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THERE'S NOTHIN WRONG WITH IT, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW I ROLL!!

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I RESPECT YOUR FAMILY BUT IM A REALLY SENSITIVE PERSON!!!!!!

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I APPRECIATE WHAT YOUR DOING REDDIT BUT GET YOU'RE ACT TOGETHER PLEASE!!!

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/R/IAMVERYBADASS DIDN'T LIKE THIS BUT I THINK IT'S A NICE SHIRT

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GUYS I GET THAT YOU'RE BUSY BUT I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS GAME FOR YOU MFERS!!!! OK???

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I UNDERSTAND IF YOU NEED TO TELL ME SOMETHING DAD, BUT RESPECT MY PRIVACY

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(I'm sorry for this one, but liberals want Sharia law) Ban Dogs. #ShariaForAmerica

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I LOVE MY MOMMA BUT THIS SH**T RUINS MY LUNCHTIME!!!!!!

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I LOVE AND RESPECT YOU MOM BUT ITS A TWO WAY STREET

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I APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW MFER!!!

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I MAY HAVE TAKEN A FEW (1O) MONSTER™ ENERGY DRINKS BUT LOOK WAHT IT BROUGHT US!!! ! HE WILL YEAH!!!!!!!

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Stephen Colbert, like all far leftists, projects. He referred to our God Emperor as Putins cock-holster. It turns out that Stephen Colbert is nothing but a Soros cock-holster.

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I CAN TO MFERS BUT I THINK SHAVING IS BADASS!!!!!!

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IMGUR.COM IS AN EXTREMELY HOSTILE TERRITORY BUT NOT EVERYBODY THERE ARE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!

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I DO NO HARM BUT I TAKE NO FUCKN SHIT

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YOU MFERS THINK I'M PLAYIN... BUT I AINT FUCKEN PLAYIN!!!

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STICKS AND STINES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME

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Look, I know there are theories of a false flag event being staged by Antifa, but this is pretty fucking damning and I think it warrants a discussion. See pic, and fair warning,[NSFW] [NSFL].

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MY FIRST H*CKING POST HERE I'M NOT VERY ORIGINAL OR FUNNY IN MY CONTENT BUT I KNOW YOU MFERS WILL LOVE ME ANYWAYS AROOOOOOO

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SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG BUT MY BROTHER HAD TO TEACH ME HOW TO PHOTOSHOP!!!

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KAREN I KNOW YOU WANT ME BUT I HAVENT FUCKEN FINISHED YET

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LOVE YOU DAD BUT YOU MADE MOM CRY AND I CAN'T FORGIVE THAT AWOOOO!

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I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS BUT YOU GOTTA CUT IT OUT CUZ IT MAKES ME FEEL UNWANTED

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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STRICTLY FOR LUNCH BUT I CAN'T HELP IT THERE TOO GOOD!!!!!!

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YOUR HOT AS HE'LL BUT OUR PERSONALITIES JUST DON'T MATCH UP!!!!!!!!

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VALENTINES DAY IS COMING UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT I GIVE YOU MY PERMISSION TO USE THIS AS A PICKUP LINE ON A HOT BABE OR A HUNKY DUDE!

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YOU THOUGHT I DID BUT YOU THOUGHT FUCKEN WRONG!!

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I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S AN INDUSTRY STANDARD BUT I DON'T BUY IT, MFER

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I'VE GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO PUT THESE BUT BULLYING REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS BROTHERS

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I REALLY DONT CARE MFER BUT U SHOULD STILL CUM HANG OUT

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I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THOSE BOMBASS TEXT EFFECTS BUT I DID MY BEST WITH SNAPCHAT

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GIVING IT YOUR 110% IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUT SOMETIMES RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN MFERS!!!!

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I MAY BE SMALL BUT MY MONEY'S WORTH JUST AS MUCH

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IM A HARDCORE TOUGH HOMBRE BUT MY EARS SURE AINT

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THIS MAY BE OVERDONE AS FUCK BUT MY DAD HAS BEEN GIVING ME SHIT RECENTLY SO I HAD TO LET LOOSE !!!!!!

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REALLY DONT APRECIATE IT MFER BUT STILL HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!!

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I KNOW IM NEW HERE BUT NOT TOO NEW TO SAY YOU SHOULD RESPECT YOURE FRIENDS!!

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WE LOST A BADASS MFER TODAY, BUT HE WILL CRANK ON IN OUR HEARTS! YOU TRULY DID GO DOWN IN HISTORY STEFÁN KARL STEFÁNSSON, WE AROOO FOR YOU TODAY!

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I LOVE YOU SUSAN BUT SOMETIMES YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS TO BE A MAN

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I AM A SIMPLE MOTHERFUCKER!!! BUT DO NOT UNDERESTEMATE ME!

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I'm not saying this is actually John Podesta and Valerie Jarrett attending a party. But it sure looks strange.

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