Jizz

See the bike in the background? Yea it was stolen off my porch. /Just wanted to rant 1960's Murray with pinstripping. Friggin bastards.

pics

2 Girls eating titties. Notice the sneaky bastard in the back !!!

Boobies, pics

I (male) saw the shape in the blue space of the cloud immediately. My female friend doesn't see anything. Can you see it too or am I just a sick bastard? (Possibly NSFW)

funny

I just got stood up, GWC. So I'm here to show the stupid bastard what he missed out on. ;)

gonewildcurvy

International level Cross Border Faggotry in the holy land which belonged to India (POK). Nuke the countries of these two bastards

bakchodi

[f]uck the judgmental bastards over at GoneWild. I'm staying where I'm loved ;) Oh. And here's to being home alone!

gonewildcurvy

[SPOILER] Perhaps the best scene from MLPFIM#9 - Andy Price you magnificent bastard!

mylittlepony

Whoever sits behind her is the luckiest bastard on the planet

serafuka, serafuku, AsianUpskirt

I feel like I could have been an actress back in the day, the overly cheesy kind that'd appear in movies with Jimmy Stewart, in which time I could feed off of all the good natured vibes you just knew that bastard radiated:3

selfshots

The website editors at wikiHow are either: (A) crazy bastards or (B) unaware of this entry.

screenshots

The lucky bastard who took this picture looks like he's about to have a nice day!

NSFWFunny

This is my Brazilian wife. This is why I feel like the luckiest bastard on the planet.

RealGirls

I've had the pleasure of being with many older women. This is the current one that I've been seeing and she loves attention she gets from other men. 43/f I'm 26/m. I'm one lucky bastard.

realolderwomen

i was at the louvre, and i'll be damned, i guess the ancient greeks were pretty huge fans of the big bastard! (possibly [NSFW])

sips

those blasphemous hedonistic tic-tac bastards should be burned at the stake and crucified to feel the pain that jesus felt [NSFW]

WackyTicTacs, MinionHate

One lucky bastard in the woods

SexyFrex, girlswithfreckles

25/F/US - Well, you bastards got me onto the front page like I wanted! My pussy was the most requested picture so here you go! I took this just for you ;]

gonewild, breastsubever

An Innocent Man is stabbed in the Eye with a Pool Cue by a Fat Bastard.

watchpeopledie, wince

When you have the best wife and sister in the world and they get the supreme rulers of the world to help give the succ; aka Shining Armor is a lucky bastard (big-mac-115)

TrueClop, ClopClop

Lucky bastard. The one on the left got my load

JizzedToThis

EA might be the evil bastards, but they still get something right now and then

ImGoingToHellForThis

Look At This Smug Bastard! Acts Like He Owns the Place!

fatsquirrelhate

A lucky bastard living the dream

MistyFucks, PokePorn

(F) The answer to my previous post is 43 with 3 kids. Thanks for the ego boost guys (except for one bastard who guessed right)!

gonewild

Shout out to all the ugly bastards out there. I love you all <3

hentaimemes

i was able to get a quick shot of one of the shifty fucking bastards who hang out in the parking lot by work. the motherfuckers chased me to my car. barely got away with my life. be careful people, squirrels are fucking dangerous

fatsquirrelhate

Fat bastard sat on the bird feeder so long it bent. Nearly ate all the seed.

fatsquirrelhate

This fat bastard wants to pilage my bird feeder. I bet the obese fuck can't jump up more than 2 inches off the ground

fatsquirrelhate

Pick The Girl With The Glasses, You Bastards

TrueFMK, hotsororitygirls

My dumb friend foolishly believes, that his lovely amazing beautiful wife, is carrying around his & their first child. When I’m the lucky bastard, that’s actually gotten to powerfully breed her. When begging me to get her pregnant. As the result of he

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The Red Violin: German Bastard Sword

omniqueryinitiative

Bastards of the Sea

u_bleubombshell

fat bastard blocking the view

fatsquirrelhate

It started off as an beyond amazing day: I was the luckiest bastard in the world, winning the lottery! "You can finally start a new life!" they said. They had no idea how right they were. Apparently some older lady caught wind of my winnings and showed up

bodyswap

[Switching#2]Tyrone was an ungrateful bastard until the company put him in the sex craving body of janice. now he only craves cock

bodyswap

Burn it all to the fucking ground until the Orange Bastard and his supporters are nothing more than villains in our kids' history books

worldpolitics

This skinny fat bastard came up to my car and had the audacity to try and mooch food.

fatsquirrelhate

Planned this shot for months before coming to the US, but I didn't expect the sun to make the rails golden. Sometimes photography is just about being a lucky bastard.

u_1086723

Shaiden and the lucky bastard. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on makefastdate.com to contact me!

WorshipShaidenRogue

Shaiden and the lucky bastard. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on makefastdate.com to contact me!

WorshipShaidenRogue

Look at this lucky bastard, he was the first one at the Orgy to ask for this

orgy

Shaiden and the lucky bastard. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

WorshipShaidenRogue

My bf’s the luckiest bastard

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That Bastard Look Im looking for a partner follow the instructions on momentgirlcom to contact me Ti. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl DOT com to contact me!

Fuckmeat2

Don't worry boys, she's not married SINCE FUCKING VALVE WON'T FINISH THE GOD DAMN COMIC. GABE YOU FAT BASTARD YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH 2000 YEARS OF CONSTANT EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FUCKING COCONUT MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? FINISH THE GOD D

tf2lewd

The broken bastard that I am s'nap>drunkboal!

SocksNSFW

Hentai MCs confused by the rise of Ugly Bastards

hentaimemes

Here's to the men who won you, the losers who lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.

BBW