Jizz

I've never understood how people managed to see a face when they look at the moon because I can never see one. But tonight, I can say that it has been added to the repertoire of things that haunts my nightmare.

Minecraft

My ladyfriend tells me that my cock is massive and that it should be posted up on here.

MassiveCock

Someone just said that it was disproportionate to the size if my body...but also said that was not a bad thing ;)

MassiveCock

The reason that sex is so popular is that it's centrally located.

SexRobot

[F] I wore a boring white t-shirt today, but I like to think that it's what's underneath that really matters.

gonewild

Ok guys. I paid 15$ for this in California. That sound right? Was told that it's 3 grams.

TreesAppraisal

When my FWB tells me he doesn't want to date me and that it's ok for me to go do my own thing and the proceeds to flip the fuck out on me when I do just that

TrollXChromosomes

I got 4 teeth removed and that it hurts, is this normal? Should i go see my dentist for that?

medical

[NSFW] I got my nipple pierced 3 days ago and I'm worried that my barbel is too short or that it was too deeply pierced. what do you guys think ? (still a bit blue and swollen)(hard and soft nipples)

piercing

TIL that Henry Ford was the first Industrial Giant to give his workers both Saturday and Sunday off, in hope that it would encourage more leisure use of automobiles, and thus popularizing the idea of the "weekend".

Honors6thFloor

Now that it's over, I have to ask what the fuck was that on Ava's boob? [NSFW]

justified

I discovered that I love to be spanked... So hard that it makes me crumble. What do you think of my Master's work?

asstastic

MD feminists: to be sexy to the superior Men your inferiority prefers, you need to be so stupid, that it'd be impossible a superior woman would behave like that, so the actuality of your inferiority gets well proved. In terms of perfect straight sex, femi

maledom

Becoming a phone sex operator helped me realize that it's okay if I love myself, even with my stomach. Not that I'm not still trying to kickass and lose weight! Please jack off to the thought of cumming on my tits

Gonewilds_Secret

Considering the amount of people seeing the surprising message on CAH's website, here's proof that it works just fine in landscape mode and that the message is a joke

cardsagainsthumanity

So MD feminists are finally realizing their female gender's inferiority, but their female brains are still failing to understand that it's their inferiority that makes them need helping feminist policies from the governement, like disabled people. /r/male

maledom

TIL that it is very likely that X23's hymen grows back after every time she has sex.

comics

You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would a lier, if I were to say to you, girl we couldn't get much higher.

treesgonewild

There's no way that it's just a coincidence that Juliet and cancer end the same way.

ImGoingToHellForThis

(Slightly NSFW) Just a pic i found that i like, but hate that it's in b&w

colorizebot

"Seems like yesterday your eyes craved this way. Into my soul you stared and bored down every (f)ear. We built our own house, own house, with the hands over our hearts. And we swore on that day that it'll never fall apart."

gonewild

[M/S] Josh doesn’t realize that his mom actually feels guilty when she cheats on his dad. Not that it stops here.

taboocaptions

This is the third time that your Mom told your bully that it's the last time

mommybully

She waited, knowing that the first knot on her to be undone would be the hip knots ... and that it would be a while before the other knots were undone.

SFandFslavegirls

[OC] How did I know that it was too cold outside for something like that? My nips told me. ❄️?

OnOff

(M).im.not doing that shit I'm down stairs watching YouTube you know where I'm at and if you read them p.ms you know what to do. Just give me a heads up if yo'ur really cumming. And i.dont give a fuck about that it's yo'ur life now male me taste you 2nigh

gonewild

You do realize that just because I'm on my knees sucking your cock on command that it doesn't exactly give you the green light to continue bullying my son... Right?

mommybully

(M) im not on that i promise im done on this page crzy i was on here talking to and playing with different ppl when me and Her broke up thats it this done man .?????only reason i was playing is cuz they was done man

gonewild

The voting results are here! Come see what all of you chose for me! (Sorry that it's not very pretty. That's a different department.)

StrangeAttractor42

When her boyfriend said that she should visit his friend, this wasn't what she expected, but now that it happened, she didn't complain

Pronsideaplace

Not that confident about my size but been told a few times that it's good. What do you think?

PHLadyBonersGoneWild

6 months of progress: A reminder that it is not linear and that relapse is a part of recovery ❤️

CompulsiveSkinPicking

A girl who shows off her ass like that must love getting fucked in the ass. Lets all use her asshole as a masturbation toy and cum so hard up her butt that it shoots out her mouth.

JizzedToThis, ass, u_TheresaSwallows, jobuds

So someone told me that it's not cheating if I blur my nipples. Is that true?

AsiansGoneWild

Brie Larson hosting Jimmy Kimmel: "My agent said that this dress would help improve my public image, and judging by all the boners you guys in the audience are desperately trying to hide, I guess that it's working!"

JerkOffToCelebs, WorshipBrieLarson

So someone told me that you guys have a rule saying I have to post a selfie with a cock in my mouth? Why is that, it's super embarrassing...

AsiansGoneWild

26F. Bored. Natural curly hair that I had to cut so that it can be huge again. Rate me?

Rateme

My husband and I swapped a month ago, and he’s been really impulsive in my body lately. As soon as he finishes for me, he needs a snack. I scolded him that it’ll go straight to my thighs, when I suddenly remembered that my period hasn’t hit him yet. Could

bodyswap

As I approached our meeting place,a beautiful women was smiling at me. I didn’t recognize until I got closer that It was my old body! My swap partner was clearly taking better care of my body than I ever did. He wore a dress that I hadn’t fit in since col

bodyswap

From "oh...thats it?" to "nah that wont fit"

grower

When I found this naked girl abandoned outside, I immediately understood that it was a trapped bodysuit. If I didn't want to be trapped in a young woman's body, I knew that my grandmother, her, would be delighted...

OldAgeRegression

Mommy Gal has promised me that she won't tell daddy that it was actually I, her sweet naughty loving boy, who got her pregnant

CelebrityMommy

+++ YOU CAN LOOK FOR OTHER GIRLS BUT WHY? YOU HAVE FOUND ME ALREADY AND I THINK THAT IT'S ENOUGH. THE MORE THAT MY ONLYFANS IS FREE +++

onlyfansgirls101

"Hmm? What's that, honey? O-oh, right here, right now? S-sure honey.. let me just bend over for you." Those were my mommy's exact words. She knew that it was better to just go along with whatever I told her. (M4F Longterm Detailed Roleplay)

HentaiAndRoleplayy

You should know that any breast can be photographed so that it will appear large;)

TinyTits, aa_cups, smallboobs, boobs, funsized, LegalTeensGW, cheatingwives

I was told that stockings and lingerie had to be always the same color. I think that it isn't necessary. And what is your opinion?

stocking_paradise

??? 4'11'' 93lbs - Still posting & hoping to make even just one Redditor's day BRIGHTER, in this sea of DARKNESS we now find ourselves in. And know that I love you and always will, and that it totally does not matter, at all, if I'm a just another wei

BellyButtons, Innie, FatPussyLovers, SpinnerStatus, FitNakedGirls, fitgirls, u_GhigoTrieste

??? 4'11'' 93lbs - Still posting & hoping to make even just one Redditor's day BRIGHTER, in this sea of DARKNESS we now find ourselves in. And know that I love you and always will, and that it totally does not matter, at all, if I'm a just another wei

cleavage, mycleavage

??? 4'11'' 93lbs - Still posting & hoping to make even just one Redditor's day BRIGHTER, in this sea of DARKNESS we now find ourselves in. And know that I love you and always will, and that it totally does not matter, at all, if I'm a just another wei

PerkyChubby, perkytits

Imagine That It Is Your Hole That Is Shaking My Cock.Full Video.

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Body... Thats it...Thats the caption LOL smooches

SexyOnlyfansGirls, chubby

I'm a bit shy because i know to my self that it aint that big right?

howbig