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Super Duper Nice Guy Gets Wrong Pizza, Gives 100$ Dollar Tip Anyway. Can Confirm, Am Sausage.

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[NSFW] redditor's kid takes DBZ a little too literally. Happened? I don't know...

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Husband loves chicken (Mr.Corn) more than wife, tragedy occurs. (True story fr. 1947 Comic, 'Crime Doesn't Pay')

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Man on drugs peels off face, feeds dogs, lives to tell the tale.

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Daughter owns her dad, gets grounded. No raegrets

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Redditor claims to have shown his dick to Spanish teacher to assert dominance along with a number of other ridiculous sexual encounters. [NSFW]-ish

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For sure

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So, so proud of you!

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Father tells his child a joke about Minnie fucking Goofy. Child repeats for 1st grade show and tell. Good times were had by all.

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Definitely happened, confirmed as I am the dad.

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Teacher loves OP, hates shitty student OP dislikes, publicly humiliates him (x-post from /r/iamverysmart/)

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I went to an all-male Catholic school, and this is our alumni page. $100% true, am fat Mexican girl.

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Guy sells his own dried semen as cocaine

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Totally go kicked out of Kroger, for the third time, AFTER he paid for his stuff.

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Man gets punched twice in the balls for making an obvious joke

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Gay Bear Has Sex With Over 300 Men; Dislikes Condoms Because of His Massive Dick

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Guy refuses sex with hot, naked woman, says he's not desperate

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Man hears neighbour having sex. Neighbour lolz!

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Horny teenager forgets to lock the door while receiving head. What happens next will absolutely shock you!

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Holy Dildo!

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My friend is an Admissions Officer at a prestigious private university. Here is a sexually explicit admission essay that she received. NSFW

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Guy gets a boner in class. You won't believe what happens next!

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My buddy yelling at Facebook for giving him a three day block. NSFW

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Happens every damn time [NSFW]

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[NSFW]Friend's Father chimes in to a picture.

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My little sister is the Godmother.

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Not only is he great in bed, but her boyfriend baz is great at initialisms.

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Dad walks in on his daughter having sex but just wants to borrow her daughters weed. Can confirm, am unpunished boyfriend

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Teacher asks boys why they draw penises, fixes penis drawing problem.

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[NSFW] Found on Facebook #Blackdinnersmatter

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A story about adolescence, privacy, and Russian.

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Posted to a video on r/watchpeopledie of a guy drowning of hypothermia

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Cruel teenagers kill mama cat's 'kits'!

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Family spells LOVE

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Reddit pokemon thread scores a HJ

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Accidentally Texts Father Twice

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Redditor once made a gay woman go straight.

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Small gathering turns into crazy orgy!

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When going to the toilet goes wrong

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A long time ago, like back on March 5th, long time ago!

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This Redditor Cut His Penis!

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Teachers hate 'em! Student gets an automatic $100% on their next test after department head can't answer their impossible question.

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True Chad shows us how it's done and puts it in a 7.5-8's ass.

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20% of strangers accept this guy's offer of sex!

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Taxi Cab Confessions

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Dad walks in on son eating out his GF's ass. Slapstick hilarity ensues!

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Train carriage breaks into applause (NSFW language)

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Gentlesir Charms M'Lady With His Powers of Deduction

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Either that, or she peed herself

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When you make a killing cutting trees but you can't give up the pizza delivery game and its swarms of swooning women

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Yeah sure thing buddy

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Yup, and he totally dated one of the girls gone wild girls too.

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NSFW Anal 101

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Little cousin draws lewd Frozen fanart (NSFW)

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Smh

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A cop, a lawyer, and a woke citizen vs Walmart

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On a video of a Female police officer saving a disabled man from getting run over by a train but not quite getting his feet of the tracks.

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8.5 inches clapped

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