Jizz

What's that sound?

cardsagainsthumanity

My per(f)ect night is cuddling on the couch (naked!) reading and eating peanut butter out of the jar. Does that sound good to anyone else?

gonewild

Beard and a smile? That sound OK? Hope so!

ladybonersgw

Your belt. That sound. [f]

GoneWildPlus

IT LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID THIS IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

spacedicks

That sounds like a personal problem. [Slightly NSFW]

funny

My current fantasy is to make a ridiculously sexy album with a lady redditor soon...hot damn that sounds enticing. Well, if anybody's in the seattle area ;]

ladybonersgw

36[f] Alright guys, you asked for it. Three in one night! (That sounds way dirtier than it is...)

gonewild

What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.

AssOnTheGlass

Ok guys. I paid 15$ for this in California. That sound right? Was told that it's 3 grams.

TreesAppraisal

Actual flag of GANS, a Russian, homosexual, nazi organization. Three things that sound very weird together.

vexillology, metacanada

Hmm, yes, that sounds interesting

DownBra

I don't know... that sounds awfully specific.

lolgrindr

Maybe you could play with my bum and my feet too. How does that sound? (F)

gonewild

What's that sound homer Simpson makes when he's thinking about a donut and drooling; kind of a gargling sound. That's how I feel about this image! [x-post /r/nipples]

brunette, Nipples

CHAMBERS OF REFLECTION? THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BOTTOM OF MY SHORTS AFTER A BIG-ASS FART!

DIRTYNATIONX

[F/M/D/D] The hills are alive with more than that sound of music

wincest

Getting these humps in under the wire. That sounds vaguely wrong.

onmww

(M) ok that video that sounds like I'm stirring a pot of Mac and cheese got my pants off. Make me touch my self for you

gonewild

Oh, no, far too late, pet. I heard that. You know what? You have a new rule; You don't ever get to suppress a moan, squeak, or whimper. Now then. Let's see if I can't get you to make that sound again.

gentlefemdom

What about i(f) we play hide and seek ? the thing is that you have to seek for any wet part of my body, how does that sounds to you ?

gonewild

Whats that sound?!

futanari

the sounds of you fucking me. i love that sound [oc]

pussy, u_knicksnskins2133

Uhm, that sounds a bit rapey, Mr Zook.

AIDungeonNSFW

Let's just spend all day in bed... does that sound good? [F]

GoneMild

You've won a chastity lockup competition! What do you mean you didn't enter and that sounds like a punishment?

chastitychoice, keyholdercaptions, u_A-Great-Disguise

Man I love that sound.

wholesomehentai, hentaimemes

[image] my stay at home milf (that sounds very appropriate now!) always jokes that she'll walk out naked like this the next time my friends and I get too drunk and stay up too late :)

40plusGoneWild, amateur_milfs

I'll help you quench your thirst, and when we're done I'll even give you some of this cold brew, how does that sound??☕?

CoffeeGoneWild

Fun fact: although I have a really thick booty, I also have a really tight pussy. How does that sound to you? ? (oc)

SpreadEm

Feeling like humping on your face on humping day, does that sound good to you?

PetiteGoneWild

Absolutely gorgeous. A new favorite of mine...............fuck that sounds terrible. Oh well. Try to take that statement in the best way possible.

u_LordRavenwood

Jiggle my jugs? Now that sounds (f)un

gonewild, NudeCutie, u_uuuuhokay

Spreading my pussy so you can breed me while my ass is plugged, does that sound like a good Monday plan?

BreedingMaterial

I’m still missing my pump, don’t you just love that sound? ? ?

lactation, u_F31sty

ok so i got an idea, u suck on my ghosties and i'll suck on your something else ? how does that sound? [OC]

ghostnipples, UnderboobTattoo

Dude, if you complain that my socks stink one more time, THIS is where I'm going to put your face. Then you'll REALLY have some stinky socks to complain about. How's that sound?

gayfootfetish, MaleFootGear

I don't fit into the BBC stereotype and it's actually quite an insecurity of mine, as stupid as that sounds. Do I look good enough? I have no experience in bed whatsoever so I don't know how well I fare compared to the average Joe.

normalnudes

Meat eaters- “Tofurkey? What’s even in that? That sounds so gross.” Also meat eaters (Courteney Cox from Friends)-

vegancirclejerk

Would love to bang Candice Swanepoel's ass against a tree while listening the jangling sound her bracelets make with every pump she takes from behind. That sound would be like a guide about the tempo, other than her moaning level.

VictoriasSecretNSFW

Would love to bang Candice Swanepoel's ass against a tree while listening the jangling sound her bracelets make with every pump she takes from behind. That sound would be like a guide about the tempo, other than her moaning level.

VictoriasSecretNSFW

Would love to bang Candice Swanepoel's ass against a tree while listening the jangling sound her bracelets make with every pump she takes from behind. That sound would be like a guide about the tempo, other than her moaning level.

VictoriasSecretNSFW

Hi hi! I'm a 5'0" naughty lil' girl with D cup boobs, that sound fun to you? ?

RealGirls, curvy

You can start by sucking my cock, then eat my pussy out, and finish with your tongue in my ass. How does that sound?

MissLofn, u_mountainsarecool15

Every day is leg day, wait that sounds terrible don't

gonewild30plus, u_jaytee356, fitgirls

You can spend Monday morning playing with my feet, how's that sound? ?

VerifiedFeet

Spammers are boycotting r/theratio. That sounds awful. There will only be 10 submitters left, and they will have all 500,000 subscribers to themselves, and since they follow the rules, I won't have to do shit. Sounds like a nightmare. Go away.

theratio

Yes, that sounds awesome

ella_hollywood

Help me do the yard work and I’ll work on you. Does that sounds like a deal?

RealGirls