Jizz

Find an Asian

texts, funny

It sounds like he's feeling better...

texts, funny

Reason I love her

texts

Planning lunch, the English way - Possibly [NSFW] (language)

texts, funny

Real conversations with real people

texts, funny

I pray to get texts from wrong numbers.

funny, texts

Probably NSFW. But hilarious.

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Steak and a blowjob

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Regarding the Maury episode where Crystal exchanged rimjobs for pizza...

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Naughty files and folders.

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Dick cancer. (NSFW)

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i can just imagine the guy yelling at his computer screen

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My SO was Asking to be Punished Today

texts, screenshots

We were both watching Starcraft! :O Alive Gaem

starcraft, funny, screenshots, texts, StarcraftCirclejerk, SubtleNudity, mistyfront

Slightly NSFW: Ex wife likes to send random photos. What's in your closet?

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Chocolate moon

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Went to the Sprint store and found this conversation on one of the phones

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Beasties for the testies. FU Autocorrect (NSFW)

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OMFG... Don't tempt me!

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Thankfully, my mom has a good sense of humor

funny, texts

Contemplating Masturbation....(OC)

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This just happened

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My brother and I got way too bakers dozen this past summer

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Guy talk, Taylor Swift. - NSFW language

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My friend is unfamiliar with reddit, so I got him started by introducing him to /r/bustypetite

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Sexy text from my wife (possibly NSFW)

funny, texts

I'm a huge fan of my Bernie Emoji...

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She is definitely girlfriend material.

texts, funny

The weirdest response to a sext I have ever gotten.

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[NSFW] Mans gotta have a code

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My mouth will probably get me fired someday

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[NSFW] tfw my group chat gets technical

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Kick in the door

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Yard art

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My friend and I making fun of Eddie redmayne and the oscars apparent love of him

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Spent too long on the toilet...

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My Friend's Puns Went Right Over My Head

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Mature Appreciation for a Grilled Cheese Recipe

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A normal conversation. Ft: Shakespeare and flatulence

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Won’t have a problem hitting my deductible this year [NSFW]

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This is what happens when you talk about sex and also about getting a dog at the same time

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Girlfriend almost died laughing

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My friend hits me up for the first time in 2 years and this is what happens? (NSFW)

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Just call me beautiful

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Flirting with the wife while at work...

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I thought it was a robot

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Introducing an old buddy to some music and some txt-speak NSFW

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