Jizz

Holy Freaking Crap! Why didn't anyone tell me xkcd had mouseover text? Now I've got to go back through them all...

comics

Friend texts me picture of penis, I reply back with a better picture of his penis (NSFW)

funny, WTF

When someone doesn't text you back ... (first try)

nsfw

I was away on vacation for 2 weeks. Came back to this, what a pleasant surprise! [NSFW text]

gaming

Told my friend that Cardinal Timothy Dolan has 20/1 odds of becoming the next pope. She texts me back with only this.

dolan

I met with this gal about a year ago while she was in town. She just sent me a text saying she is back and she wants to take me out on a date!

Tgirls

Wife went to my guy to grab us some green. She sent this text. "Sorry, babe. Looks like I'll be awhile. He has a few of his boys here. I'm cornered in a back bedroom and they said I'm not leaving till they are 'through with me'!" five minutes later I got

Cuckold

Took a picture of my friend with Waka, sent it to a few people, got back this edit. (NSFW text)

funny

My friend texted me this today; she works at a thrift store and a Star Wars action figure got donated. Processing failed to realize that on the back of the package was a homoerotic fan fiction complete with this snazzy picture.

funny

Found this in the back of one of my text books (NSFW )

funny

My future boss send me a text saying he was impressed with my 1st answer. I'm confused I never answered him back. Now he wants to know if there is anything else I wanted to be "up front" about. My wife again sent him an answer without my knowledge.

AmateurWifes, wifesharing

My future boss send me a text saying he was impressed with my 1st answer. I'm confused I never answered him back. Now he wants to know if there is anything else I wanted to be "up front" about. My wife again sent him an answer without my knowledge.

AmateurWifes

[Question] Can anyone help me get the microphone back on my keyboard so I can send voice messages and use voice text ? ( ios 8.1.2)

jailbreak

S"So after dinner we are just going to come back here, I'll text you once he leaves"

Hotwivesprep

I'm away from my bed for the day, but I'd love to do a text [rate] for you. $25 cumshot rating with 10 of my nudes back!

Sexsells

19 f horny text me a dick pic at 256.476.6408 and I'll send apic back :)

Nude_Selfie

[20f] Hi petite asian college student looking for a daddy to spoil if he can soil me back! pics, vids, live shows, texts and chats! :) Can't wait to play with you!

SugarBaby, Sexsells

Inexpensive [kik] text sessions. Help me get back into the game after taking a break for school! [lit] [rate]

Sexsells

That's the kind of photo shoot women do for alphas. They don't even text you back.

betaporn, censorbox

Would you text me back?

TinyTits, ratemyboobs

My wife texting black guys behind my back! (Probably)

BlackWorldOrder

You later got a text from your neighbor saying they could hear you and your wife fucking in the back yard.

xxxcaptions

You later got a text from your neighbor saying they could hear you and your wife fucking in the back yard.

xxxcaptions

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HentaiSource, HentaiCity

[22f] [OC] I've finally completely converted to BBC. how could I ever go back to my boyfriend's little dick after this? whenever my bull even texts me I get so wet... I need a real man's cum inside me every day

amateurgirlsbigcocks, BBC_Addict, BBCparadise, BBCSluts, slutwife, Hotwife

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HentaiSource

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HentaiSource

When I would text a crush on AIM back in the day

u_abacat90

Hold on let me text him back

BlowjobGirls, SlutMouth, IWantToSuckCock

LF Mono Source: 1girl, bed sheet, blonde hair, blush, breath, eyebrows visible through hair, fate grand order, fgo, fingernails, foreign text, hair between eyes, hand on own face, jeanne alter, lower teeth, on back, open mouth, sidelocks, sweat, teeth, to

HentaiSource

LF Mono Source: 1boy, 1girl, 1other, arms up, black hair, bow bra, breast grab, breast squeeze, breath, drool, finger in another's mouth, foreign text, frilled bra, frills, from above, long hair, lying on back, saliva, school uniform, serafuku, shirt lift

HentaiSource

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HentaiSource

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HentaiSource

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