Jizz

The horse has sung. Please contact your local legislature and tell them you want this community banned.

KarmaHorse

How people view me after I tell them that I'm bisexual...

pics

when people ask about my love of sloths, i tell them one thing...

slothporn

3 Girls with bare tits at the beach. The right one is telling them to fuck off to the kitchen.

beach

Don't tell them about my boomerangs

funny

If any of you know these two you should tell them that pants are required in the Boom-Boom Room.

UniversityofKansas

"Remember to tell them no touching, baby."

badmothers

So, rather often, people are surprised when I tell them how old I am. So, take your guess, ladies. What do you think? And, if you already know, no cheating and spoiling the fun...

ladybonersgw

Darlin, darlin, doesnt have a problem. Lyin to herself cuz her liquors top shelf. Its alarming, honestly, how charming she can be. [F]oolin everyone. Telling them shes having fun

GoneWildPlus

People always ask "Isn't it awkward?" when I tell them I live with both my girlfriends, if they only saw how well we get along...

Bisexy

Told people at work I started dieting to slim down. But I could never tell them the truth (nsfw)

AdviceAnimals

[NSFW] Friends got weirded out after telling them I spent the weekend playing my new favorite type of game...interactive porn

gaming

most people don't believe me when i tell them I'm a virgin (7 inches, in case anyone was wondering)

ladybonersgw, MassiveCock

All sissies have that voice telling them: Put it on

Sissyperfection

Women need a man to show and tell them what they need.

misogyny

There's an easy way you can make feminists quit playing their pretended role of female superiority: tell them superior Men consider "superior" women are uninteresting

maledom

I wont tell them their mizugi are see through if you wont ;)

swimsuithentai

text this to your friends and tell them it's your sidechick's butt

nsfw

#NSFW OP knows who gang raped you! Police don't believe you and OP's not going to tell them he overheard what happened because you only like guys with BIG dicks! OP's best friend died because you went round school saying you only liked BIG dicks. If you w

thatHappened

She likes it when I tell them what to do

cuckoldcaptions

When people ask why I am so into [F]itness, I don't tell them because I love being fit enough to put my feet on a guys thighs and bounce on his cock for hours and hours ;p

gonewild

Actually tight leather. Also, someone needs to tell them to just stop.

tightdresses, TightSight

When your Final fantasy raid group asks why you keep dying but you dont want to tell them why

gaymersgonewild

Racist dude yelling at "Mexicans" telling them they "arent safe here" and to "leave this country"

Calgary

Did you know Brittney White has a twin? I can't tell them apart; can you?

Morphs

The reaction of rich Muslim college students when you tell them the "COEXIST" Bumper Sticker on their BMW is was invented by an Israeli.

ImGoingToHellForThis

@corrina_westfall they ask me why I'm single. I tell them, because I'm going to marry my goals

GirlsinRippedDenim

Can you tell them apart?

Ifyouhadtopickone

So I know a bunch of my classmates use reddit. No one tell them they can see their classmate totally naked okay?

AsiansGoneWild

"I thought you invited me for soup?" I said. "You're going to eat something," she said, "think of it as a meal substitute." "Ok," I said. "Post it with your other booty call and tell them I am a different woman" "Um, ok"

pussy

I'd be mortified if my classmates saw me totally naked like this, no one tell them about this ok?

AsiansGoneWild

Man I'd sure be embarrassed if any of the guys in my class saw this post... promise not to tell them? [F]

gonewild, FantasticAss

Alright well since no one from my class has recognized me, here I am totally naked! If anyone tells them I'll kill you [f]

gonewild

You tell them, Drdirtysex!

PornhubComments

How to do laundry. Step 1. Give kids Robux and tell them to go play. Step 2. Sit in laundry room and pull big titties out and take photos. Step 3. Sometimes go through laundry.

realmoms, chubby, Titties, snapchatgw, slutsofsnapchat

I love when they do what I tell them

Misogynyfetish

When white boys try to hit me up at the gym, I tell them to read my shirt :P kik bbcisbest

BBCsissies, BlackOwnedSissies, SissyDegradedCaptions

When my friend called me for a favor, of course I said yes. Next thing I know I wake up in his kitchen. "Don't panic bro!" he said "I just need you to call school pretending you're my mom, and tell them I'm sick today"

bodyswap

The BEST reaction from the loser beta cuck mods over at small penis humiliation. I posted a pic, and it got deleted. When I messaged the mods telling them how funny that was, they muted me! Seriously, couldn't have gotten any better reaction from such jea

u_observantsnark

Jane Levy always catches white boys staring at her petite ass and creaming in their underwear when she tells them that she's black-only.

BBCQueens, CelebCucking

Try not to compare your current partner to your ex... unless it's to tell them they're better. [blowjob] [girlfriend]

VanillaCaptions, xxxcaptions

Everyone needs that someone who will tell them that things are gonna turn out alright [309118]

wholesomehentai, AllHentai

This lady is very pleased with her new bathroom mirror - her old one was too small. Now she can see to do her makeup properly! She's off out to see her friends now and tell them about it

AltBoobWorld

Guys don’t believe me when I tell them I have an hourglass body ?

collegesluts

Who’s gonna tell them

keyholdercaptions

Guinness Stout. When people say you can’t drink beer in the shower, I tell them they can kiss my Irish ass.

showerbeer

18F 49Kg - I took my family on a hike to tell them I'm a nudist. this is how I went

normalnudes

Freedom-loving Hong Kong chinks won't let the government tell them what to do!

Gay_Asian_Raceplay

Mommy Karlie is on the phone right now with my school to tell them I can't attend for a whole week. Because mommy wants to spend the week pleasuring each other as a gift for my birthday. I can't wait to lose my virginity to her.

CelebrityMommy