Jizz

My local bar has a Ted Cruz coloring book with some tasteful additions

pics

Read this the same day I learned of the Ted Cruz appointment [Injustice: Year 3 #14]

DCcomics

PsBattle: Ted Cruz trying to find the clitoris. NSFW

photoshopbattles

Can anyone make me a fake of Ted Cruz? Maybe a portrait of him with a dicknose? I need to bust a nut and nothing is gettin me going

nsfwshoops

This is not Ted Cruz

pics

PsBattle: Ted Cruz at a fetish festival in Reno, NV

photoshopbattles

My new ad for Ted Cruz...

The_Donald

Most insightful graphic on Ted Cruz's path to the nomination.

The_Donald

I drew Ted Cruz as a giant dick

funny

American public to Ted Cruz: "RELEASE THE BEANS"

The_Donald

Is it just me or does Ted Cruz's wife look just like Beavis?

ImGoingToHellForThis

Photo of Ted cruz's mistresses revealed.

The_Donald

Breaking!! Ted Cruz revealed to have performed oral on a sixth mistress!

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Picture found of Ted Cruz and 4th mistress

The_Donald

NSFW Ted Cruz

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NSFW This is probably too mean, but this is what I see every time I see Ted Cruz.

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PIC LEAKED OF TED CRUZ INFIDELITY

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[THE LIAR IS ALSO A THEIF] Ted Cruz Caught on Camera Stealing a Slice of Pizza

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Shocking photo of Donald Trump KISSING Ted Cruz

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Fellow Centipedes!! My sister came home with Ted Cruz today!

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[NSFW] Ted Cruz is this type of guy

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[NSFW] Ted Cruz, Zodiac Fister

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NSFW So apparently Ted Cruz is doing porn now

PoliticalHumor

NSFW. Ted Cruz caught having sex with a dead body!

The_Donald

[NSFW] Ted Cruz: "O Shit Waddup! We dem boiss"

circlejerk

Leaked Picture of Ted Cruz!

The_Donald

LEAKED Photos Of Lyin' Ted Cruz Naked! [NSFW]

The_Donald

BREAKING: Ted Cruz also has trouble with stairs. SAD!

The_Donald

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz [Politics]

rule34

I can't believe Ted Cruz fucked this girl

tscumsluts, Tgirls, SheDicks

Looks like Ted Cruz is working hard tonight

funny

Looks like Ted Cruz is working hard tonight

pics

YRW You're Ted Cruz and you just liked a very NSFW tweet

gifs

Hoping to get an upvote from Ted Cruz... [Check out /u/ilikemakingporngifs for source info]

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Hoping to get an upvote from Ted Cruz... [Check out /u/ilikemakingporngifs for source info]

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Thumb From Ted Cruz's Twitter Mishap - Kacey Jordan and Cory Chase (Source in comments)

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The porn video Ted Cruz liked topped Pornhub's most popular videos of the day..

porn

Free premium video, brought to you by Ted Cruz and his friends at Reality Kings

PoliticalHumor

DAE Ted Cruz’s (((??))) beard makes their bussy moister than an oyster? ?????

gaybroscirclejerk

On September 11th, 2017, this was the view for Texas Senator Ted Cruz (R).

funny

Republican Ted Cruz argues that you don't have the right to masturbate. These people are fucking monsters. Vote for your life.

Choker, coltish, DirtyPale

Republican Ted Cruz argued that people literally don't have the right to masturbate. A panel of judges overruled him 2-1, and sex toys became legal to sell in Texas in 2008, but rulings like that will only last until they replace all the judges. Vote for

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Republican Ted Cruz argued that people literally don't have the right to masturbate. A panel of judges overruled him 2-1, and sex toys became legal to sell in Texas in 2008, but rulings like that will only last until they replace all the judges. Vote for

Choker, coltish, DirtyPale, DSLE, Elsas, FairestOfThemAll, FuckingPerfect, gettingherselfoff, Lordosis, OnePieceVixens, palest, SlowMoJiggles, SmolTiddyGothGF, SnowWhites, theratio, TooCuteForPorn, WholesomePorn, xmasgirls, 420Girls, bigfan, Bottomless, crazyeyes

from Ted Cruz Approved! Milf Threesome. Cory Chase, Two Tone, Kacey Jordan.

corychase

This is how Ted Cruz' entourage tips at a local bar (struggling with covid restrictions) after they've tried to intimidate other customers...

worldpolitics

Never forget what Senator Ted Cruz did.

PoliticalHumor

Fuck Ted Cruz. The only reason he agreed is because he lacks the mental capacity to compound a thought of his own that doesn't piss people off. This isn't unity

u_CJCYDOX

Playing Ted Cruz in Cancun ??‍♀️?

GoneMild

Is Ted Cruz dumb or is he just plain dumber?

u_Gai-Tendoh