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rEt0aST? Hey! Is that Bill from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?

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*SPOILERS* LEAKED SEASON 5: TED FIGHTS AGAINST NINE RIVALS.

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Who is the man in the picture from this scene in Ted?

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Classiest Tattoo (and "Lady") ever, my view at Ted Nugent's concert last night [NSFW]

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Oh. Ted's wife, as seen in 30 Rock (2011)

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SPOILER FOR HIMYM-FANS! DO NOT CLICK! TRUST ME! Really don't do it. [Here she is after 8 years of waiting Teds wife!] (/spoiler)

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The Truth behind Actual Advice Mallard (from a TED talk frame)... This is RL

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Best News of Forever Evil: Ted Kord is cannon and alive (page 2 spoilers)

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Fred Bear and Ted Bear Get Freaky

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Kelly McGonigal from the TED talk "How to make stress your friend"

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My local bar has a Ted Cruz coloring book with some tasteful additions

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Hobbit Hole in the eyes of by Ted Nasmith.

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Just Ted Doing His Thing.

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[Found] Ted Bundy - James Deen

doppelbangher

Can anyone make me a fake of Ted Cruz? Maybe a portrait of him with a dicknose? I need to bust a nut and nothing is gettin me going

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This is not Ted Cruz

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NSFW - Ted's plan to defeat Trump: Outlaw Dildos

PoliticalHumor

NSFW So apparently Ted Cruz is doing porn now

PoliticalHumor

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz [Politics]

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YRW You're Ted Cruz and you just liked a very NSFW tweet

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Katie Bouman, one of the women that worked on imaging the black hole, giving a TED talk about it a couple years ago.

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you could say i got a little too exc.ted

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[F]emale patient came onto me today and all I wa.ted to do was show her what was underneath... ?

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Republican Ted Cruz argues that you don't have the right to masturbate. These people are fucking monsters. Vote for your life.

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Republican Ted Cruz argued that people literally don't have the right to masturbate. A panel of judges overruled him 2-1, and sex toys became legal to sell in Texas in 2008, but rulings like that will only last until they replace all the judges. Vote for

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This is how Ted Cruz' entourage tips at a local bar (struggling with covid restrictions) after they've tried to intimidate other customers...

worldpolitics

Hello, I'm [tsp2000] and in this TED talk we will discuss why boys make the best girls.

WickrFinder

Fuck Ted Cruz. The only reason he agreed is because he lacks the mental capacity to compound a thought of his own that doesn't piss people off. This isn't unity

u_CJCYDOX

Is Ted Cruz dumb or is he just plain dumber?

u_Gai-Tendoh

POV - včerejší noc jsi svoji mámu konečně vyšukal dokud ze její chlupatý tlustý zpoceni kundi stále strikalo tvoje semeno zatímco ji zapadly oči! Teď si nasadila svoje kalhotky a de ty udělat snídaní

u_Chuckyxmeat

K sorry chasers, just because I have a MASSIVE 7 inch thick and JUICY cock, does NOT mean I am a top. Like, ok sweaty, just no. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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