Jizz

Due to his dropping out of the race, I thought I'd share a picture of me standing next to a large pile of Santorum (potentially NSFW!)

funny

Need help...first ever post....any of you girls out there like my small twisted willy enough to help make it stand up tall?

gonewild

*NSFW* This is why you don't stand in the back of a moving truck while holding up a motorcycle. Last turn before his house the bike fell and knocked him out of the truck bed, at the same time pinning his ankle against the side.

pics

I, too, took a 30 second exposure of my friends standing near a creek. But it came out a little differently... (slightly NSFW: man booty)

pics

So, a buddy of mine fell out of his tree stand today and broke his hip. Here is the xray. (NSFW)

nursing, funny

I was standing in my room in my undies about to shower when I looked down and saw the sun shining through my window, creating a perfect frame for my crotch. Those photons were shot across 92,960,000 miles of space to get on my dick. So I pulled out my wie

NSFWFunny

Not quite standing up, but stretched out at least. [M]

gonewild

Guys… I found out what ISIS stands for!

synthesizers

Those one night stands you can´t get out of your dirty mind...should I write back?

ladybonersgw

Had a one night stand and he didn't pull out...

creampies, Hotwife

I can't stand the guys that, when you tell them you're with family/friends, they tell you to leave 'for a sec' or to 'sneak out.' How about fuck you?

lolgrindr

The Hatfield Clan of West Virginia, carriers out a long-standing feud with the Kentucky-based McCoy Clan .

ImGoingToHellForThis

[OC] Just the thought of going out like this makes them stand at attention.

pokies, GoneErotic

Found these in my girl's night stand today while she's out of town - we've been together for over four years and have never used a condom. Help?

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Oops it felt out, you going to just stand there and do nothing or do you want to give me a hand? ? [M][28]

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[M18] Never had a girlfriend, want to know where I stand since I've now grown out my hair.

Rateme

[29M] Recently single with mixed results both online and going out. Genuinely curious where I stand, be honest. Also Shirtless pic so slightly NSFW?

Rateme

After a regretful one night stand, you passed out and his pet angels play with you now...(NSFW)

trippinthroughtime

Yoga block under my chin to help push my chest up, shoulders back, second yoga block to try to help push my lower back out but its not like standing straighter and having a butt come close to angling in the right direction really improves much, certainly

u_slopbotch

P (m) ladies. Want work out where i stand in life. Thank you x

RateMyNudeBody

Jessica Rabbit Standing Over With Her Tits Out Like Pow!

AllAboutBoobs

I can’t stand Lena Dunham, but I would hatefuck the shit out of her

JerkOffToCelebs

Turns out computer nerds don’t notice naked girls standing in-front of them ?

RealGirls

turns out computer nerds don’t notice naked gals standing in-front of them ?

RealGirls, VerticalGifs

(m) shout out to all the real bitches that stand in they man corner even when they down. Y'all the real MVP y'all know how it is for real street niggas. We might not come with you want but we know how to get up and go get what you need. Am I lying?

gonewild

You Make Her Stand in the Exact Same Position Like in This Photo as You Snap Pics of Her Ass Leaking Your Thick Semen Out of the Hole You Made in Her Yoga Pants and She Flushes from Embarrassment

iWantToFuckHer

I wish I had a brother so I could stand in front of the TV like this and say to him "hey, we ran out of moisturizer for my boobs, can I use some of cum instead?". Teasing my dad gets boring after a while!! I want a young energetic brother.

SistersNSFW, Slut, ratemyboobs

M/20 - starting tomorrow on a goal to lean out and lose some lf the ugly chub I have. Standing on a bed proved to be just another issue in taking a photo

progresspics

This drawing is a classic example of if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

ecchi

Would love to see Dove stripping out of that wedding dress, standing there only wearing those stockings and heels, before bending her over and fuck her doggystyle

JerkOffToCelebs

<- Asian MILF [55] going out to drink to get one night stands -> after they are done and she starts cleaning up

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u_firefoxstaxsheat

Was 100% caught taking this. The farmer didn't (m)ind though, probably because I was "out/standing" in the field ???

gonewild

“If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen”

MensHighJinx

My bull (Garbage1x) made me go out my wife’s dirty panties on and then secretly stand in front of her and expose her. I’m a dumb broken cuck

Cuckik

Some times its nice to air them out in the stand 20F

Huntinggw

Morbid Boy Man In a TOWEL With His Cock Standing In The Open Air, Taking Out The SEMEN Like Nothing. Full video.

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So recently I just found out that in this scene recless Pallad wasn't supposed to be standing in Kaeya's chair? This whole time I thought this was intentional

Genshin_Impact

I want someone to eat me out while I stand just like this

knockmeup

My oldest, dearest friend commissioned me to make his son this creepy monstrosity of a headphone stand. I told him it’s on the house. Just get it out of my home.

KushalasCloud