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Festival pantsing

Festival pantsing

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You must hear these words a lot

You must hear these words a lot

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Even hookers don't wanna fuck that thing

Even hookers don't wanna fuck that thing

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Buying extra small condoms is the optime of optimism

Buying extra small condoms is the optime of optimism

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Typical third date

Typical third date

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Tough Crowd

Tough Crowd

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The "no sex before marriage" religious rule was written by small dick men.

The "no sex before marriage" religious rule was written by small dick men.

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Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn

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That must suck

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It's better than her leaving you

It's better than her leaving you

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You confused the poor girl

You confused the poor girl

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It's what they all think

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Are you havin' a laugh

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Pass her the tic tacs

Pass her the tic tacs

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Your Plans Tonight

Your Plans Tonight

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Girls Talk

Girls Talk

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She deserves better

She deserves better

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Did it slip out again?

Did it slip out again?

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The waters not cold

The waters not cold

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Your bathing suit...

Your bathing suit...

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You must get this a lot...

You must get this a lot...

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It makes her smile

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Pathetic Loser

Pathetic Loser

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Friendzoned

Friendzoned

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That moment...

That moment...

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Friendzoned as fuck

Friendzoned as fuck

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Shorts off

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Put it away

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You can't even last...

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She loves to remind you

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Promise

Promise

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Her favorite position

Her favorite position

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Quite the trick

Quite the trick

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The latter

The latter

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The truth at last

The truth at last

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What else are you gonna do

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Ouch

Ouch

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Blood is thicker than your dick it seems.

Blood is thicker than your dick it seems.

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This happens every time, doesn't it

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She has a job for you

She has a job for you

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FYI

FYI

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She's just not feeling it...

She's just not feeling it...

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The Beach

The Beach

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The Buzz Kill

The Buzz Kill

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A Simple Message

A Simple Message

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It's Official

It's Official

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You call that a cock?

You call that a cock?

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Oh, look, meh

Oh, look, meh

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Shaving misfire

Shaving misfire

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The Prank

The Prank

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The Girls all know

The Girls all know

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She woulda done that for free

She woulda done that for free

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Small tits trump's small dicks

Small tits trump's small dicks

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The Eternal Question

The Eternal Question

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Well, you do...

Well, you do...

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The changing faces of size

The changing faces of size

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Just accept it

Just accept it

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Hooking up with your colleague

Hooking up with your colleague

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Don't be shy

Don't be shy

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It truly is

It truly is

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