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So my brother received a random text just now

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So, my son won this fishing trophy...

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So our school installed new TV's. It was bound to happen sooner or later...

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So, my mom just uploaded my brother's prom photos...(fixed)

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So my buddy went out to dinner with his wife last night . He sent me this ...... (NSFW)

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So my friend made a Wordle today with the lyrics from Beat the Shit by Lil Wayne...

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So I went to the Bahamas and this is what I found in a gift shop.

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So my friend went to a painting class...

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So my brother sent me this snapchat... NSFW

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So that's a weird name for that kind of video game..

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So, I Googled "STRaND 1" - must say, I was not disappointed

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So this was just on Groupon...

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So at my job we have "Parisian bread" going on sale....NSFW?

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So my coworker got a new vase today...

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So this is how they do math these days

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So, someone is giving away a vagina couch on Craigslist (nsfw)

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So I bought a hair catcher... nsfw

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So my friends made a Christmas card

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So Jan. 19th is Milk Shake Day in my office; this is how we let everyone know.

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So I saw this book in a local antique store today...

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So a random guy messaged me thinking I'm someone named Nicole...

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So I found a label maker...

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So my friend posted some vacation photos today

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So a buddy of mine, who I haven't spoken to in awhile & lives in another state, texted me thinking I was somebody else (turns out he lost my number). I decided to play along and see where our conversation would go. (NSFW language)

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So my neighbor got a package today.

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So we're posting pictures of our usernames now? NSFW

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So, I wipe my ass and all of a sudden Albert Einstein appears

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So THAT'S how you make buns.. [NSFW]

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So cocky...

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So last month I noticed I had a big pile of old newspapers, and I might have gotten a little preoccupied...

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So the roomate works at a bakery, brings me home a gift, wrapped and everything.

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So I found this in a text book I just bought.....

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So, the Philippines government downloads porn too!

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So doc, how do I take this medicine again? [OC]

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So my buddy worked as a janitor at Wal-Mart and would sometimes take pictures of the craziest Shits. This behemoth impressed the crap outta me. (NSFW)

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So someone changed The Force Awakens Wikipedia

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So I got these turtles...

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So my dad gave me this stamp...

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