Jizz

Let's PM while [m]y wife snores beside me

gonewild

"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs." (artist n

ImaginaryWesteros

How to get help at the hardware snore

RealPublicNudity

Convince your wife about the need for a live in nanny... spike her drink with sleep aids... wait until she’s snoring... then come to my room downstairs to make sure I’m ok and don’t need anything...

cuckquean