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A tip for when you get shot in the foot [x-post r/shittylifeprotips]

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If you are over 25 and proud that you work at disneyworld

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4chan with some useful LPT's

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LPT: When you are getting medical care make sure you are getting "medical" care and NOT "mediKILL" care.

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LPT: If you are in bed with a girl and she shouts "UHH SAY MY NAME," but you have forgotten her name, go for "Muhammad" as it is the most common name in the world so statistically speaking it will be correct.

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The way you dress maybe the only thing that separates you from the other candidates.

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Girlfriend left this in the shower... now I'll never miss a game.

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I love Calcium!

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Summer is here! Stay under the shade with this life hack!

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LPT: Internet boyfriend asking for nudes?

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Nervous about an interview or giving a presentation?! Don't picture them naked, turn up naked yourself & put them on the backfoot!

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LPT: Use 3 shells instead of toilet paper

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LPT Put Poison Ivy on your penis to make it huge.

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LPT: Feeling cold and wet in the shower?

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If your community is flooding during an el nino storm and you can't swim, enter your storm drain system for safety.

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LPT: NSFW

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[NSFW] LPT: The next time you have diarrhea, take a picture of it. If you ever want to skip work by faking the stomach flu, you can send the picture to your boss as proof.

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LPT: People on Reddit like sexy things. People on Reddit like cute animals. Post furry pictures to get twice the karma at half the price.

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Save time with this fast and effective way to diet. Just place your food here and watch the weight fall off.

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Back to School Tips! [Q]

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LPT: If you are having trouble swallowing large pills, spend some time practicing with a pill trainer

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[50/50] [NSFW]Cutting a broken wrist |[NSFW] Removing makeup.

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Good to see you! Long time no see!

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LPT: Step On An Explosive To Take Off Your Shoes

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LPT: How to pee with morning wood

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Opened a beer but can't finish it? Use a penis pump to keep it fresh longer!

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When you are not watching your children they are most likely masturbating. Strap them in to save their lives. (Masturbating is NSFW)

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hentai_irl

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Guy checks to see if his gun is firing… by putting his hand in front of it and pulling the trigger.

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SLPT: Set your phone to 1/40 give/take before shooting junk [nsfw]

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First aid

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SLPT: First aid

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SLPT: Become invincible

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SLPT: When drinking champagne make sure you tap the bottom of the bottle and put your mouth over it.

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LPT: if you are carrying things in both hands and you need to open a door handle you can use your penis

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LPT: How to fry fish without oil splattering on your arms

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WCGW playing darts?

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Still not convinced this isn't porn

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How to prevent suicides

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[SLPT] Make sure the same mosquito never bites you twice

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SLPT: having sex in a dressings room

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[NSFW] Congratulations! You've gained the ability to fuck yourself with your own bones!

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[SLPT] The best way to disinfect your lungs.

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Never SPIT at an officer!

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SLPT: Cotton mouth while smoking? Drink the bong water to stay hydrated!

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SLPT: Diet tip...

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A different kind of facial

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Yep

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Just... no

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Thanks, I hate female rapists

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