Jizz

PIC: Oh shit, how did this happen!?

Cuckold

Did anyone else shit a thousand bricks when this happened? [NSFW] [Spoiler]

skyrim

This week on shit that never happened.. [NSFW]

funny

Holy shit, what happened to this pussy !?

pussy

So I missed my first cakeday. I figured that would probably happen. Anyways, here's a shit-ton of wallpapers and pics I've collected on reddit and other various places on the net. Enjoy.

pics

She think she hot shit...let's see what happens now

gonewild

/k/ommando has no time to shit during happening

4chan

(NSWF-ish) This is what happens when you give your friends shit for preparing your food.

funny

raver dick head thinks he is a political martyr. apparently know one likes him in their "scene" this happened today (Christmas Eve) what a piece of shit

asshole

I've always heard of shit like this happing but I'd never thought it would happen to me.

lolgrindr

This is what happens when you don't have shit else to do. Last one, I promise lol #justjunkiethings

opiates

[50/50] Why Obama doesn't visit the south | What happens when you don't shit prior to an anal session (NSFW/L)

FiftyFifty

Whatever happened to shitting bricks

funny

[NSFW: Gore] First crash, and not on my street bike (thank god)…This is what happens if you think you're hot shit and start ripping wheelies on a 80cc scooter without a helmet on. 10mph high-side from setting the bars down crooked in my driveway.

motorcycles, CalamariRaceTeam

Aaron Wolbrueck... I hate you. You are a fucking rapist that takes advantage of girls. I know what happened you piece of shit. You are the scum of the earth.

porn

[SPOILER] NSFW : what i wished happened at the end of the finale -- Grandpa Aang and Sokka!!! (Some Return of the Jedi shit)

TheLastAirbender

What's better? The shit eating grin *OR* the hotwife experience about to happen?

Hotwife

You promised great sex.....dank weed....and a good time. When's this shit going to happen?

gonewild

So this happened? Anybody else flip their shit too?

starbucks

What happens when no ones home? Typical Shit.

ladybonersgw

[Survivor Series Spoilers] The "This Shit Never Happens to Cena" Look

SquaredCircle

33 and this shit is still happening every morning, fml.

GaybrosGoneWild, MassiveCock

Wife coming back from the minimarket.. she told me her nightgown kept falling like this in front of the cashier... she says theres no problem because it's not the first time it happens. That shit made me jealous... but for her it's just a funny anecdote.

nsfw, milf

A girls asks a social media site if she's "a total piece of shit." Here's what happened...

oversharing

(M) Not trying to expose anybody but damn yall Cleary see who the hell am it's only fair I'll never share nobody fucking secrets like that. And when shit did happen I come to the person 1rst and don't tell anybody and I'm pretty sure you know that not an

gonewild

(M) I never told on anybody about nothing except that shit that happen with NO NO. And the police picked me up because they said it was me but that's it I can admit that but I never never ever set anyone up in my life

gonewild

(M) sorry Meg tell my kids I love them and I told you also If somthing happen. To me you know who did it and I TXT Rach too not about us on here but about who did it they still threating for some bull shit I didn't even do. Kiss my babies for me and keep.

gonewild

Ever had a somewhat lucid dream where you just can't control it enough and shit like this happens?

nsfw

(M) she know I got a girl so we don't cross th@t line kinda like this Reddit shit but it could happen if we really wanted to she actually was trying to get me to leave my whole family for her. I said girlll hell nah you smoking crack ?????????????????????

gonewild

(M) Real.nigga shit im really sad asf right now because nothing wrong happen ugh I miss her with my punk preaching ass so what i love that big head jerk...She my ? she molded me and i gave that bottle to my friend. Mrs Butler im rdy to come home baby.

gonewild

True story. As a boy, I remember the first time I was *ahem... aroused. I was in bed, and felt that throbbing... Followed by a swollen lil member. I Shit you not, I prayed and begged that God would never let such a freak thing happen when I have sex with

softies

31[M]ondays just happen to be my night off this week... Kik or wickr with me to shoot the shit and trade ass/pussy pics?

cocainegonewild

Brake rotors will seriously fuck your shit up. This is what happened to me when my hand slipped trying to get my brake rub to go away. Hindsight is always 20/20, be safe friends.

MTB

At 38 this shit doesn't happen by accident. Your ass can't handle this. This will destroy you. I'm just playin. I'm a delicate flower inside with lots of big scary feelings.

ladybonersgw

[OC] This is what happens when I masturbate while falling asleep. I think about this shit

Cboys, bara

So 2020 has bene a shit year...what's ONE good thing that happened to you in these last 12 months?

braceface