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Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.

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Couples in motion have moments.

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Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.

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If you could get an erection, you would have no need for Emacs.

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Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.

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The three most important parts of a stove: lifter, leg, and poker.

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One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

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Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

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Sodomy is a pain in the ass.

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A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy

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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.

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To be the kind of girl designed to be kissed between the thighs.

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69 + 69 = dinner for 4.

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Hackers do it bottom-up.

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Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.

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Statisticians do it with 95

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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed

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People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

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Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley

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One should be cherry of virgins.

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My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.

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Save a forest - eat a beaver!

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"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"

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Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.

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It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.

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Systems people do it with a small, but clean, interface.

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Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.

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Runners do it alone.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard

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For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.

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That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

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One should be cherry of virgins.

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Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

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You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!

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An 11 is a 10 who doesn't have headaches.

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I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess"

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Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.

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Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

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When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.

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Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

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Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.

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You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!

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Do I like getting drunk? Depends on who's doing the drinking. -- Amy Gorin

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Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.

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Many nice things suck.

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Ooops. Gotta run. My dog wants sex. Later.

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Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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You might get caught holding the bag. Say she's your sister.

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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

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Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.

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Oh, baby, put two fingers here and one finger there and call me bitch.

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"I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway." -- NPR

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Evangelists do it with Him watching.

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Painters do it with even strokes.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West

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Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.

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There are a couple of things about her I greatly admire.

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You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!

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Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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