Jizz

Where I feel the nation is really headed, after reading my Facebook feed on the ObamaCare decision. x/post from PoliticalHumor

politics, PoliticalHumor, FiveYearsAgoNSFW

My Brother just sent me this, actually read it in my head in her northern accent aswell (NSFW)

gameofthrones

After reading the comments in "What is the best NSFW fact you know?" I could only shake my head...

AdviceAnimals

Good night! Thanks for everything (head's up: doesn't mean I won't read any more PMs!)

gonewildcurvy

Leaked Dork Souls 3 Image [WARNING! MASIVE SPOILER A HEAD, READ AT OWN RISK AND DONT COMPLAIN LIKE A FGT WEN U SEA THE SPOILER!)

shittydarksouls

KiraLansing - Head to the ManyVids - MV blog - to read more cool stuff about her! Like & Share if you love that booty!

NiceASS

I'm about to head off to work. Leave me lots of messages to read at work to get me all hot and bothered ;)

BBW, BBWGW, GoneWildPlus, ssbbw

MRW I've read too many me_irl posts and decide to kill myself by sticking my head in the oven with the engine running but I don't want to ruin my clothes cuz I want my dog to have my scent to remember me by and I've been smoking so many marijuanas man why

shittyreactiongifs

So sexy, almost evil talkin' about butterflies in my head. I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but you made me feel alive when I was almost dead

Alice_on_thc, Sexsells

(M).im.not doing that shit I'm down stairs watching YouTube you know where I'm at and if you read them p.ms you know what to do. Just give me a heads up if yo'ur really cumming. And i.dont give a fuck about that it's yo'ur life now male me taste you 2nigh

gonewild

Blonde college babe, headed to work all day in these silky pink panties! They feel sooo nice against my soft skin. Can I make these or a different pair of my panties special for you? (; Read the comments for more of what I have to offer..let me please you

usedpanties, FetishLife

[NSFW] I was reading comments on a recipe for a 30 day cake and saw this. Some say he's still giving head to this day, 13 years later.

ihavesex

Degrade me from head (face) to toe. Be mean but honest. I want to cry when I read your comments. (F)35

DegradingHoles

Getting a head in her reading

librarygirls

Let me sit on the [f]loor and read a book by your chair while you play video games. You can reach down to stroke my hair every once in awhile while my head is resting on your lap.

GoneMild

Posting this be[f]ore heading into work so I can read all your questionably explicit (and sweet) messages and comments during my 11 hour work day ?

gonewild, VerticalGifs

You popped into my head while I was reading

ladybonersgw

Borat bikini vibes ? [I will bc reading all comments with Borat’s accent in my head] ?

ssbbw

Getting eaten out in the coat room! These things just happen. I am really sorry about what happened that poor dancer's tie dye hoody under my head. If your reading this, I'd be happy to make it up to you?

Swingersgw, SexyJammies

i started reading beserk recently and although i’m a couple volumes ahead of the eclipse i can’t get those images out of my head

berserklejerk