Jizz

GetStringFromObject() - NSFW

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As a Flash Developer when I first starting making cool stuff in HTML5, then tried it in IE...

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I can't WAIT until the admin who needed this advice gets access to a production database...

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Teaching a 12 year old how to code

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Mobile website done right

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Just another IE joke...

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Thanks, Google. Totally what I was looking for.

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ELI5: Web development

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As a programmer, this turns me O(n)...

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That's not what I was looking for Google...

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4chan on Perl (x-post /r/4chan)

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Anyone else enjoy looking up CString when they forget something?

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NSFW: So you like recursion?

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Accidentally searched "index of" when I meant "indexOf" and this is what I got...

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What's the most vulgar (but valid) command you can type, without repetition of flags?

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There's something odd about that progress bar.

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Dat StringID

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Not quite exactly what I was looking for.

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Guys, I made Boner.java grow and shrink infinitely. I'm more proud of myself than I should be probably.

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Browsing stack overflow for a solution I'm like

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The importance of capitalizing your variable names

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One of these things is not like the others...

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Just think about the opportunities we have with VR!

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The professor wanted us to write an interpreter. I still have no idea how I passed with this. I give you: The Tourette's Interpreter!

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Javascript is going to kill me...

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[NSFW] Hidden Gems

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Proper foreskin care is necessary for maintaining a healthy ObjectDataSource

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I started teaching my friend app development, best decision of my life

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Won't compile.

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[NSFL] Fuck excel

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node_modules/randomatic/node_modules/is-number/node_modules/kind-of

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Hate when this happens!

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This MATLAB Function Is NSFW

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Oh my... [NSFW text]

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Web development explained with butt analogies

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Couldn't resist adding this comment to a project.

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Apparently even robot bodies run jQuery these days! (found on /r/Ghost_in_the_Shell)

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It's everywhere!

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C++ is a monstrosity

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I'm convinced

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Load balancing

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So I made a twitter bot that will retweet giveaways. Think I should tweak it a little.

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Love & deadlines

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Goddamnit Steven!

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Are we this lonely?

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Me trying to relax after a long day

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Happy Sysadmin Day!

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When you try to install gcc from source for the first time and unzip the tarball

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Better than pushing when it won't fit

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Bugs can get f****d

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Too much rare!

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Lol ?

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There there little buddy

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Walking away before my risky-big query finishes NSFW

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Infinite Penis

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Bug fixes always come first

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Low effort

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Unit testing can cause some sad realizations

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