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"Drove to the river and went across on the pontoon bridge, stopping in the middle to take a piss in the Rhine, and then pick up some dirt on the far side, in emulation of William the Conqueror." General George Patton, 1945 [NSFW?]

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C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.

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Reddit stepped in and gave a family of 6 a Merry Christmas by providing gifts and paying off all the bills they were behind on. Here's the christmas tree that the children picked out.

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Perky on the left. Perky on the right. Your pick?

Boobies

Are there really wo[m]en on reddit cuz everything on the front page is picked by guys??

gonewild

i havent been on here for a while so i thought id share what i picked up on friday

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Girl puts guy on blast on Facebook after dick pick NSFW

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[vid] Selling my dropbox content before I dump it! Get in on 50+ videos from my first 2 weeks of kiking / camming. $40 Get 'em before they're gone! Bonus***Pick your favorite vid and I'll send you a clip of me describing what was going on in juicy detail*

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These girls in glass boxes with 2 breathing air holes on top, are on display in our stores, pick yours now

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Sexy used panties on a sexy milf. Plenty of pairs to choose from or you can pick a pair to be customized with whatever turns you on. Contact us to get started.

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Got this picture as a pick me up during a long day. She swallowed a coworkers load last night and might see him again tonight. Says she wants him to cum on her tits. Send us your tributes! Show us what your cum would look like on these amazing tits!

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Got this picture as a pick me up during a long day. She swallowed a coworkers load last night and might see him again tonight. Says she wants him to cum on her tits. Send us your tributes! Show us what your cum would look like on these amazing tits!

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Got this picture as a pick me up during a long day. She swallowed a coworkers load last night and might see him again tonight. Says she wants him to cum on her tits. Send us your tributes! Show us what your cum would look like on these amazing tits!

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Couldn't decide which one to jizz on today so blasted on both...who'd u pick?

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This is one of my favorite pictures of her. She still has this shirt and is bringing it on our trip next month to Cancun. I want to watch her get picked up in it and her come home with cum on it

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Plushies Daddy let me pick out all by myself on on Valentine's Day ❤ I was so excited!

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Need advice on how to pick up on the cute barista I met today so I can (f)uck him!

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So many big tits on here... could you pick me out in a line up?? ?

BigBoobsGW

Sit on my face or sit on my cock? Pick one.. or both? ;) comment your choice or pm me! (M23)

gonewild

Finally picked up the new Flint Sheath on Black Friday and it's already on the way! Speedy!

BadDragon

26 on left, 20 on right. so my sister has a dirty reddit account, which one of us would you pick?

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need a pick-me-up today? let me help you on [kik] (: or check out the [snp] trial deal on my subreddit!

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You could get to pick one tonight! ? Or maybe Both ? Since I'm feeling horny and already on my bed ? join me for some more live Action on [Kik] [Cam] [Rate]

Sexsells

[selling] my thongs. You pick them, I update you on what I do in them and send them after 24, 48 or 72 hours wear. [UK] Come talk to me on KIK ojw21. Happy humpday ;)

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Nothing turns me on more than picking up my new clothes from the Amazon locker and trying them on for the first time ?

FemBoys

I always find it fun to mix and match. Sometimes when I’m bored I’ll randomly going to the collection and pick out a certain panty that can stand on its own sexually speaking and then I will search again for yet another panty that can stand on its own sex

CuteGuyButts

PLEASE HELP ME PICK A PAIR OF PANTIES. I CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER. Treated myself to a new black lingerie set and 7 new pairs of panties from Amazon. I'm so EXCITED that i had to put it on right away

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Finally took off on my third day- going for $60 full of my grool- shipped out today! Comment or DM to claim ? Also my new drawer is in comments, and ?[sale] today?- get a free masturbation add on with any pair picked out from my drawer!

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Finally took off on my third day- going for $60 full of my grool- shipped out today! Comment or DM to claim ? Also my new drawer is in comments, and ?[sale] today?- get a free masturbation add on with any pair picked out from my drawer!

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I posted this split rock a few days ago for softness, but I've now noticed the hole on it is getting bigger. Been there since I picked it up from the nursery. The leaf with the hole is on the softer side and a *teensy* bit wrinkly. The hole itself is not

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Need a pick me up on this fine Monday? I know a place on two you could spend some time

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When you pick me up vs when I wake you up. Add me on snapchat: stevieeepwonder and add me on onlyfans for 3 free gg videos

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Is your cum going on my face, or will you pick me up, throw me on the bed and creampie me?

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Would you let me sit on your face, with my pussy in your mouth, my ass on your eyes, and my thighs wrapped around your head? For every upvote I'll give away 1 free month to my OF. DM to receive link. Give me your best pick up lines.?

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He was arrested for a small drug violation. The straight boy had always browsed gay porn but never acted on it. After a few weeks inside, his cell mate started to pick up on his cues and decided to turn him out. He bent the boy over and showed the rest of

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I picked up a dress from the thrift store then tried it on at home... The amount of boobage is UNREAL

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My mom told me that she "accidentally" sent my bully a nude pick because his name/number is right next to my dad's on the contact list on her phone. I guess that makes sense, but why did she even have my bully's number in her phone to begin with? Do you t

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Either choke me or choke on me pick one or both - more of TransGoneWild on redporn.us

TransGoneWild

When you're nice and let them pick the dick you'll be using on them, yet they insist on being a brat about it anyway ~ ? 12 Days of Smutmas - 9 Dicks to Choose From ?

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Mommy Emily caught me sniffing on her used panties & isn't pleased. She knows I've been picking them up from the laundry pile & cumming in them every day. She wants me to be a good boy, not a thief, & she'll let me sniff on them while she's we

CelebrityMommy

hi i'm live on MFC and it's kinda dead come hang out with me! my Lush is on and I'll drop a free Lush link once chat picks up <3

u_thefiendishkitty

( Christina hendricks) I couldn't sleep so mommy pick me , my legs wrapped around her waist, my head resting on her heavenly boobs as she start sing lullaby and rocking me gently until I fell asleep on her huge soft bosoms, saliva leaking out of my mouth

CelebrityMommy

Cuck rolled a 9 and 9 which is pretty amazing. This means he gets to pick 3 pics he wants to see on the sub reddit uncensored. You cant see much of her so if you win a free uncensor and want to use it on her, take my word for it, you won't be disappointed

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Stepdaughter trying on an outfit I picked for her. Looking for volunteers to watch after her and hold the key and vibrator remote on spring break. [photoshopped][DMs open]

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20 year anniversary on this blackmetal Metal masterpiece. Finally picked it up on vinyl and can't wait to blast it!

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Popping in to let you know...I wouldn’t be sad if you picked me up, laid me on the bed, climbed on top...and kissed me! ? Feeling sweet and sexy today! Happy Thursday everyone! ♥️

u_Shy_Little_Bunny

You're on vacation, pick who you hook up with during the trip. There's the horny beach bunny (Ariel Winter), the elegant, smart college girl (Anya Taylor-Joy), the cute international tourist (Maria Bakalova) and the recently divorced cougar on the prowl (

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